19 Dumbledore likes pink socks!!! Death's shop. New Minions.

Dumbledore looked around seeing powerful ancient magical artifacts, along with some items he never seen before. He then looked towards me and his eyes twinkle. Immediately he drops down in immensive pain!! I look at my new servant and he said with a smile "What he wanted to see into my mind, so I let him."

"Ok well don't do that, shop can you fix this and remove it from his memories."

*Right away.*

Dumbledore then gets up and says "I'm going to have the ministry of magic hear about this."

"Well sorry about that, but you did try to use the mind arts on him. Last I checked thats not allowed." I reply.

He hurumphed and said. "Its my word vrs yours."

"I guess you wont be purchasing, an item today then." I smirked as I seen the greed in his eyes.

"It seems I forgot what I was talking about, must be my old age catching up to me. You know I did just turned 61 yesterday." He said slyly.

"Yeah sure, well this is my magical emporium of desires where you can get anything you want. However I do recommend removing that dark love curse you have on you." I said activating my rinnesharingan. 'Hmm it seems grindlewald knew he liked Minerva and did this too him as jealous revenge.'

"W-what!?!!" He yelled then his face grew into a scowl. As he realized the person he loved did this to him and he wasn't a homosexual!!!

"T-that bastard ,when I get my hands on his beautiful face and look into those cough arghhhhh!!" He got angrier as he realized it was working its effect now!!

"It looks like he put a variation of the notice me not effect on it too. Ingenious to add magical spells into the effects of potions. Dont you think

Mr. Sauron?"

"Yes, it seems I have more magic to learn, and to think I thought I learned all there is." Sauron

A.K.A Nyarlathotep said

"So will you take my suggestion and get that cursed removed? The payment will be steep, as this normally would take 10,000 sacrifices to take off. Your lucky I'm an aquantince with a friend; who was blessed by a god of magic."

"T-T-TEN THOUSAND SOULS!!!!" he went pale while thinking of the extent his friend went through, to ensure the survival of the love potions effect. He thought 'Is this the real reason he started a war ,he knew he couldnt win.'

"Wait I think I miss heard you did you say god of magic? Surely you must be joking right?"

Dumbledore said then inspected our magic cores with his eyes. Then he was astounded as our magical cores looked like diamonds. This was a legend of old, if you reach the peak of magic; you will change your core to resemble a diamond.

"Wh-what are you, who are you!!!" He said frightened

"I'm a kirbonian as for him, I already told you his name. We come from very far away, now for the last time do you want your curse removed or not?!" I said summoning a super teir magic circle for display. This caused his eyes to go wide as he thought. 'Did I just mess with these powerful beings!!! I-I tried to read his mind and I dont remember anything of it. I'm just glad they didn't kill me on the spot!!! I wonder if one of them is an angel, the other looks like an alien that I seen from muggles minds; when I go buying my tea for free. He looks different from them but the concept is still their.'

"Are you an alien?! Also is Mr. Sauron an angel?"

I nod and Nyarlathotep sees this then smirks and transforms to have wings and a halo.

"M-my apologies angel for disrespecting your privacy!" He prostrated to the floor.

"All who pray for forgiveness shall be forgiven. Although god has no limit for forgiveness ,I do not so don't let it happen again!!!" He said with a powerful voice, using magic to bring out a commanding aura. It didnt effect me, but I could sense its precsense. 'He's a natural actor.'

"Yes! I heed your warning thank you for your forgiveness. Yes I will take that advice, but what's the cost?" he asked

"All your magical knowledge, don't worry as It will be copied not taken.Just place your hand here and it will be done. As for why I want it, you never know what you wizards come up with. Seeing your status as the most powerful... well you can see my reasoning." I said

Gaining a nod from him and he does as I say, he then bows and says "Thanks for lifting the curse from me, I'll be going to take care of an old friend." He said with as much venom as he can spit

"Very well I wish you good luck, on finding a new pair of socks." I said getting a raised eyebrow from him then he chuckled then said. "Indeed."

He then left.

'Well I didnt learn much, just better knowledge on transfiguration. That's to be expected though, since the prior world had lots of knowledge.'

