14 In a galaxy far far a... is that a kirby? JarJar is not what he seems!!!

[A/N In this Alternative universe the droids didnt occupy the city yet, but they were marching towards there. Time difference in the order of events basically.Also the reason they still go to tatooine ,is because the queen is trying to play politics. I had nothing to do with that kirby ect, so if I just went with them it would be suspicious.]

Arriving on the planet of nabu ,I dont understand any of the written language they just here. However they seem to speak english, so I just decide to head for the most important building. Now you might be asking, why haven't I been swarmed by fangirls. The answer is I used a henge jutsu, although I cant use it in the shop. Here it's fair game, I'm currently disguised as the 12th doctor although not my favorite. He has more of a politician and serious vibe I'm looking for. Finnally I arrive at a building ,with an entrance that has multiple guards.

"Halt! Who goes there, state your buisness."

They point their weapons at me.

"I am here to save the day, and to blast the blockage to smithereens."

They look at me and laugh then one of them says "Seriously what's your name I havent had a good joke all day."

"I'm the doctor, as for my purpose I just stated it. If you dont beleive me, just look behind you."

I then tapped him on the shoulder behind him.

"Wha-" He looks around and sees me I smile, before he tries to blast me ;I appear back to where I was.

"Im not an enemy but like to prove my point. As you see I'm quite capable, come on shoot at me and I wont move till the last second. See if you can hit me."

The guard grunts and says "Cocky aren't we, dont say I didnt warn you." He then shoots his blaster at me but I dodged it ,while reappearing behind him. This time his buddy was scared and decided to shoot me aswell. However even at this close distance of 3 feet ,I still dodged it and reappeared back where I was before.

"Is this proof enough?"

They both started sweating and thought 'How could he dodge that, this guy is not Human!!! Even mandalores cant dodge like that, is he a jedi?'

"Before you ask I am not a jedi nor a sith."

This caused them both to be stunned and one couldnt help but ask.

"H-how then can you move that fast.?"

"I come from very,very far away, we use a different energy then the force. It makes our bodies, able to be alot more powerful then before. In fact this is a technique that changes my form ,as you see my true form is too cute and women start to mob me."

They got weary at this and said "Could you plz show us your true form, as you see we aren't women."

"Very well" Poof. I revert to my regular super cute form, when the smoke clears they see the cutest thing they have ever seen. These soilders has seen holograms of what baby wookies, looked like so it was hard to beat. They were stunned.

"Cough cough Alright that checks out. Now place it back on, as if the queen seen you in this form. She might be influenced by your cuteness and this is a dire situation.

[Meanwhile with obi-wan kenobi.]

'I feel a great disturbance in the force ,it's as if the events of the future are no longer clear.'

Qui-Gon Jinn thought

Just then an announcement on the intercom came though.

"Sir we have arrived at the palace ,the queen will be meeting us; as soon as she freshens up. As she is a politician it will take 3 hours." Replies his pilot just receiving the information, from his communications.

"Very well I need to focus on my meditation, as I feel a great shift in the force."Qui-Gon Jinn said

[Back with the mc]

'It seems my training has payed off, I managed to only have the shift in the force ;detected by jedi.'

The guards were currently walking me to where the queen was, in her throne room. The place was fit for any royalty ,of not only the past but the future too. It was like a mix of modern and medieval regal design. We came up soon two giant doors, that were guarded by two more guards.

"State your buisness!" The guard yelled.

"We have important news on the blockade for the queen." Chad said.

During the earlier walk I got to know their names as they asked me mines.

[Flashback]

"You can you were a doctor but doctor who? What's your real name?" the more burley of the two guards asked as we walked.

"I'm a magician, the energy we use is called chakra. If I was to let my name get out ,other magicians will use it to curse me. As this is the simplest way to deal with an enemy." I said conjuring a flame in my hands then juggling it. I then took the flame and transformed it into a kunai. They both looked in awe and said "Wow you weren't kidding, but that's really scary just knowing your name could cause death."

"Yes my name holds great power, as does any that practice these arts. It only works on magicians though, unless I manage to learn the force."

