9 Faces for sale. New face?! EMS

This being had multiple faces and was a black mass of unknown substance , as I didnt know what it was made of. He also has many faces in his body and switches between them.

"Shop isn't he at least a little evil, so how is he in my shop."

*If you were created to be a certain way is that truley evil?*

I was dumbfounded as I couldnt refute what was said. Koh looked at my angry and slightly scared face and said. "It seems I cant steal your face, I feel vatuu inside of you but its diffrent then his normal energy signature. I suspect that's why I cant do that as hes grown quite powerful." Koh said while slithering around me saying this while flipping through diffrent faces and voices. "What exactly are you..."

*It is I the almighty shop that protects him, as while in this shop noone can harm him.*

The shop says with pride and exuberance.

'Shamless, he knows I can do it too with vatuus energy bending techniques.'

"I am a kirby. This is my magical emporium of desires, where you can find any item that you want. So choose wisley I'll take any payment I see fit in exchange."

Koh looks intrigued and says "Hmm never heard of that before. Very well, for what I seek is your face! Hahaha" it laughed in a evil voice.

"Sorry cant be done, at least I'm sure the store wont allow it. Besides why have my face when you can have them all!!!"

This surprises the spirit and it says "Oh, interesting what do you have in mind?"

"Shop is there something ,that could change into any face that he desires?"

*Yes there is a mask of identities from the omniversal shop. It not only changes into what ever face you want!!! It also makes others that see you ,beleive who are is whom face you have. Even the real person ,would start to think they are a duplicate and not the original.*

'Th-his!!! I am so jealous I want such an item!!! Damn this shop teasing me!!!'

"Th-this is good yes, but I will still collect faces, as I like to feel the terror on my victims.Very well what is the payment you seek.."

"I want the ability to steal faces like you have, dont worry the shop will provide me the knowledge. You just need to agree to the terms."

Koh looked at me intrigued and said "Very well. It will be enjoyable knowing I have an apprentice out there hahaha."

'Finnally I can get rid of this cute face!!! Hahahaha'

*Just put your.... arm tentacle thing on the table where the highlighted symbol is.*

He follows the command and leaves the shop with the item chuckling insanely.

*Ding transmission from the creator "Smart you think you are with your new abilities. However I made it so your body wont be compatable, with any other organic life forms dna. This includes faces, besides in that body it would look weird. Also wouldnt enjoy watching you anymore, goodbye!" That was his Message should I get the tissues sir?*

"Yess please..." I said as I went into hashirama mode and slumped down into eternal depression. *Here you are.* I took the tissues and blew my nose then looked up and yelled.

"I will succeed one day, mark my words!!!"

*Transporting you to your next customer.*

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

The shop then resized and became huge, also I got hit by a laser. I felt myself grow too I then see the door open, as 4 large tortoises A.K.A lion turtles walk through.

"See I told you guys I sensed a spiritual anomaly, but where are we in dont feel a connection to the spirit world anymore."

*Mental messenge for shop owner this is the shop speaking. In this avatar world the turtle clan, could never figure out how to take someones bending away or grant it. They curretnly havent taken in the humans yet. So it's up to you to sell them the technique.*

"I dont know but I dont feel like we are endangered."

'How wrong you are, as soon you will become an endangered species.'

"Welcome to my shop, its named the magical emporium of desires where anything you could want can be found. Do you want for me to suggest something, as the shop is quite big.Just so you know I take many different payments, as I choose what I want in exchange. It's just like how you choose what you want from the shop."

They decide to look around ,but realized with every item being soo good. Their best bet was to ask for guidance.

"What would you suggest that we get?" One of them say.

"I suggest you get this technique, it allows you to grant and take away ones bending. This wont work on spirits but it will on humans or other living beings. Perhaps with this you could make a pact with them. All the techniques of the store cant be shared with another. Also only one item per person, as this is my best suggestion; I suggest you all get it."

They look at eachother then nod and say "Yes... I did notice that ,our fates seem to be tied with that scrolls technique. What would you want in exchange?" The airbending turtle asked.

"Your knowledge on using your respective elements. As I'm trying to learn a new technique and to do so I need to better understand the elements." I explained getting a nod of approval from them all.