We then busted out in laughter. "Bahahaha What an idiot ,he could have just gotten an item; that can remove any and all curses." I said.

"Did you see his face ,when he thought I the crawling chaos was an angel!!! He even regretted trying to enter my mind. Then when you mind f**ked him, by saying something his "boyfriend" always said to him. My only pair of socks are blue, how did you know about that? I didnt notice any magical or physic attacks from you... nevermind timetravel." He said as he facepalmed.

"Oh well time to mess with some more people, I do give good equal deals. I didn't learn much like I expected, I think we need to see grindlewald for that. "

*Special item sent for sale, transfering store to location.*

We looks and seen three items and we grinned at eachother. As I have seen him transform before I copied it. I turned into the grim reaper.

"I'll put a genjutsu on you ,so when they see you they will just see through you. They wont know your there while you spread out your black mist, and make the most spooky voice you can.

You will be the speaker while I will be the face. As for the payment, we take 10 years of their lifespan and the shop; will turn it into a bottle of youth elixer." I explain he nods and we get to work.

In comes the three brothers and they looked around the shop in amazement. They then looked at me in fear.

"It seems you have found where I death resides, this is my home. Inside is anything you could find anything you want, in exchange you could pay 10 years of your lifespan. Speak your desires." Nyarlathotep said in a booming ghostly voice.

They all went pale, then one of them spoke up.

"I want an item that makes it, so that you can never find me"

He said with a smirk. Then placed his hand in the magical circle and then a cloak apeared he grabbed it. 'Hide from me you can but that item will be mine!!! I can't have it but Mr.Sauron can.'

"I want a way to resurrect the dead!" The other brother said. Then followed his brothers footsteps receiving a stone.

"I want a wand powerful enough to fight off death itsself!" The other proclaimed then did the same receiving his wand. 'Hah the wand is powerful and it will make you semi-immortal. However, you can still die from accidents or battle.'

"You have received your items now begone from my domain, I will seek you out when it's time."

Nyarlathotep said to them.

They a scurried away.

"Got to love the shop ,sometimes we get to make things happen that wouldn't have. Thus keeping the timeline the same." I transformed back forcefully as the shop did so.

"You know it was actually me who did that in my world." Nyarlathotep said surprising me.

"Makes sense you are supposed to be choas incarnate." I said as I hummed in thought.

"Speaking of chaos, why do I feel a chaotic being inside you?" He said intrigued

"Ohh that's vatu the spirit of chaos ,hes currently sleeping he will be awake in a few years. We are existing symbiotically, so it's not a possession."

I explained.

"Oh. Well.... it seems like choas likes to follow you." He chuckles.

"Very funny!" I said in a irritated voice then chuckled.

"Shop bring me to when Harry Potter starts his first year. It's time we have some fun, now let's go buy stocks in all prosperous future buisness. This way I'll get some earth money and use it on other earths we visit. They should be using the same creation method, and maybe even bar codes."

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

We first cast powerful anti-scrying spells on ourselfs.This is to prevent Dumbledore and the ministry from seeing our futures.

This time ,instead of the shop disappearing when we exited. It stood there as a blue police box, in the corner of the street. Any onlookers would think it belonged there, unless they were very smart ,clever, imaginative people. Sauron looked at it and raised his eyebrow and said "Really?"

"Wasn't me but I think it works well." I replied while he scoffed. "As long as you don't have me turn into a girl, to keep the theme the same." He chuckles.

"I wouldn't dream of it ,as the thought of being in bed with your true form. Is a thing of horror movies." I retorted and he snorted at that then said "At least my true form is menacing and something to fear not cuddle."

"Tch, Touchy." I replied then ran off looking like the 10th doctor. Noone will notice ,who I'm impersonating till its years later. We then went to a muggle pawn shop, we arrived at the desk and see a scruffy man. He looked like he belonged in an alley not a shop.

"Oi what do you two want?" He said in a very unfriendly way.

"I would like to sell you a top grade diamond ring, unless your shop doesn't want them that is."

I said holding up a rock I found on my way here, it's got a genjutsu on it to look like a ring. I was nice enough to reform it to fit like one. The difference is, they will see a golden diamond ring; while it's just a rock ring. Since it's for display only, noone will notice. His eyes go wide then takes it and inspects it.

