10 This job is good (I hate this job)
[{3 months after}]
Bonjour, as you knew I had just become a demon slayer. Well, I think this job is very good, and this job is 100 times better then my last job. If you think that I used to work as some middle skilled programmer, you're wrong. In fact, I worked not only as a programmer, but also as a loader. Why? Money. Any other questions? Good. Anyway, after I become "famous" I started killling demons every day. What hapends after I save people? ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶,̶ ̶a̶ ̶h̶u̶n̶d̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶l̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶s̶ Actually, they pay me for my job. Usually I don't take more then 1 000 shekels. Why? BC 1 000 shekels = 500 dollars, and this is good. But actually, if you want to knew why am I talking to you now...
- Now we find you, the person who killed our lord Akaku! (Demon 1)
- Who? (Uanna)
- OUR MIGHTY LORD AKAKU!!! (Demon sequel (2))
- SHUT UP AND STOP SCREAMING!!! (Demon 1)
- Ughh... Don't you mind if i g
- NO!! (Both)
- Ok (Uanna)
- Okay, where did we stopped? (Demon 1)
- At the part where I sayed you are piece of trash (Demon 2)
- You didn't say that! (Demon 1)
- Yes I do! (Demon 2)
- *INHALES* (Uanna)
- CAN YOU PLEASE STOP ARGUING LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE AND FINALY SAY ME WHAT DO YOU WANT???!!! (Uanna)
- ... (both)
- Well, we have received an order that we need to kill a certain demon killer, who according to calculations should be somewhere here. We noticed you and decided that it was you, but now looking at you, I understand that it is hardly you. It's just amazing how Ardan could confuse a man's soul with a woman's. (Demon 2)
- No, I didn't. This demon hunter must be hiding near this girl. Wait, what if we use her as bait to lure this person out (Ardan)
- Good Idea! (Demon 2)
- NO IT'S NOT! (Uanna)
- Yeah, yeah, what can you do? Scream at us?
Okay, I'm tiered of this s##t! I took "Forbidden sord (0/5 000)" out of my inventory. Why is there a numbers? Idk, But the numbers now will be 2/5 000!
- Wait, how did you (Ardan)
I didn't let him finish his sentence, and with a quick dash I cut off his head
[Forbidden sword (1/5 000)]
- What did you just
*Slash*
[Forbidden sword (2/5 000)
Ez. Anyway, this sword looks strange. This sword can cut this demons in half, but it's cowered in rust, and wrapped in a cloth. I should...
*Sounds of explosions*
- So this the place where we lose their soul signals? (?)
- Yes, it is (??)
- This is strange, the only one who I see there, is this girl. (???)
- Let's kill her (????)
- No, first of all, we need to find out if she saw where the demon slayer went, and why Ardan and Jairo are dead, and only then kill her. (?????)
- Yes (???)
- ok (?)
- Agreed (????)
- So, you heard us, where did this guy run?
- *Silent anger.mp3*
- What's wrong? Did you bite your tongue?
... ... ... ... ... ...
[Forbidden sword (7/5 000)]
... ... ... ... ...
- Okay boomer, why didn't they even think about the fact that I am a demon slayer?
[In ancient Mesopotamia, as in all other countries, girls were perceived only as dancers, slaves or housewives. There were no girls in the army, and this was one of the reasons why they did not take you seriously]
- Oh...
[I want to notify you that you were under the influence of one of your artifacts]
- WHAT?!
[You are under...]
- I KNEW!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???
[Forbidden sword]
-WHY DID IT
[You better get ready, the demons have found out who you are and now the demon Auartu has sent a quarter of the remnants of his army to kill you]
- Oh, shimata!
*Sounds of explosions*
-Ah shit, here wi go again.
[3rd person]
After the demons landed next to our heroine, the atmosphere around became tense. Both sides were ready to attack at any moment. Suddenly, Uanna ran towards the attackers and prepared her sword for battle. The demons decided to keep up with her and also went on the attack.
Our heroine cut the demons in half, while dodging their attacks, and the demons tried to get her. she killed a huge number of demons, so huge that many armies would have fled (I'm talking about the troops of ancient countries, in which there were at most a couple of thousand). Suddenly, the cloth flew off her sword, rust fell off, and a cursed weapon appeared before all the participants of this battle: Once the most powerful of the swords of Carleon, and soon thrown into the trap of time to rot an infinite amount of time. Evil sword Kirion. There was little time to think, our heroine took the sword in her hands and continued to destroy the demons. Blow after blow, cut after cut, after 3 minutes, all the demons were dead.
[Uanna POV]
I think that this sword is strange
[Evil Sword Kirion (A+
Once the most powerful of all the cursed weapons in Carleon. This sword was created by the greatest blacksmiths of the country, and he was enchanted by his greatest magicians. Soon after the sword's power went out of control after coming into contact with the black quartz, the sword was forgotten and thrown into the time trap to rust for eternity
Use to deliver a vertical blow that releases a huge amount of energy in the form of a crescent.
(you can remove the curse from it and make a holy sword out of it)]
- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SWORD?!
[{Auartu's castle}]
- WHY ARE YOU ALL SO USELESS???!!! (Auartu)
-Naah, first of all, we need to find this artifact. Ignore this girl, now aim for our primary goal. (Auartu)
- Hey. (???)
- What do you need here? (Auartu)
- How much longer will your servants develop this artifact? (???)
- About 3 years (Auartu)
- Okay, I will wait. (???)
After the demon left and Auartu was left one in the room, he said:
-Soon, very soon, you will wake up, brother. (Auartu)
...... - to be continued