"Let me show you the power of strength that comes from my element!!" The earth lion turtle said. The fire lion turtle spoke "Tch. What does strength matter if I can melt rocks into molten slag, plus its ugly and boring. Unlike my glorious flames that can burn anything into dust!" He said Arogantly puffing up his chest with pride.

"Sure its beautiful but so is my ice, and it can take out your flames any day. What's beauty and strength without balance, even a mountain can crumble under it's own weight!!" The water lion turtle said.

"Guys stop fighting seriously, like I always tell you why does anything matter, without peace all things shall die." Said the air lion turtle.

They then gave eachother death glares, but before they could continue I spoke up.

"Guys guys calm down. Just place your hands here and I will learn everything at the same time. It's a simple solution no?"

"See he knows that peace is the best way, it's good to see another airbender." Said the wind lion turtle.

"Haha yeah that's what you think but really he didnt bring peace but balance as we are now all equal!" said the water lionturtle

"Kukuku your all idiots as you dont see he used elegance,his beauty, and authoritative power to do so." said the fire lion turtle.

"Hah what are you talking about, he used his position and reasoning as a strength to calm us down." The earth turtle said as he stood tall and proud.

'..... I thought they are supposed to be wise and majestic. Is this why their race went almost extinct?'

"Cough cough right this way place your.... hoofs on the circle here and the payment will be completed." I said. They followed my instructions ,then an immensive amount of information entered my brain. This hurt alot but I used omi-energy to speed it up.

"Th-this to think you knew about even the microscopic energy fluctuation ,that each element does. All the way to the atomic level of behavior and finnaly to the eyesight level."

I am greatly astounded by their knowledge ,even without technology they learned this!!!

"See hes definatly favoring my air element as he's very wise." Said the air lion turtle while the rest look dejected.

"No I prefer subelements more as they are more potent." This caused them all to drop to the ground and look at me dejected. After they were done recollecting thenselfs the air lionturtle said "Thank you for the technique and I hope you enjoy our knowledge." He then bows and leaves with the rest, while they grumble and hurumph.

*Sir your being called by your best customer commencing space shift.*

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

The shop readjusted and I shrunk back to my normal size.

When I arrived the door swung open and in came Shoyu Uzumaki. She then saw me and noticed my change and squealed and longed towards me and hugged me and petted me.

"What happened to you, to make you get so cute!!!"She said as she was stroking my tail.

I twitched and noticed that my tail was awfully sensitive. So I immediately said "Not my tail that's very sensitive!!" She stopped and backed up and said "Oh right, sorry I called you cute again.... and did so without permission." She said starting to tear up. 'Gahh my heart cant take this!!! Why meee!!!'

"Its fine. As for my new look I made a deal recently, then again a long time ago. Time is not static it's all wibbly wobbly, its everywhere and no where at the same time. Enough of that as I'm good on chakra, and money, how about you pay me by showing a smile on your face. As I cant handle seeing you this sad. So pick any item you want, dont worry about not understanding it. As the information about what it is or does, is understandable to all my customers."

She immediately cheers up and says "Really?!"

With stars in her eyes as she sees my shop is bigger then before as it has many more items!!

"Yes now run along ,find something that your heart desires!!"

She looks around then finds a scroll, I see it and I'm shocked to see what she picked. It was a legendary chakra control excersis, that would allow even a tailed beast to refine their control to a whole new level ever seen before. With this he could get his control to sakura's level.

"I would like this, as it told me I would be able to do clone jutsu if I learned it. Since I've failed at the acedemy so many times, with this I can pass!!! I just hope I learn it fast enough."

She said with stars in her eyes.

"Yess but you know what they say about learning, there is book knowledge and physical knowledge that's only obtained by doing so. So practice hard and I'm sure you will be able to do it!!!" I said as she then smiled and said "Yes I will learn it fast and you better beleive it dattebane!!!" She said

"Alright, since thats all done and I'll be leaving for quite some time. I thought to give you this as a gift. I know you like ramen so I got a recipe for making the best ramen in the world. Give this to the owner of the ramen shop ,you always go too. I'm sure when he gets better buisness because of it ,he will reward you with free ramen for life!!!" I said greatly shocking her ,she then took the scroll and held it close like a treasure.

