9 Ch. 9

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It's been a couple of days since we started our binge session of the Naruto manga/anime. We just finished the last movie and were sitting there in silence. It had been like this the last couple of days when I tried to talk. I got shushed by either Tsunade or Shizune, heck even Tonton shushed me in her own little way. I expected them to ask a bunch of questions but to my surprise, they didn't. So me and my bright ideas department thought it would be good to start the dialogue.

Zach: "So, any questions concerns?"

Tsunade just stared at me like I asked something really stupid.

Tsunade: "I've pretty much gotten the gist of everything from the videos and drawings. It's pretty unsettling what has and will take place."

Zach: "I do have a question though, what point in the story are ya'll from?"

Shizune: "From the stories here it seems like we're a little before the chunin exams. We've heard talk that they will be happening in 3 months."

Tsunade and Tonton nodded their heads in agreement with Shizune.

Tsunade: "So first off, we will let the events of the Chunin trials happen. Not because I want to be Hokage, but mainly so we can see how accurate these stories are. If they are true we have a lot of work to do, I don't know if me and Shizune can do it all alone so we'll have to find someone or multiple someones trustworthy and level headed enough to use this information for the betterment of everyone."

Zach: "You're just pissed at your old sensei for all the fuck ups he left you within the show."

After I said that I cringed, and thought of the saying Insert foot into mouth. My mouth overloaded my brain and I got punched in my arm. Rubbing where she punched me, I just kept telling myself it's in a loving kind of way and she can change.

Tsunade: "You're partially right, that Danzo is a fucking asshole. First thing I'm going to do when I become Hokage is kill his ass."

Shizune: "You know you can't do that Lady Tsunade the civilian council is already in his pocket and would brand you as a traitor.

Tsunade: "DO YOU SEE WHAT HE'S DOING TO MY GRANDFATHER'S VILLAGE?!"

Zach: "Tsunade enough! We will deal with him when the time comes. I don't need you to go off and play the hero as soon as we go into your world. I'm sure you haven't forgotten that you're pregnant with my baby nonetheless. So you're going to need to think things through from now on and can't rely on just your fists and Shizune's pocketbook. By the way, Shizune, how the heck did you keep getting money? They never really explained it in the show.

I could see Tsunade starting to bristle at me for admonishing her, then she started to settle down when I talked about our child. Then her face gave a look of firm resolve. Shizune on the other hand became bright red after my question and started poking her index fingers together.

Shizune: "Well, you know how Jiraiya has the Icha Icha books? I kind of made Reverse Icha Icha."

Tsunade looked at Shizune with eyes wide and they looked like they were sparkling.

Tsunade: "Oh my Shizune why did you never tell me?! I love those books. I thought you knew someone and that's how I always got a copy early!"

Shizune: "I'm just lucky that people like them enough to keep us afloat. But right now we need a plan of action."

Zach: "I've been thinking about that. First I want to use the rest of the money I have in my world to buy some supplies and maybe see if Hephaestus has a workshop here in the Inn that I can use until we can get a home."

Tsunade: "That sounds like a good start but I'd much rather you start to learn fuinjutsu from Shizune at least the basics. Maybe it can be used as a basis for whatever enchanting Hephaestus was talking about. Me and Shizune will go do some recon around Tanzaku for the time being and see what else we can find."

Molding that over in my mind I like where she was going with the fuinjutsu. Just thinking about the fuinjutsu had my mind wandering over to the Uzumaki Clan.

Zach: "We need to go save Karin and her mom." (A/N: Mom's still alive in my story.)

With that sentence, I got another death stare from Tsunade. I put my hands up trying to placate her.

Zach: "Woah Woah don't look at me like that. I'm just thinking that since the Senju and Uzumaki are practically cousins we can at least save a couple of them. You know your grandmother would want that."

Softening her gaze Tsunade started to think it through.

Tsunade: "How will we get them though, you know the Village Hidden in the Grass won't let them go. Not with the healing powers they have."

Zach: "That's where you and Shizune come in. During this month I'm going to try and figure out a way to make a vehicle that runs on chakra. Y'all will drive to her village and pick her up in secrecy. We know the village is going to get attacked and destroyed so we just have to weather the storm and keep them hidden until then. Heck, the attack might be sooner if word got out they lost their healers."

Tsunade and Shizune were both nodding their heads agreeing with the plan.

Tsunade: "But how will we convince them to come with us?"

I gave her a wide smile.

Zach: "If you were an Uzumaki who knows about their past. What would you do when the granddaughter of Mito Uzumaki shows up at your door and says she's coming to take you and your daughter away from a life of abuse and neglect?"

Shizune pointed her finger at me.

Shizune: "Lady Tsunade, he does have a point there."

Tsunade: "Fine! We'll go with that plan, but first, you need to learn fuinjutsu! I'm not walking over there and back. So make this vehicle of yours!"

Shizune got a mischievous grin and looked at me like a cat would look at a mouse.

Zach: "Uhhhh Tsunade, she's scaring me."

Tsunade just laughed at me as she went over to their luggage and pulled out a stack of papers, a calligraphy brush and a bottle of ink.

Tsunade: "This is going to be so much fun watching you struggle, I'll count us even for you calling me fat."

With that, my learning of Fuinjutsu started.