5 The legendary duos. Mc training montage.

Right in front if my eyes was Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju. They were currently young, and not as old as I'm most familiar with them as. Hashirama was currently looking around the shop, with kid in the candy store like wonder. Meanwhile, Madaras quickly looked and then settled his eyes on me, he nudged his friends attention back onto me.

"Welcome to my Magical emporium of desires, where anything you could want is sold. Currently we are out of legendary items stock, but we may be able to find something of the ultra rare variety ;to your interest." I said as my guts said that Madara would test ,my shops stock capabilities.

"Hn. What exactly are you supposed to be thou?" Madara asked while hashirama was going to correct his friends rudeness but he knew that would just lead to a fight. This would be rude for the odd store owner, and he really wanted to know too.

"I am an alien from another world, I am not from elemental nations. I have traveled far and wide and arrived here. Now you may ask wouldnt they use diffrent currency or money. The answer is yes, but the payments of this shop is decided by me. I can either suggest an item for you to buy and you can choose to get it or find one yourself."

I said they where greatly surprised.

"What?!! So cool so you come from past the stars or something? What's else is out there, are they friendly? Is there good food? Is ther-" Hashirama gets hit on the head by madara as he says "Quite this is serious buisness ,we could potentially get something ;that could help our families." Madara lectured Hashirama. Knowing he was right he had a rain cloud on his head pouring rain and thundering. While looking all mopey and sad ,giving a certain brooding duckbut of the future; a run for his money.

"Hn. I would like to see what you could possible give us."

"Shop is there anything that would give a human of this world, a period of time between reincarnation; in which they could live a time dialated life. Where everything went right, sort of a personal heaven."

*Yes that's actually an item under ultra rare, as a person of this world discovered , that everyone will be reincarnated when they die. So they at least wanted, to have a break in between ;as for the time dialation a soul exists outside time. So it's possible to even live multiple lifetimes ,untill they are ready to move on. However its not recommended, as this is just a dream and the soul wont be able to grow stronger and progress; by doing so.*

"Before you ask my shop can think for its self, as it's highly advanced; this also helps against theft and harm to me or the shop." They nodded.

The product I told them about actually peaked the interest of both of them, but before they said anything I inturrupted.

"As for moody over there, I recommend a book on how to be a man. As a ninja that gets effected that easy will only die, or worse when he gets a wife. I fear she will control him like a pet dog, or something to that effect."

Hashirama objected.

"Hey!! No way that's going to happen right Madara... Madara?" He looks at his friend who is actually contemplating this!!! He nods and Hashirama sighs in relief thinking he won his support but says "He definitely needs something like that, and I guess in a way it would help his family. As for my item, would I be able to get more then 1?"

"Yes that is in deed possible." I said while Hashirama was brooding again, as his friend betrayed him. Just as he got over it and was about to say something madara said.

"Then would you be able to get one for him too?" Hashirama closed his mouth at this and looked at madara with thanks, although still insulted from before. 'I swear hes bipolar or something.'

"Hmm I will provide you 4 each, two for your parents. One for your future lovers, and one for a brother or sibling if you use it for this or not is up to you. Also I should warn you, there are safety measures on all pills this shop sells. As highly advanced technology is used to make it, if you try to recreate the pill ; it will dissolve immediately becoming useless." I said as I'm pritty certain the evil system ,set up something worse then that; but this should stop them.

They both nodded at this but I inturrupted

"Normally it would be 1 item per person, but since I can sense you both have powerful bloodlines; to respect each others privacy I wont reveal it. For payment, I require as much chakra as you can spare in the future ;without endangering yourselfs. Along with another payment of showing off your bloodlines, in front of me. This will be done separately, and I will be right back with each of you after a brief demonstration."

They both nodded and I said "Place your hands on the table, if you accept the terms and conditions. Next the one who goes first ,will be teleported with me so you need to decide."

They did as I said huddled for a bit and madara stepped forward. As they both agreed if something bad happened ,the one with the most stamina recovery; will go for help. Next me and madara was covered in light, then teleported to the testing zone.

