3 Kiri's Legendary sword maker?!

When I wake up I'm in a bed, in a extravagant futuristic house. The first thing I noticed though was I was so hungry, that it felt like my body was eating its self!! "I need FOOOOD!!!"

*Oh your up, the diagnosis already told me of this, so I got the robot chefs to make you a meal suited for your body. Although you dont have the powers of kirby ,you still eat the same way. Currently we have a huge buffet table, that a medieval king would be caught sitting at. When you leave the room, take a right go all the way down the hall then it's on your left. I take off at breakneck speed and when I arrive; i see a glorious sight. In front if me is a adorned magnificent mohagany table, filled with every food imaginable. This table was larger then I imagined, it was Hogwarts sized big!! 'Can I really eat this all? If I can and I'm not sated what could I possible eat to sate my hunger? O well I'm STARVING' I the take a deep inhale of air and all of the food, plates and all get sucked into my stomach!!! When all was done ,I burped and out came the bones and other inedible items. The best thing was that I was actually full. Well not full full, but enough to keep going for 6 hours or so. *Master I would like to inform you, your next customer is here. The timeline is diffrent in this world, and kiri never did have a competent enough swords maker ;to make their famous swords. You will be teleported at once!*

I then get surrounded by a bright light ,and my body dissapears and reappears in my shop. Just then a black haired beauty with a slender body and tsunade sized bosoms enters my shop. The first thing she does is looks at me gaping in shock.

"Dont be afraid, I know I might be scary looking or you might think I'm a freak but dont fear. I am not here to harm you, now what is it that you would want from my shop. This is my magical emporium of desires, we have anything you could want!!" As I say this she is thinking

'Scared? Freak? Fear? Who would fear such a cute and adorable thing like you?!!!'

"So cute!!!! What exactly are you anyways I've never seen anything like you. Besides tailed beasts, but you don't nearly have that much chakra." She says as she rushed to pinch and squeeze my cheeks. Then started poking me and looking at me in wonder.

"I am a pink alien miss, and I own this shop enough of the touching. What do you wish to buy, we sell anything you could desire!!"

'Well not yet but we will soon be able to.'

She breaks out of her shock and says "Do you perhaps, sell top grade blacksmithing books and supplies?"

Before I could answer, as I was about to say no the shop answered for me.

*We recently just received a package just for you!! We have a legendary weapon making guide, that comes with chakra metal to make swords!! It even comes with a soul that you can insert into one of the swords to make it scientient!* The shop answers while my guest gets alarmed, as she didnt sense someone else.

I hold up my hand "As you can tell my great shop is scientent its self, and can think for its self. Everything you need is on the counter ,as for the payment this time I'll be taking ryo. Since it's a legendary weapon making kit, it will be a bit pricey. However it's a special that the shop is willing to sell, so I wont gouge you for what its truley worth. That will be 2 million ryo, normally that would be 200million ryo but since the shop has picked it just for you. Its discounted."

She was shocked and said "2 million ryo!!! I cant afford that!"

"Fine. I guess I will go with 1million ryo, you do need to know that this is a legendary weapon making technique and expensive supplies! Here take a look at the manuscript." She looks through it and is very impressed, the techniques are centuries pass what's currently done; with this kiri will become a powerhouse!! However, she only brought 500 thousand ryo on her person. She doesn't want to insult such a cute creature either, she felt it would be like kicking all babies of the world in the face.

"T-this certainly is worth it but I dont nearly have that much money. Certainly you can forgive this young lady for not having enough." She said suductivley and pressing her bosoms against me. She wasn't sure if this would work but she did notice steam comming from my head and a little blood beginning to drip so she said. "I only have 350k ryo please forgive me. I've been naughty and gambled away my extra money."

She said thinking she has got me, where she wanted me.

"Cough cough Sorry miss but the lowest I could go is 500k ryo ,as this is a one time deal. Also I feel sorry for your problems ,thus this is the lowest that I'll go. And that's final!" I said looking at her hypnotised.

*Shop announcement! Shop owner has set final price ,either buy the item or you will be transported out of the emporium!*

Hearing this she gritted her teeth, but this will all be futile.As she did get the item for an insane discount, as the item would be bought by the feudal lords for everything they have. She decided to take the deal, even though she will have to budget the money she left at home.

"Deal!" I smiled back at her, then we heard.