"Now make haste as you dont want to keep ramen waiting!!!" I said she nodded vigorously and said "I will get this to Ichiraku ramen shop right away!!!" She then ran off putting the scroll in her pocket.

"I'm going to be training in the chamber again, so I can refine my sagemode and try to complete my elementalization technique. Also practice spirit bending."

*Very well enjoy your training, but you can only practice for one day time out here. As you already closed the shop for a year. Although it can time travel, it's not good for buisness!*

The shop ridiculed me.

"Sigh I know it's just that was a better place to train ,then the hyperbolic time-gravity chamber.As it was filled with natural energy."

I was then transported to the training chamber then started my training.

[Training time skip.]

"Hahhh Dammit is that really all I could do in a year! At least I made progress on my sage mode, I should be as strong as the elder sage now. Well depending on how old he is... system what is my current status."

*Scan commencing ,compiling recorded data. Calculating... Ding. Your currently above tentails madara in taijutsu skill, for ninjutsu you are at the same level as before. If you implement your sagemode and elemental control. You are beyond Madara tentails mode level. For genjutsu you are at chunnin level, but that's because you copied the abilities of a sharingan. As for your bodies durability, it's at ninetails chakra mode level. This is due to the addition of chi helping your body. As you progress, you will be able to make yourself as hard as diamond. Flexible like water, able to endure any environment and also be as light as air. Currently your 4 times lighter, hard as granite and flexible like rubber. Also you can survive up to 240 degrees farenheit and as low as -40 degrees Fahrenheit. All without clothes. Your chakra level is as much as sasuke and naruto at their peaks including his chakra mode and his sasanoo. Overall I'd say your Madara rinnegan level, before he got the tentails sealed inside him. As for your spirt bending, you can suppress weaker people with your spiritual pressure.* The shop announced.

"Hmm I think I would like to take my payment from hishirama, the day before his fight with Madara."

*Undersood transporting shop, and teleporting you to the shop floor.*

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

The door then opened and in came grown up Hashirama. When he seen me he was surprised, but nodded as he knew what this visit was about. "I'm collecting your payment now, as I will be collecting Madaras next."

He nodded and said "Very well. I have a question though, how did you become a sage. Not just that but your senchakra is alot more pure then mine." He said confused as he didnt understand how its possible.

"I have made quite a few deals since then, learned from a sage elder. Also obtained knowledge of being coexistant ,with the elements themselfs." I said making my upper right arm into water, left into wind, left leg into rock,and the right into fire. "This is the furthest I got, I cant have more then one limb elementalized in each respective element. I have only done so with water,earth,wind, and fire though."

Hashirama looked shocked and started getting depressed ,as now hes not the strongest sage. That was one of his most known accomplishments, he now had a thunder cloud pooring rain on him. While he was looking down depressed. Then he looked up at me and said "Th-this is unbelievable, its said to be only a legend of the summoning world. You have almost completed elementalization, even the dragon grand elder; only has gotten his lower arm elementalized. You-you're different, you not only got a lower parts of your limbs elementalized; but with other elements too!!! Plus your senchakra is so pure it outranks, even the dragonclans." He exclaimed

"I-im now not the strongest senchakra discipline, as you have out done me by far!!!"

He said while the thunder cloud thundered.

"Don't be sad I also learned from ancient elemental beings, so of course I will be better."

He looked up and said "Y-your right!! I got this far with little help, as that's the way of a dragon!!!!" He said proudly while I thought

'How did he get their scroll contract, he let's his wife control him. How is that prideful, unless....'

"Did you finish your book?"

"Oh that, hehe yes I finished that a long time ago. That's why my self esteem is so high, if I wasn't so outdone by you; I wouldnt be so distraught."

'Hmm that makes alot more sense now.'

"Oh good now just place your hand here. The shop will take care of the rest."

He does as I say and when hes done he asks "Can I buy something again?" He asked looking around in amazement ,at the legendary items for sale.

"Sure, how about this necklace for your wife, you put some of your chakra in it and If she is in danger. You get teleported to her location, this also shields here from one killing attack. Up to your most powerful techniques strength."

I explained and his eyes twinkled in elation. He looked at it in awe and said "I'll take it!!"

"Haha good, now for the payment I want your knowledge on jutsus." Although this payment is steep so is the item he gained. He gave it alot of thought and said "I agree as long as you agree, to not use it against konoha." He said with a determined expression.