*Welcome to the testing zone this is where you can test products or battle to your hearts content! As any damage caused will be repaired, even universe breaking power will not destroy this place! All hail the glorious shop yay me!*

I sweatdropped at the shops antics and madara inquired. "Are you of the Uzumaki clan ,as I heard they could make seals and this is the only thing that could make sense. Unless what you said earlier ,was actually true even though it's very far fetched." Madara said mocking me.

"Shop show a demonstration please ,of optimus prime shooting a mountain. If you say this cant be done ,consider it a demonstration of the sturdiness of this place."

*Crafty bastard. Very well* Secretly the shop was proud that ,it's somewhat master was smart enough to outwit it. Then it spawned optimis prime and when madara seen this ,his mouth was gaping wide ;as he seen this with his dojutsu that it used no chakra and was made of metal. Although he noticed that this metal ,was always moving and was not as simple as it appeared. The next action blew madaras mind, It then transformed its arm into a giant energy cannon ; then blasted it at a Mount Everest sized mountain in the distance. There was nothing left of the mountain, not just that but there was now a canyon!!! It was then regenerating at break neck speed and we both watched in awe, how it was repaired ;like it was never there before.

"Shop this optimus prime, is alot stronger then I think it should be why is that?"

*This is the shops version so of course its improved.* I then looked at madara and said.

"Do you believe me now?" Madara nodded dumbly, as he already had his sharingan out.

"Now that's over, it would be advisable you turn off your dojutsu." I said he nodded and said

"I-i am sorry for doubting you, but what exactly are you doing here. I mean with that.... why would you need to come to such a weak place, like elemental nations." He said. If there was something that madara respected ,it was absolute power. He knew then and there that I was not a person to mess with!! He was wrong though as I haven't even got to train yet ,but now with my copied sharingan ;soon to be senju recovery and wood elemental affinity. I might end up that way soon, but time is all relative same thing with motion. So does it truley matter in the greater scheme of things.

Shortly after we teleport back, Hashirama noticed madaras respectful gaze at me. He wondered 'What the hell happened, in that short time to cause him to respect him.' So he quickly asked madara "What's with that respectful look towards the shop owner, it's as if he'd the elder of your clan or your new god or something?"

"Tch. If you must know, the thing I respect most is absolute power. Do not get on his bad side as your clan...no the entire elemental nations cant Handle the consequences." This was madara saying this so Hashirama froze 'What exactly did he see' He decided that he will ask when he gets transported. So he nodded at me and we disappeared. "What did you do to get him to respect you like that."

"Oh I was just showing him how sturdy this place was and obliterated, that mountain over there with a technology based ;energy cannon beam." I said like it was me telling the weather forecast. His draw dropped and closed it and promptly stiffened. He then snapped out of it as keeping this monster waiting, might make him mad. So he cut himself and it healed very fast.

"Interesting using chakra subconsciously to speed up the healing process. However it's because of your cells lengthened talomeres, that your not growing old quickly and dying. In normal speak, your filled with life energy and use chakra to tap into it; healing your self without your concious will."

I explain to him and he says "Ohh yeah it's my bloodline the bloodline of the senju." He said accidentally I noticed him tense and said.

"Ones birth doesnt define who they are or what they do. It's what they do in the future that matters, even inaction is the same as an action its self as you choose to do so."

I said greatly calming him down. We then teleported back, during the teleportation the shop removed the blood stains and residue.

"Well I'm glad you liked your items you bought, I will see you in the future enjoy!" I said waving them off, as they leave my shop; they look back and see it fade out of existence. They both look in awe ,madara was purposely further back to quickly switch on and off his dojutsu; to observe.

[Meanwhile back in the shop]

"Why do I feel you didnt remove their memories this time?"

*As soon as they take the pills they will forget that it ever happened. As the pills cant be proven to do what they do, the only proof they have is a book. The book also has... well it's not a genjutsu, but an ability like the alien priests of dr who verse. When he reads it he will remember everything, but when he stops looking at it he will forget the book exists. The book wont display anything or work infront of others. As I doubt he would show them his book anyways.*

"Smart shop, smart owner I wonder who takes after who. Hehehe" I said laughing.