"My god this thing has to be at least 100 carat diamond and 24 karat gold. Your lucky you came to my shop, as we are the only one who could purchase this. In exchange I'll give you 100,000 pounds, this would be worth more; but unless you have proof of purchase to go with it. I cant give you more then this." I nodded while putting a genjutsu on him, so he doesnt melt it and recast it. Thus exposing it. He then calls his apprentice and says "Go get one of the briefcase out of the big vault. There should be 100k in it I need the whole thing." He looked in shock ,but noticed the diamond and nodded then took off. He came back and the shop owner handed the briefcase to me and smiled.

"There you go, I will lead you out as we will be closing up the shop. You 'ere meh everyone 'lse, git The bloody hell out of my shop!!"

People groaned but they knew the shop owners dark background, so they didnt dare say no. Except one poor bloke."Oi, what is this special treatment or s-" He never finished ,as a gunshot noise ran through the shop.

"Butch clean this up, I don't want to smell 'anytin when your done! Sorry about that ,some people don't know when to listen." He said smiling innocently.

"Mind if I ask why you didn't just try that with us?" I asked intrigued.

"Well you don't live long in the mob, without instincts and mine screamed to not mess with you two." He said while sweating bullets as he then seen us smile viciously.

"Indeed, wouldnt be much of a building left otherwise." I said cackling causing a shiver down his spine, confirming his instincts.

"Well we better be off now, as death waits for noone." I said then we disapeared in black smoke. Leaving the three shop keepers stunned.

"Umm boss who were they?" Butch asked.

"Its best we all forget this ever happened, as I have a feeling they are demons or something."

He said shivering.

"T-that most made me feel soo defenseless, like I could die any second." the apprentice said.

[Back with the mc inside a muggle bank.]

"I would like to make an account and invest in these business." I hand the teller the brief case and the list which had IBM, Dell,apple,coke-cola,

nvidia, and amazon ect.

"Are you sure most of these are new companies and I can't guarantee any insurance policy with them." She said but looked at the amount of money. I nodded and said "I'm sure, I do my research and my gut tells me it will work out well." She nods and leads us to her manager who sits down with us. Asks us various questions ect. We ended up paying him 10k to make identities for us, as we aren't registered citizens. However he did see we looked and spoke in their accent. The rest went into the investments, of course I used genjutsu for extra persuasion.

"If you need more money for investments and other things, I could make some avatars to go after stashes of the underworld ;around the planet. Even if we only take 10k from each ,that would be at least 10million." Sauron suggested.

"Very well. That sounds good, also find out where grindlewald went. As I'm sure the love potion, left Dumbledore with side effects. Like at least not wanting to kill him." I replied he made his avatar clones ,then we headed to our next destination Daigon alley. Sauron led the way as he knows this world in and out, even though its diffrent ;the buildings were basically 99.999% the same. We arrived at the wall, in time to see it opened for young Harry Potter.

Hagrid seen us and motioned that we can follow him.

"Oh my is that the Harry Potter, poor boy having to deal with all this fame and lies; that were created to hype up your fame."

The boy looks at me and nervously scratched his head and chuckled.

"Y-eah its alot to take in, but what about lies you mentioned?" Hagrid inturrupted and said

"We ought 'ta 'urry, we 'ave ' lots to do." He then grabbed harry by the wrist and walked away.

After they got far enough.

"It seems he's being controlled by Dumbledore, even half giants are more violent then wizards are. Maybe when he was younger, he just wanted him there for background sake. That's why he wasn't at Hogwarts for long, as it was too taxing to keep him giving him directions."

I said and Sauron nodded then said.

"In my world that's what he did, otherwise he would have been expelled for fighting or being too stupid."

We then walked to borgin and burkes shop in knockturn alley.The shop is quite large, dusty, and dimly lit, with a large stone fireplace. There was a glass case nearby held a withered hand on a cushion, a blood-stained pack of cards, and a staring glass eye. Evil-looking masks stared down from the walls, an assortment of human bones lay upon the counter, and rusty, spiked instruments hung from the ceiling.

