3 A Year

Hola human,

How did you like the cliffhanger from last time? I bet you're fired up for another amazing letter that comes with a complimentary bomb. I just realized that you might be facing a small problem, the leftover bombs might…explode…if not taken care of correctly. I strongly advise you to NOT throw away the bombs.

If you have, then maybe check the news and see if there have been any…garbage truck explosions. If garbage truck explosions have been happening, then I would advise you to lay low and hide these letters when you are done reading. We wouldn't want you to get arrested for killing people, but then again, I am quite sure that my letters will get to you in prison.

Just, don't get the death sentence.

Now then, let's get back to Mephisto. He was starting to worry me, as a big fight between us would draw unwanted attention. I was starting to think that clobbering him was a bad idea.

With a closer examination of Mephisto, I decided it would be safer if I disposed of the two summoned figures holding me down. With a growl, I wrapped my entire body in flickering, violet flames. The figures didn't even flinch, as they probably did not feel pain, but my flames started to melt through their arms.

With a big roar, I unleashed two huge fireballs that blasted the two figures away. Then I stood up, and carefully eyed Mephisto.

We stood like that for what seemed like ages, standing a few feet apart from each other and watching for even the slightest movement.

Then…Mephisto withdrew his aura and relaxed.

"Just what are you? You are no demon, but you certainly are not a human either." Mephisto said.

"That's for me to know and for you to find out Mr. Mephisto," I replied.

"Have it your way then. I will uphold the results of the wager, what do you want?"

"First, I want a house, preferably a mansion. I have the money, but it would be better if you bought it. As for a name…adopting me as your son should be fine. I quite like the name William Faust, it rolls off the tongue. A place in the cram school should be nothing to you, I think I will attend next year." I said, quickly glossing over the part about adoption.

"HAHAHA, YOU REALLY ARE AN INTERESTING ONE AREN'T YOU! AHAHAHAH!" Mephisto doubled over in laughter.

"I'm sure that's not a problem, right?"

"Oh of course not mister, or should I call you William now? No, as your father I think it would be better to if I called you Will. To cement our father-son relationship." Mephisto said mockingly.

At the time, I scowled under my breath. I, unfortunately, I had not factored in Mephisto's…overwhelming attitude when I was thinking through my plan on how to watch the events of Blue Exorcist unfold with my own two eyes.

Sooooo, were you surprised at what happened human?

WAIT, are you saying that you let down by what happened? YOU DARE TO CALL IT BORING? WELL, NOW I HOPE YOU GET ARRESTED YOU LITTLE SH**! (But please don't get the death sentence.)

DON'T WORRY HUMAN, THE QUIZ FOR THE BOMB IS GOING TO BE EXTRA SPECIAL THIS TIME!

Whatever, I'll just skim over the next year since you find it so BORING.

Mephisto secured a nice little manor for me, it's nice and secluded with pools, hot tubs, tennis courts, and SO much more. JEALOUS YET HUMAN?

*Deep Breath*

Mephisto officially adopted me, and my name is now William Faust II, otherwise known as Will. I spent a few hours each day learning and mastering how to exorcists actually exorcise because it is not explored much in your world.

I have decided that I would work towards having the meisters of knight and tamer. My abilities with fire would be hidden, but because I am a little bit of a pyro, I tamed a fire familiar.

OH, do you want to know what my familiar is?

WELL TOO BAD HUMAN SCUM, GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO READ MY NEXT FEW LETTERS!

As I was saying, I planned on becoming a knight as well, so I began rigorous sword training. It came naturally as I am a super talented demon.

My free time consisted of observing *cough stalking cough* Rin, Yukio, and Shiro. I even took a trip out to Kyoto to observe Bon, Konekomaru, and Shima.

One time when I was having dinner with Mephisto (we have a dinner scheduled every Friday night, the only time I see my…adopted father), Shiro came busting through the door. I did the thing all transmigrated main characters would do…and ran away as fast as I could.

Not because I was worried that Shiro would remember me as the possibly high kid who visited him, no it is definitely not that. The REAL reason is that I would not want to mess up the timeline or anything.

Now that I think about it though…could my fight with Mephisto have messed up the timeline?

Nooo, no no no no no NO! THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING!

WHAT HAVE I DONE! NO NO NO, WHAT IF MEPHISTO ISN'T A BASTARD WHO PLAYS AROUND WITH EVERYONE IN THIS TIMELINE? NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!

This is awful, absolutely terrible, I am afraid that letter will have to end here.

THIS IS YOUR FAULT READER! ALL YOUR FAULT! HOW COULD I, THE EMPORER OF CRIPPLING DEPRESSION AND DICTATOR OF DIRTY DIAPERS MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE?

I have to go fix up your mess now…damnable human!

FROM,

DICTATOR OF DIRTY DIAPERS