*Of course it's you ,who takes after the glorious me.* The shop says proudly. Then we both laugh and I cut it short and say "Well ill be training, in the training hyperbolic time-gravity chamber." I then get teleported there.

"Why do I feel like ,the gravity is already increased?"

*It is the chamber automatically scans the user and sets up a training regimen; based on its scan. You can either follow this which is recommend or do whatever you want. Currently it wants you to do goku/Saitama like training, before using your chakra to create techniques ect.As you should have a tempered body first,this should take a month at most. Afterwards you can begin training all around, including chakra techniques. Good luck.*

I then begin to train, I start with my body then when in done I start my chakra techniques/exercises. Currently I'm working with my new sharingan and regeneration ,to build up my battle instincts. Also learn as many fighting styles as I can, currently an android is wiping the floor with me. "Hey shop! Why do I have a feeling your controlling this android and your enjoying the *ss kicking, im currently getting!"

*I dont know what your talking about. Sure I'm controlling it, but I'm not getting any pleasure out of it.* It said but my instincts tell me its lying so I sweatdropped. 'Shamless lying to your owner, because your some sort of sadist.'

"O well, I think I'm good with this for now. Sure I still need to refine it and make my own. Maybe meld them together idk. I would like to start my chakra training excersises more thoroughly, then just running and jumping. This taijutsu should be good enough."

*Okay host I'll provide you the paper, river, trees ect. Hopefully you might remember some of the handsigns from naruto. So you can do other jutsus then just henge and shadow clone.*

I then begin to practice non stop, for the remaining 10 months out of a year. When I'm done I feel like I made great progress, with my labs computer; i used the handsigns to calculate their effect. When it was all recorded it tried to calculate ,which handsigns would do what. It somewhat succeeded but I doubt it would have been possible without death. If I didnt have will control over my chakra ,to stop any damage from coming back to hurt me. Although the shop protects me from being hurt, if its needed for training; that protection is turned of temporarily in the training chamber. Currently I have recreated, a few d ranks c ranks and b rank jutsus. However anything above ,was deemed too dangerous to try based on little data. Besides shadow clone that is, my chakra level is currently at Anbu level.

* Congratulations you are currently at high kage for taijutsu, Chunnin level for ninjutsu, Anbu chakra levels, overall your high jonnin level skill. Your body is currently at low kage level, but that's mostly due to coping hashiramas bloodline abilities. Ding I must inform you that your next customer will be visiting soon. Transfering you to the shop floor now.*

I then disappeared and reappeared at the counter. When the door opened, I seen a blond haired man with a red headed woman. They both looked around cautiously, expecially him as he was sensitive to space distortions. They both then layed their eyes on me then...

"So cute!!!!! Minato I want to keep it, look at these big pink cheeks and cute face!! Its probably even cuter then all babies combined!!! Well except when I have a baby of course!"

Minito tried to grab her to take her off me but she gave him a death glare and he backed up. However stayed vigilant and made sure I wouldnt harm her.

"Welcome to my shop Its called the magical emporium of desires!!! Could you please stop poking and hugging me please." After I said this they both backed up, she was reluctant and looked like she had her new favorite item; taken away. Minato then decided to speak up.

"What exactly are you and where are we, as this places space; feels like it could change at any moment." he looked at me a bit alarmed and intrigued.

"This is my shop where I sell items that you could ever desire. I am an alien from far away, you look at those stars in the sky I'm from past there. Now enough of the introductions, I can either recommend an item for you or you could choose an item. When I recommend an item you dont have to get that item and can still choose another one." They both nodded although shocked.

"What would you recommend then?" He asked.

"Hmmm for you I would say a training simulation ,that would teach you how to work with the nine tails. This would teach you how to use the ninetails chakra mode, if you learn quick enough ;you would even be able to use the full ninetails manifestation mode. Now you might ask why you would need this, well pregnancy is when dealing with tailed beasts can be dangerous. As for your wife, I would recommend a soul bonding technique. With this you would be able to bind your souls with your child ,so If something ever happened to you. You would be able to guide your child, through their lifes journey. You wont be able to live inside of the 24/7 persay, but you will be able to help them when they are in emotional or physical trouble. Now any information you know you wont be able to tell the child, as that would be feeding them the answers not guiding."