"Ahh now this is my kind of place, I can practically hear all the screaming souls ;of the diseased." Sauron said. Baby DW whom I had the entire time, of course with a special genjutsu and notice me not charm. This made it so only people who I wish to see it will.

"What do we have today, two very powerful wizards I can see. I would never have thought one could use that spell to make a pet. I-"

Borgin was inturrupted when Baby DW hops down growing in size then growls at him.

"Its best to not call deathwing here a pet, also don't insult him as hes quite unforgiving and made of hell flames."

Their eyes widen and they pale. Borgin then says "I'm sorry, I didnt mean to insult your magmatic self deathwing. I am borgin and this is burke at your service." They both bow thinking

'They have to be demons to access that flame, what have we done to being them to our shop!!'

"Hmm that's acceptable as for what we are here for, we need some new minions and with your connections your the perfect pair. Congratulations you should be honored!" I said they both started shaking, then reaching for their wands.'I wouldn't be doing this, if your souls wasnt so tainted.' Before they could we use our magical aura ,to push them to the ground. I then walk up to them and grabbed their twigs and snapped them.

"Now, now that's not how humans welcome their new masters. Demons perhaps but humans no. Now that we have your full attention, and since no harm was done. Your souls wont be taken, but we are in need of new doppelgangers. Nyarlathotep would you be able to turn them into new beings?"

I looked at him as he nods and changes to his true form. While keeping them from going mad.

"Y-YOUR REAL?!!!!" They both screamed in horror only to be silenced the second after.

"Although we like the sound of your screaming, we dont want the attention of others. Yet, anyways you will be forgetting about everything tonight. Also you wont know of what you became, but whenever we give you commands you will heed them and remember. Don't act like your the victims ,as I can see your tainted souls.

Nyarlathotep if you will."

He nods and says "Yes master, hold still this will only hurt for one second. Although it will be the most painful time of your life, making the cruciatus curse ;pale in comparison."

They both begin squirming to the door, but small black tentacles enter their orifices. As soon as they were done ,we removed then silencing spell. They now looked like slenderman ,but with tentacles. Their teeth, and fingers were all now sharp serrated tenticles.

They then bowed and said. "What do you need masters."

"We need wizard money, ten thousand galleons should do for now. That will be all as Nyarlathotep, will take the useful memories you have. You will run the underworld for us, and report major events to us using this spell. [Message] Here is the information on how to use it."

They nod and transform back to their normal selfs, then we noticed someone entered the shop. We turned around slowly and seen Lucius Malfoy ,who was currently gaping in shock and shaking in fear. He was currently now on the ground, trying to back up as we held him down with our mana aura.

"Look who we have here, dont worry we don't need you for anything, so your just going to need to forget about this." We removed his memories and left the shop with what we wanted; in normal human form.

[Flashback lucius malfoy P.O.V]

I recently obtained a new dark artifact that I wanted to sell ,so I decided to go to borgin and burkes. Before I pick up malfoy to go shopping soon. I heard a scream but that's normal in this alley, but it came from the shop. So I at least wanted to see, the victim grovel. It's like a free show, and I don't have to pay a sickle. When I arrived at the shop I stared in shock, as I seen two grotesque creatures; turn into borgin and burkes.

"You will run the underworld for us, and report major events to us using this spell. [Message] Here is the information on how to use it." I heard the most human looking one say.

Not just that, but I seen what's supposed to be Nyarlathotep true form. Its said to make the viewer go mad, but with the smile on his face; as they turned around. I was truley scared more so then ever before, not even the dark lord made me this scared. Not that I would ever dare say so. That's supposed to be made up by a cult of dark wizards, just to gather fear energy from beleivers. At least that's what I thought, but it's real and its him!!! I'm his pray and he's going to enjoy it till I'm dead or worse!!! 'I need to get out of here!' I then felt immensive magical pressure keeping me down on the ground. 'Dammit is this how I die!!! I'm sorry Narcissa and Draco, I couldn't be the man I wanted to be. To be free of Voldemort and be the one in charge for once. To bring happiness to our family ,I failed you. No I mustn't give up I need to move!!' I started squirming away then i heard "Look who we have here, dont worry we don't need you for anything. So your just going to need to forget about this." I heard from the normal looking one say,then everything went black.