"Hahha I like you buddy, my name is Chad, this is Slick as when he was younger ;he tried to cheat his own mother out of money. So she renamed him."

"Hey!!! I resent that she just didn't know a good investment ,when she seen one!" Slick said

"You do know those 24k definition TVs went out of buisness after the holograms ,got 18k definition." he replied.

"We-ell you dont have to let the world know!!!" He hurumphed and stomped off a bit faster.

[Flashback over.]

"Very well but what proof do you have?" said the guard

I was bored of this talk, so I started juggling the diffrent elements.

"We have a magician!!" Slick said.

"Y-you hahha have a magician. Hey! Guys its slick and he brought a magician!!!" The guard was busting a gut. Although he seen it was real, having it come from slick ,was just too good to let up on the opportunity.

"What is he trying to sell us this time!! Hahaha" They all laughed. Slick was seething in anger, as they seen this Chad spoke.

"Okay enough of the jokes, this guy is the real deal; he says he has a way of taking out the blockade. I know you might think it's far fetched, but this guy moves faster then even a jedi."

This shut them up and we all heard a voice from in the throne room speak.

"Bring in the guest, I would like to speak with him."

'She must have heard or was monitoring us from a distance.'

We walked into the hall there were guards everywhere then the queen spoke.

"I over seen you over the holomoniter, also I seen the previous footage of the entrance. So Doctor what exactly are you going to do ,against that firepower?" She asks.

"Well you see I'm a magician, and I have a special ability that makes me a one man army.

You seen how fast I was right, imagine If there were more of me." I said then did the Multi-shadow clone jutsu> Filling the chamber with over 1,000 of me. This greatly shocked them and they thought 'Th-this might work!'

"Very well but how are you going to get up there without a ship. Not just that but if you had a ship, they wouldn't allow you near their ships?" She asked wondering If I had something else up my sleeves. I then started to fly and so did my clones, we all then used the comoflauge jutsu.

"Can you find us now? I will need a space suit as I will be flying there directly."

She was greatly surprised as was the rest of them. One soldier spoke up "While I'll be dammed slick actually was right...hahaha" He and the rest of the guards ,started laughing meanwhile slick went to his revenge. "Why y-you!" He was about to hit him with his weapon but he heard.

"Enough!" I undid my jutsus and she continued.

"What do you get out of this?"

"Hahaha I get to mess with alot of people, you see there will be alot of angry siths, politicians and the like. This will go down in history, and everyone will learn to not mess with the doctor."

The solders and she looked at me like I'm a madman.

"Aren't you scared of being pursued by them?"

she asked concerned.

"Ha that's easy how can they hunt, who they dont know the real face of."

She nodded and all of the guards did as well.

"Besides you will be going on a very important trip, with our eavesdropping jedi guest." I said as then Qui-Gon Jinn and obi-wan walks in, with a guard and his pilot.

"I wasn't listening in, I just didnt want to inturrupt; such an important meeting." Qui-Gon Jinn defended himself.

"I'm a jedi knight from the order ,here to help you make a deal with the trade embargo. The names Qui-Gon Jinn and this is my apprentice

obi-wan kenobi." He bows.

"You may rise. Well since the doctor wishes for me to go with you, I will allow it. As if all goes awry and we cant solve this peacefully. Then he can deal with them." She says in a royal commanding like tone.

"Very well let's just hope, we can resolve this peacefully." He said.

"Guards bring the doctor a space suit, we should have one in storage. Also give him a communicator, so that we can give him a go incase we need his service." she said and they rushed off to bring me said items.

[Timeskip just outside the blockade.]

I had all my clones spread out in the city waiting for the command.

"This is Qui-Gon Jinn the deal went bad, we are currently escaping the blockade. phfhshs This is the queen commence the operation. I repeat commence the operation." The communicator cut out.

I nodded at my clones and we all unhenged and we rushed outside the city.

"Halt! Or else we will fire Roger Roger!" A droid said but the next second ,its head was on the floor. I didnt want the civilians getting hurt ,so I concentrated on the earth and began to create an earthquake; to destroy all of the droids and their bigger artillery. When I was done I made some more clones then headed off into space.