*Detecting customer has no more money left, beginning teleportation.*

"Wait why didn't you just tell me how much money she had, to begin with!!!" While she looked at me shocked thinking 'If his shop could detect how much money I had ,then if it was cooperative with him; he could become rich quick!!!'

*Sorry function unavailable to you, as this would make the grading of your progress and entertainment invalid!* It said as my customer disappeared. Then I felt the place shake and hear the same wheezing sound again.

"Why you!!!" I yell.

[Meanwhile 10 min later outside the shop]

"Excuse me sir! Do you know what happened to the magical emporium of desires ,that was here." The swordmaker asked ,as she brought her friend here to check out the shop.

"Listen lady, I don't know what your talking about; my shop has been here for generations. Are you talking about some sort of drug? If so we dont sell anything like that." He said while thinking 'People these days, getting hooked younger and younger.'

"See I told you! If there was such a place then why have I never heard of it. Someone must have put genjutsu on you. Then sold you the items, so that you wouldnt know where he hides." Said her friend while she thought 'Idiot I know what a genjutsu feels like and that was real!!! O well there is nothing I can do as I would just look crazy. He did call his shop magical, but maybe he is an uzumaki experiment? I dont know but I hope I see that shop again!'

"Forget it let's just leave we have swords to make!" He just snickers and says "At least the product was real!"

[Meanwhile during hashirama and madaras generation.]

<Ding> The door opens and out walks a man.

He was a very tall, tan-skinned man with long dark-brown hair. His eyes had an unusual colouring: green irises, no pupils and red sclerae. Noticeably, despite his age, he still appears as a man well within his prime, retaining a very muscular build. His hair hangs loose, his sweatband covering his forehead, and a black-coloured mask covering his lower face (only revealing his eyes). He wore: no shirt as he was a ninja he was fit he was chiselled. Dark-green, ruffed up pants and black shinobi sandals. His clothing included the traditional Takigakure ninja outfit and forehead protector, he had grey pants with matching shinobi sandals. He also wore brown nail polish. This man was kakuzu future member of the akatsuki, well when he was younger that is. He looked at me intrigued but showed no surprise on his face but he replied.

"What are you exactly, I know your not a tailed beast as you dont have much chakra. With all these valuable items, what keeps you from being robbed?" He said eyeing my items with greed.

*That's because if you steal anything your soul will be for forfeit*

"What?! I dont remember setting that punishment for stealing." I said

*That's because you never set any perimeters for doing so. Also you can't change the setting either, as you know who; needs the souls for creating his own omniforce. So if they are stupid enough they will be punished. There is a mental warning first, but since I just verbally said so its active as of now.*

As we were talking kakuzu was thinking 'Where the hell is this voice comming from... I might not be the best sensor ;but I'm still almost kage level. This pink blob is not as simple as he seems, but it seems that he isnt in control here. I'm curious so I will ask.'

"Well if I'm not allowed to steal ,what if I just kill you."

*Activating defensive protocols*

The walls shape shift and all the items disappeared. Out came a plethora of weapons from various verses. A spartan laser from halo, a raygun from cod, a super android 18 from dbz. The walls extended and a sasanoo apeared, next a transformer optimus prime with weapons pointed at him. Gravity was pressing him to the ground. A darlek popped out of a wall and said "Exterminate!", next in the distance ;you could see the star killer destroying a planet. Then you could see it charging up pointing twords us!!!

Meanwhile kakuzu was panicking thinking

'Th-this is not a genjutsu, as I can feel no invading mental energys. Unless they are so advanced in it, that they put an uchiha to shame. Also I doubt hes one, as they would never sell such valuable items to another villages ninja. I must ask for forgiveness and not miss a deal of a century!!!'

"kakuzu I think it's best if you take back that remark. My shop doesnt seem to be nice to invaders." He grunts and says with all his strength left. "I am sorry, I didnt mean to imply that I would do so. As I'm a ninja and our village has rules against attacking civilians. Forgive me for the misunderstanding. I would like to purchase something from your shop.As I am an admirer of money and buisness, so I would like to put this transgression behind us."

After he said this the shop went back to normal while I thought 'How did the shop get so big!!! Was that a genjutsu, no I dont think the shop would use it against me . Well maybe with that mischief god, naw there would be no need. To think my shop was this powerful, maybe this is like a domain. Idk I'll just ask about it latter as it doesnt effect me.'

*Wonderful! Also since I felt such a heart felt apology, for a limited time I will sell you a way of having semi immortality. So that you cant die unless certain conditions are met. Also you will stop aging, after the product binds to your body!!* When the ai says this I think 'Is this what I think it is....'

