16 Only saber I want, overlord no more.

When I arrived back in my shop I said "I am done with this world, as respect to their arts of the force. I will leave it soon but I want to meet one more customer. Bring me Tarre Vizsla the creator of the black lightsaber. After he made it." I said as the rest of my clones came in ,with my supplies for experiments. They then headed to the laboratory.

*Very well.*

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

In walked the legend himself,he was wearing his full armor and holding his lightsaber. I was unable to see his entire face ,as his helmet covered most of it. However he wasnt ugly, so there's that. He looked around noticing he isnt where he intended to be and saw me. He then demanded.

"Where did you bring me?!" Pointing his blade at me ,but it wouldn't work which shocked him.

"Your in my magical emporium of desires ,where you can get anything you want. It's a big store so if you want I can sugg-" He interrupted and said.

"Why do you look like a kirby from the classical games, people still play even today?" He looked at me intrigued, forgetting the anger he had at his sober not working.

"I'm a Kirbonian, do you really think that we were just made up ;by your species?" I lied but not lied as it was true the omniverse is large.

"I see... well I guess I will look around, as you know we Mandalorians need no assistance." He said proudly, after a while he eventually came back with an item. It was a jedi holocron of the first jedi knight. I wasn't too surprised he wanted this, so I nodded and said.

"The price will be knowledge on how to make that sword. Now before you object, I wont use it on any mandalorian. In fact, I won't use it to harm a mandalorian in anyway shape or form. As long as I have knowledge of said thing, harming them. As I'm not omniscient, as for the reason I want the knowledge. I wish to make one myself, to protect my loved ones from harm. Infact I'm not even from this galaxy, I come from very far away; even by universal standards." I explained. Getting a nod of aproval from him as this was noble and I made a good enough condition.

"Very well. If this wasn't such a good item, I wouldn't even be willing to do so. I have another condition, dont take any other knowledge I have in my brain." He said with a commanding tone.

"Of course, I dont even do the transaction the shop does it for me. Place your hand in the magical circle and the item will be yours."

He does as I say and I learn about how it was made. It was made out of a legendary crystal, that was made purely out of the force itself. So basically it was one of a kind!!! This is why he didnt mind selling it to me, as he knew this!!

"Th-is gahh this will take me a while to procur. It's a good thing I'm immortal hahahaha."

At first he was about to laugh as he saw my face. However, when I finished his face twisted and started twitching. As he found out, not only did his scam not work but it backfired!!!

"Y-you do you have all the powers of a kirby too?" He started sweating, as he thought it was impossible that everything was real. If he was immortal what else!!

"Not yet! Hahaha."

He went pale ,then swiftly left the shop; as he just tried to con this being!!!

'I wonder why he was in such a rush? I mean he couldn't be scared of me, since he has that saber. Right?'

"Shop take me to my next world."

*Commencing transfer, also this world will be one of our last one; that we will be jumping too. You will know when you see the customer.*

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

Next thing I know the door open and in walks a ordinary Japanese man he was Suzuki Satoru.

When he seen me his jaw loosened, and he stared at me and thought 'Did I take drugs? Nono I dont touch that stuff, and wouldnt even if I had to die. Maybe this is a dream caused by the VR gear. Yes it must be that.'

"Now before you dismiss this as a dream or drugs, do pinch yourself and you will feel pain. Look at your hands, also read a book you will see this is not a dream but reality. This is my magical emporium of desires, where we sell items that anyone could want. Now before you choose an item, I would like to suggest a product ;that will make your future even more bright ;then gaining the powers of chakra or other such powers." I said shocking him, he was used to RPG's and since he did feel pain and checked if this is real. He came to the conclusion his brain is fried, hes gone nuts or this is real. So he decided to play along, because if this is real or even the other two. If that's the case why not have it be pleasant.

"Oh. What would that be hmm." He said.

"This is my advice on your future, if you take this advice as your item you won't be disappointed. I wont say everything but I will guarantee this, other humans will eventually look at you like a god. Also you will have the powers to back it up."

He was shocked and wondered 'How can advice do that?!! Is something going to happen?' he then decided that he might as well listen, as this item doesnt sound bad. Also who wouldn't say yes to even the possibility. What does he have to lose. This decision was from his experience as a gamer in yggdrasil.