I explained greatly shocking them as this would be perfect for them.

"Also just so you know the training ,will only be for him not you. As for why, well let's just say I can see fates of others and this will come in great aid to your family in the future. Also do not try to teach her the knowledge ,as my shop is controlled by a god and hes not very nice to theifs." I said making then go stiff before minato spoke kushina spoke.

"Honey what he said is true, even the kyubi is yelling at me to not mess with him or cause trouble in this place." She said. While he agreed.

"Wait!! Kyubi you said oh yess! That I forgot we have another customer, now may I see the astral form of our other guest shop!"

After I said this an astral projection of kuruma was made and she was in full control of the body, both kushina and kuruma noticed that they arnt seperated but its diffrent. Minato was ready to attack, but kushina stopped him and said. "Its alright the kyubi isnt released but something diffrent. I assume that this will be undone when we leave this place, let's hear him out. As I don't want to lose out on such a deal, as I feel its the real deal and not a scam." He nodded and kuruma said.

"Interesting you projected my soul outside my body and gave it an astral form. The only person I know that could do this is the old man. Tell me what is your name ,as I'm sure with your capabilities you already know mine."

"Very well my name is Novaverael." I said.

"Interesting name, definitely unique enough to not be of this world. At least till they run out of names that is. I assume you want me to purchase an item too. Seeing as you consider me a guest ,you must be able to choose your payment type. So what would that be my knowledge or chakra. I must warn you my chakra is quite deadly to humans and I'm unsure about you." Kuruma said. Alarming minato and kushina a bit, as they were concerned whether he will ask for freedom but stayed quite.

"Smart you are, I will go with chakra as while I'm in this shop ;noone can hurt me even the old mans mother. At least not untill she gains more power." As I said this kuruma was surprised and said. "Very well but what pry tell do you suggest as a product or item?"

"When your sealed away in any host ,the mindscape of theirs will be transformed. It will be to your liking, although you will still be caged; you will be in a nice environment. If you forget about the bars you will be in paradise. There will even be entertainment, as it would be boring otherwise right?" As I said this kuruma was a bit angry and said "Why cant you just give me freedom." Minato and Kushina flinched at this.

"Unfortunatley I cant alter a timeline, that involves a future primordial god. Not in anyway shape or form that would effect them. This is assuming the god passes the tribulation, now to calm your nerves. Your not going to die from this, infact you and all your brothers and sisters will be fine at the end of this." At this kushina and minato visible relax as the kyubi was denied its freedom.

"The entertainment will be in any shape and form you wish. Even if it was to beat a fake version of the one tails to death, or make him submit and admit you are the best there is." As soon as I finished this the kyubi yelled "Deal!!!" Then laughed maniacally, meanwhile minato and kushina were just confused on the relations of tailed beasts.

"What about you two? By the way for your payments, I was thinking minatos flying god technique and you showing me your adamantine chains. Don't worry I wont cause konoha any harm with it, as I prefer to stay safe in my shop then go out there. At least till I'm strong enough and know gods wont kill me out there. That's the least I can do for you."

Minato and kushina were debating as his jutsu was a village technique.

"Before you deny minato, let me just tell you your childs fate ;at the hands of the village you entrusted him to.The child will live from 1month to 12 abused, malnourished and treated so poorly ;even the 9 tails would agree that its evil. By her own standards. Now you cant take this knowledge and change the fate of said child, as universal laws protect it. Unless you want your souls being broken and Divine retribution put on your child. When you leave you will forget about this fact, so choose wisley." They both froze with this info and kushina hair started to stand up, as she was boiling with anger same with minato. "Before you try something stupid here, let me tell you something. Not only does the child overcome this, but their soul grows in strength that wouldnt be seen in a millennium. As every tribulation we face, the greater our souls strength becomes."

This calmed them down rationally but they were still pissed off. Kushina then speaks up.