[Scene change Space blockade]

I was concentrating on making a space shift sphere around my head. So that I can take off my space suit then transform.

'Ha there we go it's kind of like kumui but different. Now to start the attack!'

I take off my henge and have my clones spread out to each a diffrent ship. We all then transformed and took off our camouflage.

[On all of the ships of the blockades command centers.]

"Sir!! It seems our scans ,were right after all and were not broken. Beacu- O my-"

"Out with it what do you see!!"

"Sir your not going to believe this ,but there is what I believe to be multiple giant kirby's; with 9 tails outside every ship." He said not believing his eyes.

"This is not a time for jokes I'll have your ran-" the officer was inturrupted

"Sir!! This is bad th-e th-e kirbies are charging up giant energy blasts!! Going by the reading, they are powerful enough to split our ships in half!!!"

Another reported.

"My god! Sir what do we do?! Our shields wont defend against that, should we make a sp-" The first replied

"What!! Speak!"

"We are unable to use our space drives and cant go into hyperspace!!!" They all replied at the same time.

"We need to at least report this, hurry while I make my will and send it to my wife." He said running off, to be the first to enter an escape pod.

[Meanwhile back with the mc]

'There I locked the space around them, that should maybe prevent hyper space.'

'Now for the multi Kirbydama attack!!'

I then compressed all the chakra I had into a small ball ,then brang it into my mouth and then bit into it. Then opened my mouth and out came a beam of death and destruction ;this sliced the starships of the blockade in half. As it wasnt just me but all the clones that did this. I then left to go back to my shop, as I did what I came here to do.

[ Meanwhile back with queen amidala and obi-wan]

"I'm sorry we were unable to make a deal and had to take a detour to tatooine queen amidala."

Oni-wan says

"Its fine I just hope the doctor completed his mission. For the sake of my people." She said then they heard the pilot yell.

"We have a incomming transmission ,from the royal palace of nabu!!"

"Put it through." She commanded.

On the hologram was Slick and Chad

"Queen!! We just received wonderful news!!! The doctor saved us all and destroyed the whole fleet!!! The trade blockade around us was also destroyed by his clones on foot. He was faster then their vehicles!! He created earthquakes to eat up their troops, they stood no chance!! Not just that but in space he increased in size and made a giagantic energy blast destroying the entire fleet!"

Slick said.

"Chad is what slick said true?" When the queen said this slick fell down brooding ,as even the queen believes their lies!!

"Yes your majesty everything slick said is true. As unbelievable as it sounds..." He said holding in a chuckle and slick punched him out and the transmission ended.

"Rowdy bunch you got there. If what they say is true, I wonder where this doctor hails from." Qui-Gon Jinn said

"I over heard slick and Chad and their conversation with him. He comes from a galaxy far away." She said trying to make sense of it to him. As she misinterpreted the words the doctor used.

"Oh I see... I hope there are not others like him out there. At least ones with bad intent ,as I fear that would be a greater threat then the sith."

He said while shivering.

They both thought 'The doctor huh. I wonder what else you will do in the future.'

[Back in the shop]

*Welcome back your just in time for your next customer. For this we are revisiting naruto world, this guest is very special. It's a reward for showing your true form to the galaxy. In what they are now calling the Nabu protector. The great Kirby ,as the nabu inhabitants have created a religion praising you. The girls and women there all want to meet you, and want to as they say "Bask in your cuteness"*

I drop down and despair "Nooooooooo!"

'I was just trying to make people fear me, what's with women do they know no fear? Would they still love an antichrist baby just because it's cute? Or am I just that cute, gahh I dont get it every time I try. It backfires or doesn't go as planned, it's like someone is controlling these events.'

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

The person that came in was Hamura Otsutsuki, he looked like he was I'm his 30's. Also he had the tenseigan, he was observing the place then looked at me and said.

"Why have you brought me here?"

"This is my magical emporium of desires. As for why I brought you here, to buy something. I can take what ever I want in exchange."

He activated his chakra mode.

"And if I dont wante pay the price?"

He said trying to assert dominance as he thinks I'll just take what I want from him.