"Very well I will take this advice ,but what is my payment; last time I checked I was going to my bathroom. Not a shop, therefore I have no money."

"I will take your knowledge of magic and immensive amount of mana ,from you in the future. You wont lose these,I'll my shop will copy it from you. As my shop can take any payment I want, Later you would just need to place your hand in the magical circle."

He was surprised seeing the circle ,as he never seen the symbols before. He did feel like he should ask. "What if I don't pay you?"

Immediately he regretted his words ,as I reached out and his body flew to my hand. I then grabbed his soul and warned him.

"I am not the god or being that will make said thing happen. Also the person who made this shop is not nice to theifs, your soul would be for forfeit. Understand." He shook his head as he never experienced anything like that before. It felt like he was about to die, and he could feel the pain his soul gave him as a warning. It responded to him basically saying listen to him!!

"Now if you want this item put your hand in the magical seal and it will ensure you dont steal. Also it will hide this knowledge ,from the being who will change your life."

He nodded like a chicken pecking corn.

"Yes Sir!!" He placed his hand in the circle and felt a chain on his soul, for a split second then it disappeared. It was still there it was just a warning. He also got a chain for a tattoo on his belly but he didn't notice yet. It had a picture of kirby with his mouth open and the chain on mini him, being pulled to his magic circle on his desk.

"Now listen here. On the last day of the game ygdrassil, if you remain in the tomb of nazarick you will be transported to another world. You will combine with your in game character. Becareful as your characters race will effect you, you will become more logical thinking and any emotions you have will be suppressed. Not entirely but somewhat, if you wish to tell the others. Make sure they aren't demons or something, as their characters bio will effect them too. You cant force them to play on the last day or tell them of this. As first you would be called crazy, second the god will find out. I will give you this item as well, this will spawn currency of your world. As for where it comes from, it will be teleported from various underworld peoples reserves. Now this will be real and will make sure the money is not tracked ,or have its barcode traced. It has a limit of 2 million usd in equivalency, you may only use this to bribe your chosen friends or for the game. Also of there is a character change, be careful in your choice. Remember overlords are undead and are immortal. Check their lifespans. Also every race has a defect as you know study them and choose." I warned

"Now leave before you piss yourself in my shop!" I said as I cant believe the shop, abducted a poor guy from his bathroom.

He listened and took off.

[ In Suzuki Satoru's apartments bathroom]

'Was that all a dream? No otherwise I wouldn't be in the bathroom. It had to be something to do with the vr headset.' He then went to take a shower ,as the mc was mistaken he wasnt going to pee in there. He simply was taking a shower. He first takes of his shir- right there on his stomach was a tattoo. He wasnt a person to get tattooed ,as it was a taboo at many jobs. So he avoided them like a plague, so how did he get one!!! He then looked at the image and seen what it was. Also he noticed inside his pocket was the item that spawned money. He was beyond shocked and he yelled "Nani!!!!!"

[Meanwhile back with the mc.]

*Transporting to the new world or as he called it world bob.*

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

When the door opened on came none other then

Fūrūda Paradain ,he was currently wearing expensive high level magical robes. That he received as a gift ,from his lord of magic the sorcerer king.

"Welcome to my magical emporium of desires, where you can find anything you desire. We currently have up to divine quality items. Ones that only your lord would posses. Since your relationship with him is good, I will suggest immortality from the omni-shop."

His eyes were sparkling in delight, as he heard about this shop from his lord. Even he himself the guildmaster of the other supreme beings, couldnt find the shop again. However, he wasnt concerned as he said "The shop is not something you seek ,but it comes to you in your time of need; for equal exchange of course."Of course he just said this to him, as he spent to much resources and time looking for it. But he didn't know that so he said intrigued. "Immortality!!! Is it true immortality or just longevity?" He asked as he read books from the library of nazerick, even if the no magical variety. Wisdom is still needed ,even without magical power being gained.

"Wise you are, its longevity I currently dont posses the true immortality yet.... Well the Divine kind anyways, If you combined it with an other item I have. That would work but alas it's one item per person, No exeptions!!!"