"At least we will be able to guide our child when in need. I say we agree with the deal." She says determined and gave Minato a look that said

You better do as I say or there will be hell to pay.

"I-i agree as well." He said as he already was going to agree but since she was pressuring him to. He went into hashiramas famous turtle mode and got scared.

*Wonderful now just place your hands on the sealing formation on the desk and the transaction will be processed. As for you kushina, just conjure your chains and that will be enough.*

They all did as they were told, when kuruma put the astral hand on the table; red chakra leaked out of kushina and headed towards me.

*Just for your information I will replenish kyubis chakra lost ,as this may cause a change in history.* They all nodded while I was struggling to keep the kyubis chakra at bay.

*Warning chakra is too much for current state beginning sealing progress. The chakra will meld with you as your body can handle it. You also might notice some changes. I have changed the process so this wont happen again.*

As the shop said this, I noticed myself gain a coat of fur and a fluffy tail. What I didn't see however is how every thing looked, I looked like a baby version of the ninetails but with only one tail. Also the way it morphed his body made him look even cuter then before!!!! When kushina seen the changes ,all three of them were surprised. She took things diffrently then them, she lunged forward and yelled "Soooo cute!!!! I cant hold back anymore!! Aweee this kind if cuteness should be outlawed. I mean look at the little whiskers, ears and cute eyes on him. It's like he combined his cuteness, with a baby ninetails!!" When I heard this I feel into a great depression and yelled "Nooooooo! How will anyone ever take me seriously now!!!" Meanwhile kuruma looked at me with pity feeling sorry for me while feeling my pain. Noone else knew this ,but when he was young he had to hide from all the human women; trying to cuddle her. It was the same for her sister matatabi ,also they weren't allowed to kill them untill the old man died. Even when they did they kept coming back for more. When there was too many deaths, since the humans were alot more powerful back then; their husbands ganged up on them.Then held them down for their wife's to pet them. This became a ceremony sport known as, the Tailed cuteness hunt. This is what the most powerful clan members did ,before they got married as a gift for their wifes. Minato decided to speak up to comfort me. "Its not all that bad you could use your new chakra, to make them take you serious."

I heard this like a messiah and then tried to extrude the chakra. When it was covering me I said "Did it work?" Kushina squealed

"This chakra makes me feel loved and peaceful, now I never want to leave you!!!" She said

While kuruma and Minato sweatdropped and truley felt bad for me and thought. 'How did he turn that malevolent energy into something like this... Also he didnt do this on purpose, it must be his body it's like it needs to be the definition of cuteness. I feel bad for him, he will become a hug toy for any women that enter. Even a Male might hug him too if he let out that aura.

"I-i suggest you dont use the aura, as it seems to be diffrent then expected. I dont know how you did it but it made it worse. I would suggest henge jutsu, but ninjas wouldn't trust you then. Umm I'm sorry I couldnt be of help." Minato said.

Kuruma spoke up "I would say try killing intent, but I have a feeling it would turn into cuddling intent. So maybe if you colored yourself black, and act like a stuck up uchiha that might work."

"Th-this is actually a great suggestion at least it has a chance of working! Thank you lady K." I said happy while kushina squeezed me harder.

"Your welcome kit. It seems you really do know my name huh. Your already as sly as a fox thanks to this magnanimous me." kuruma chuckles. While everyone thought 'There is such thing as being too prideful, or was it a joke?'

*Ding. Shop will be moving to next location, I suggest old customers leave or you will be expelled.*

They all nodded and left the shop.

"Quick shop hair dye me black!" I yell.

*I will send the salon bots ri- Incomming message from creator. "Oh no you dont you just gained alot of power from that. You will face the negative effects of it like a man!! Hahaha enjoy your newfound prowess of being the cutest being to exist!!!" end of message.*

"Noooooooo. Why does he troll me soo..." I dropped down, into hashiramas approved depression stance. I didn't have time to collect myself, as the next customer came through the door!!! When I looked at my new guest I inwardly jumped in glee. As I thought there is no way they will ridicule my appearance!!! The person I was talking about was currently alot... smaller then when fully grown it was the one and only

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