1 How it all started

It was a normal day. A beautiful day. On days like these birds likes to sing their beautiful songs. Flowers are blooming, and making the world more colourful. Also, on days like these some ki...<

- GOD, IF YOU HEARE ME TURN OFF YOU #$!@ING SUN (joe)

Yeah, on days like these some people are trying to sleep. Thay ignore the time.They ignore the fact that they need to work

- Oh please, shut the hell up and let me sleep. (joe)

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You knew what? F### you, you little bastard (bastard is a type of swords) let's change my monologue.

*weird sounds mp3*

- Wait, I knew what these sounds are, this is a s... (joe)

ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE-sayed the loudest voice you can imagine- BIRDS ARE SINGING, FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING

- No please, I knew where these is going>

ON DAYS LIKE THESE, TODDLERS LIKE YOU

- But I'm thir... (joe)

SHOULD GO TO THE BRAZIIL

- NOOOOOOO.. wait, what? What do you mea... (joe)

I LIKE U CUT G

*mr pello slap sound mp3*

- AAAAaaaaaaa

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Ah, what a beautiful day. Birds are singing, weird dudes flying to the space

- OMFG SOMEONE HELP ME, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BRAZIIL (joe)

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Yeah. If you think it's the comedy part, you are wrong. That's the real way how our MC wil get reincarnated, by the way, don't pay your attention to his stupidness and keep re...

- You knew I can hear you (joe)

That's the neat part, you can't

-... ... ... ... Hey, why aren't you talking these time? (joe)

*khm* Let me continue.

The lost soul, thrown from our world by the strange power is now walking in the dark room. The only thing he is thinking about now is

- Where am I? What is these place? Can i get some pizza? - These thoughts keep resounding in young man's head. Actually, he is now trapped in the void, the place with no enter and exit, the word, surrounded by darkness.

Hopefully for these man, a strange god was checking the void in these moment. He noticed the soul and

- Hey, you piece of ROB, can you get me out of here bc these place is boring as heck (joe)

_-_ Oh come on, you destroyed the atmosphere of the story. Shut up and make your stupid wishes

- Ok, so 1st I want an ability to ignore boring and routine parts of my life ( I just don't want to write about routine).

_-_ ok

- 2nd I want to have a system, which allows me to:

1 Reincarnate as much time I would like to

2 Chose in what anime I will be reincarnated

3 Choose with what powers I will be reincarnated

4 Choose how i will look like after reincarnation

5 Change my personality before reincarnation

6 Buy skill books, equipments, stats upgrading pills,skill upgrades, and etc in shop

7 Use skill books to train my soul in these skill ( he is using book, and his soul teleports to dimension with stopped time and he starts training in these skill)

8 Complete missions and gain rewards, such as exp, points, skill books etc

9 Store things in my inventory

10 use shop to copy one of other people skills (he use these on ... Zorro, he chose to copy his sword style, and he will get skill book !with Zorro's progress in these skill!)

And the last wish, I want to have infinite system money.

_-_ That's a bit broken, so I will change something. 1st You cant copy abilities of people who is stronger than you. 2nd You can buy only 10 stat pills, and 2 skill upgrades in a week. Deal?

- Deal (joe)

_-_ Ok, now #@$& off, I need to watch these new anime

- Speaking of anime, have you tried watching boku no pi.. (joe)

_-_ I REFUSE

- Nani? (joe)

_-_ The only thing I, ROB, love to do, is to say NO to people who trying to recommend me boku no pico, now get the hell out of here.

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After these little event our MC was thrown to the system's lobby (lit looks ike the void)

[Hello there, host. I'm your new system, which was created by ROB]

- Okay, understandable

[ Which world and time you would like to be reincarnated in?]

- Okay, in my life I was kind of weeb, so I have some ideas. My first reincarnation will be in the world of Fate, also i would like to be born in ancient Mesopotamia, 2 years after Gil's birth

[These is acceptable]

[What would you like to look like]

- Okay, actually I want to be a woman. Why? Because after everything, why not? Why shouldn't I try being a woman?

[Ok]

[What powers would you like to have (you can choose only 1 power)]

-... AH YOU LITTLE SON OF ########

[-{stay here, we have some technical problems}-]

-Okay i would like to have...

................................................... - to be continued