"Oh if you were anyone else I would doubt you. Please elaborate on what it is please."

*This is a scroll with your village's forbidden jutsu called "Earth Grudge Fear" read it so you can see the details. Dont worry about running off with the knowledge, as I have precautions for that too.*

The shop said greatly shocking him, as he was currently planning on stealing said item soon.

"Th-this is real!!! Tell me what is the name of this shop?" he asks intrigued greatly.

"This is my shop I named it the magical emporium of desires!!" I answered proudly.

When I answer him instead he is greatly shocked and thought. 'If he owns it why does it not listen to him. Perhaps he has a master of sort, and if he does he must be a god to do this!!!'

"I'll take it how much for the scroll?" He asks me with greed shown in his eyes.

"Well it seems the shop provided the item ,so I cant be too pricey as it wouldnt feel right!! So I will give you a special deal! I will sell you this legendary technique for just 10 million ryo! As you know, such a technique could be worth up to a billion if sold to a feudal lord." I say while he feels like his heart shattered and thought 'Maybe I should just go and steal it from the village instead. But!!! If I stay a loyal ninja I might be able to sell some info to other villages. I will make my money back 10 fold then leave promptly!!! However, I dont have all my money on me, as I hide it in multiple places just in case. Even if I die you won't get my money!!'

"Esteemed shop owner, it seems I have a problem; as you see I only brought 1million ryo on me. So if you wait I'll go and collect all my life savings and come back to the shop. I noticed that this shop shouldn't be here, as it's where another shop was. I know the owner and he would never sell, so I suspected that you were an uzumaki of some sort. So I came to investigate, if you just wait and I'll gather my moneys." kakuzu says as respectfully as possible. I was practically ready to tear up, as he never called me a freak monster or cute!! This man deserves a reward! The shop responded before I could.

*New function unlocked money retrieval ability activated. With this new abilities if the buyer signs a contract, they can immediately summon the money they require for their purchase. This summons the money of the customer from where ever it is held. Even if it was from a bank, appropriate memories and other necessary transactions will be done to make it apear normal. Warning if customer tries to bring light to said thing happening, all their future money will be transported to the shop owner. If they are broke for more then a month, the creator will reap their soul.* After kakuzu heard this he was sweating 'To think it has such an ability!! If it was me, I would steal all the money in the world!!! Truley this must be a creation of god.'

"Wait a minute the god told me to be discreet, why the hell are you allowed to do such things!!!"

*This is simple if the customer says anything about me, his soul will belong to said god.*

Both me and the customer started sweating

'Too ruthless!!!' We thought

"Wait if I cant tell others about a glorious shop then how will you get business." He said greatly attentive.

*This is because the shop can show up anywhere, also humans cant control their curiosity when peaked. Not just that but the shop has the ability to attract ,the most desired people to its doors. This could be because of various reasons like wealth,power,owner wishes it, said God wishes it, or its simple random. In fact if you were to have stolen the item already, you would have never visited the shop.*

The shop explained while he nodded as this form of marketing makes sense.

"I assume you dont just visit humans as you call us, you must visit other places no? Wouldnt their currency be diffrent?" This time I answer it.

"I choose what I want as payment and it can be anything but a soul. So the deals terms all depend on me." I explain while he nods but couldn't help to ask. "If you own the shop and have all these items ,why not just keep them instead for your self."

"Th-this... Yes this was apart of terms the creator set, so I cant obtain anything the shop sells even if someone buys it for me. However I get to choose my buyers and observe from afar. So I can choose any payment even chakra, as you can see I don't have much. However to begin with I didnt have any at all!! Hahaha do you now see the power behind choosing the cost! I can obtain anything from anyone, as long as we make a deal!!! Now hurry I got other customers to tend too." I said.

"Very well I looked at the contract and everything is in order, I'll sign it now and be on my way. I hope to do future buisness with you."

"Since you have been nice and respectful to my appearance. I will allow it , I currently have a rule that any evil people will be banned from entering. As I feel it would cause to much trouble in the world. This goes by my definition of evil so considering the world I had to adjust it. As for the definition, I wont tell. Anyhow have a good day and I hope to see you in the future!"

He nods grabbing the scroll after paying of course and takes off.

*Commencing space shift.*

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

I then hear knocking on the door so I say

"Come in."

When I seen my next customer my mouth opened in shock at what I was seeing.

'Its her!!!'