"That's easy! It's not like I get out much anyways hahaha. Even if I did, it would be bad buisness sense to cause trouble."

He then places his hand in the new magical circle.

"You should see the village some time, it's really great and you will be welcomed as a guest of honor." He said afterwards

"I will visit in about a few generations or so, as I'm immortal. So time is not a problem." I said waving him off.

"Y-yes of course, I will just have to leave a memo for future kages. With a simple description, so the world doesn't cause you trouble with greed. I will keep this all a secret only known by kages."

He said wisely.

*Very well customer, now get going as the time limit is almost up.* The shop answered for me and I nodded and said. "Better listen to what it says, good luck old friend." I said waving him off.

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

We then arrived at our next destination and the door opened and in came madara. He was surprised to say the least, as he was just heading to his lab and instead he was transported here; when he walked through the door.

"I have come to collect my payment, ooo it seems you have integrated hashiramas DNA into yourself. To bad you weren't naturally born that way.... o well. It has nothing to do with me, now place your hand on the table and the shop will do the transaction."

He was going to deny, but he then seen a chain on his soul and it was linked to the magical symbol. So he decided to comply, as maybe he could purchase something to help his cause!!!

So he placed his hand on the symbol and it lit up. He then asked "So what item do you recommend for me now?" He said expecting something.

"Advice." I said seriously he heard this and frowned and said. "I'd rather pick an item."

"Sorry but you can't. I only allow non evil beings inside here, also I'm only here for payment. This is the best I can do for you."

He grits his teeth and says "No thanks as I can guess you want me to change my ways. You don't understand that I'm doing this for peace and happiness for all. It's not like you would understand, being in this crummy shop hiding away from reality!!" He yelled angrily

*Your lucky your needed for this world and I cant teach you a lesson. For calling me crummy would get your soul shattered!!! Get out of my presence!!!* Said the shop as it held him down and teleported him out of the place.

[Madaras lairs lab]

Madaras body materilaized as the white light disapeared. Zetsu was watching in surprise as he thought the worse.

"Tch. Damn shop not letting me have my way..."

Zetsu heard this and thought 'Thank goodness it wasn't the Otsutsuki clan. Hmm it seems he disrespected the shop or something. I'm surprised hes alive actually, the shop and its owner must have done so; for his fate is sealed. Hahaha his only chance at salvation gone!!!'

Black zetsu laughed evily.

[Back with the mc.]

"Hmm although I didnt need his chakra, it seems to have upgraded my sharingan for some reason. I now have the EMS as the omni-energy purified it." I then felt a rush of information to my brain.

All consuming eyes: Place a marker, on anyone that is at most twice as strong as you. When you eat them, you will integrate them fully into yourself. They will then be considered dead and you will gain their strength, also all their usefull knowledge and abilities.

Energy consumption: You will now be able to eat any energy as long as its power ;isnt twice as strong as your strongest attack.

Mark of cutness: You leave a mark on your target, they gain double their normal strength. They also turn into kirby's and they must follow your every command. They gain the powers of a kirby but are limited on beings they can consume. They are only able to eat beings of equal or lower strength as them. Cannot be used on beings stronger then yourself.

'...I sorta expected something like this, but does it have to be related to being a kirby. I mean you would think that ,it would be more naruto related.'

*Congrats on your new abilities, if your wondering why they are such. Its thanks to my creator as he said "Look at this generous powers I gave you, instead of some cruddy sasanoo or kamui; even Kotoamatsukami isnt comparable. P.S no you cant use it now, not until you fully integrate with your kirby bloodline. " You should be happy, this is a great boost to your future potential!!!*

'Why must he troll me soo. The cutness was bad but hes now both making my cuteness more of a power, and teasing me as the power is tempting even to me!!!!' I drop down in despair and say "Noooooo!"

*Maybe you will get something better with the rennigan, as its bloodline is tied with a soon to be borderline primordial god. So there is a great possibility it wont be tied to cutness!!!*

I then looked up and heard this and wept with joy "Yes there is no way he could have edited this!!! Set course for Nagato Uzumaki when he became pain, a day before the raid on the leaf village."

*Right away sir!!!*

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"