"Then you don't get the item. Now I would suggest you get this item, it will allow you to purify your descendants bloodline. At least the ones on the moon anyway, so they will be able to have a tenseigan."

He looks interested.

"Oh and what's the price then." Humura asks

"Your knowledge on gravitational forces and how to manipulate it." I say gaining his interest

"How are you going to learn it, and I hope that means your coping not stealing." He asks with a raised eyebrow.

"The shop copys and implants it into my brain, so no we dont steal. As for how just place your hand in this circle and you will receive your item."

He doesnt question the legitimacy as he noticed he cant control the gravity here. So it must be a domain, like his mother was trying to create.

[A/N She didnt have a domain or else no harm could befall on her, including sealing.]

"Very well." He placed his hand there then left the shop. As he didnt like to be in someones domain, even If they are friendly.

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

This time the person that came in, was none other then the most controversial character in starwars. JarJar binks he looked around then spotted me and started bowing.

"Mesa called Jar Jar Binks, mesa your humble servant lord doctor."

"Its alright, no need to bow." he inturrupted

"Mesa no agreesa as you save wesa. It's-a Clear Desa Separatists made A Pact Wesa Desa Federation Du Trade, and without your help wesa be dead."

I inspected his force energy and noticed nothing, but with my sagemode I could detect his true form was diffrent. "Show me your true form, as I know your not as you seem. Your force energy says otherwise, it's too powerful to be jedi or Sith; so you much be from the gray side of the force. Also even if I was of the other two, I wouldn't be able to detect it. Maybe even the same old man I seen before. What's your real name I never caught it before."

He shapeshifts with the force once more and says "You seem to have made great progress, so have I but to think you could see through my disguise. I suspect you didnt use the force to notice. As for my name you could call me tawazun, as for my original name I forgot it eons ago. You must be wondering ,how I implemented my identity so well. Well you see if you master the gray side of the force enough, you will be able to even brainwash Yoda himself."

"Y-ou didnt right?"

"No heavens no ,as I didnt have to do it. You see he seen an ancient temple ,that I made a long time ago. In it was the ways of the neutral force, you see Yoda isnt entirely of the jedi ways. As he knows without balance, the force would cease to exist in this universe. This was set up this way, by the old gods who made this universe. To keep the good and evil in check so that they don't overwhelm eachother. At least not for too long, this is to help them create more of one of the fundamental energies of the force." he said and I continued

"So in return they allow you access to the power, and without you knowing. Your keeping the universe managed without much pay. While he gets the excess energy to help himself. A sort of win win situation. As a person of your position what do you get?" I asked

"He chose to apprentice the first person that molds the two together, which was me. Me and my disciples who will be chosen by me, get to advance in power futhre then the others. All we have to do, is keep balance in our respective galaxies. After he deems we have helped create enough, he will allow us to ascend with him to other universes. I do want to warn you ,to not help people too much with your shop. You did however get me a new apprentice, so the damage you did on nabu is forgiven. As for the next chancellor's position you know who it will be." He says trying to see if I know the future and if so how much.

"So don't mess with whom ever becomes the chancellor and don't sell anything too powerful to the wrong people." I interpreted his warning.

"Yes as for an item from the shop for my visit today. I will take a promise from you that you won't be messing with any other major events. In exchange, I'll give you what knowledge I now have about the force." He said earning a nod from me.

"Very well but could I at least say hi to them."

I said trying to see if he can see very far into the future.

"Yes they deserve what's comming to them as long as you leave him alive, so the boy still kills him." He nodded in approval then placed his hand in the circle and completed the transaction then left the room.

"Shop why have I received the knowledge of the holocrons aswell. I thought I can obtain any item here in anyway shape or form."

*That's because he gave it to you ,without you asking him to do so, also he has improved those techniques to beyond even their creators mastery. It's as if they are whole new techniques, so it doesnt count. If both things didnt occur, you wouldn't have received said knowledge so it's not a loophole.*

"Th-this is good to know, well I think it's time the legendary kirbonian made his comback. Take me to where obi-wan's and his master, also Amidala went too and make sure it's at the right time."

*Very well*