He was a tiny bit disappointed, but for a man who lived so long; he knew it would be asking for too much.

"I'll take it at any cost no matter what it is!" He said confidently as he trusted my judgment.

He didnt wait for my reply either and rushed for the magical circle that lite up. He placed his hand and it was done. Tons of information went into my brain ,about how he used magic. Since he was of this world, and spent many years working for the sorcerer kingdom.He learned magic by its roots, unlike momonga who has a structure set for him by a god.In fact he almost had enough prestige, to be made immortal by momonga himself!

"Very well, it's only one item per person so..."

"Right right, I'll be on my way thank you for you choosing to sell to me!" He went to rush and tell momonga the news.

[Future sorcerer kingdom]

"Lord Ainz it's that human magician again, he said he has important news on a "legendary shop"." Albedo said in disgust how dare a human, call a shop legendary; if it's not owned by a supreme being. All supreme being in the room went into shock.

"I told him to not bother us for such things and he will be punished for his insol-" Albedo was inturrupted, as all the supreme beings snapped out of their shock; processing what she said.

"What!!!? Albedo if hes talking about that place, bring him here at once!!" Ainz said getting nods of approval from his friends. She was shocked and couldn't help but ask.

"What's so special about a shop, surely it couldnt be as good as ones you own?"

"What we didnt tell you yet?" Ainz looked at his friends for confirmation Ulbert Alain Odle now a doppelganger replied. "No we haven't, we didn't think it was important ,as when we had our summons check. They couldnt find anything."

"I think I can elaborate." Demiurge said.

"When the order was given out, we misinterpreted it as; kill off the person and the shop of the one who said it was legendary. We beg for your forgiveness, for our mistakes supreme ones." How bowed.

"Its fine there was no harm done, anyways if he has the powers I think he does. Even all of nazarick would be defeated by his might!" He said chuckling with his friends.

"What?!!! Surely your joking he cant possible be that strong?" Albedo screeched.

"I'm not joking, so as you now see this is urgent. Also he is a friend, in fact hes the greatest benafactor to nazarick. He saved all the other supreme beings you see here today ,during the biggest fight we ever had. We fought against Níðhöggr. Alas some didnt make it and that's why they arnt here." The rest of them nodded.

"Really?! Should we prepare a feast for his arrival." Demiurge said intrigued

'I thought you made that up to protect the betrayers!! The abandoners.' She thought.

"No you see hes a man of virtue and honor ,he travels from world to world and realm to realm. Seeking those in need and making deals with them, providing them with what they need ;while getting something equal on exchange. It's too bad he travels to places, we cant even reach. In fact gate wont even work to get Ainz, to his shop as it's always moving." hachiman (A.K.A Touch-me) said in his new dragonic voice ,as he changed his race before the game ended.

Getting a nod of aproval out of every supreme being Demiurge said. "That's to bad ,if its truley as good as you say ;maybe he could find the other supreme beings souls. Then bring them back to life."

Getting a nod out of everyone Ainz then spoke.

"What a pitty indeed." 'That was the best deal I made in my life. To think I would have had to spend another life ,without s*x. If I didn't visit him that is.'

[Meanwhile back at the shop.]

Congratulation on your good deals you made during this event. Also exposing your Cuteness to the galaxy. As a reward the super rare item stock ,of the omniverse shop has been unlocked. Also releasing information about a secret shop, this is where you can find omni-energy powered items. This shop is still locked but just letting you know. It even has an item, that would allow you to transform; into even divine beings permanently.*

I gained a giant tickmark 'I see how it is trying to tease me aren't you!!! Just you watch, I have a secret clone working on a permanent transformation jutsu. I just wonder why it's not working'

Shops thought 'Hahaha he still doesnt know I can read his mind, of course it wont work. I wonder how long it will take, for him to practice it out there and think he figured it out. Oh my creator you tought me how to troll well.'

"Take me to the next world."

*Very well*

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

When the door opened I looked to see who it was, but I didnt see anyone. So I asked the shop

"Why don't I see the customer?" Then I heard a voice but it wasnt the shop!!

"Umm sir could you tell me how I got here?" Said a little boy ,who I didnt see as he somehow prevented me from seeing him.

It was....

To be continued.