45 Ch. 45

(A/N: Happy New Years! I'd count this as a double chapter 2.8k words.)

--Tsunade's POV--

It has been 12 hours since we started the operation on Lee, his bones were almost literally broken into dust. In times like these, I wish that we had some of the bone-growing stuff from Harry Potter, but then again I want to keep Zach away from that damn big tittied goth. We don't need to owe those gods any more favors than we already do!

As I wiped my forehead clean of sweat, I marveled at the pristine work me and Shizune had done. It was mainly Shizune because I had to sit down every couple of hours and rest. Sitting down I motioned for Shizune to take Lee out of the room and to his recovery room. With a sigh, I relaxed as I thought about how I'm gonna have Zach spoil me tonight with a foot, back, and shoulder massage. Maybe I'd even give him a little reward for his efforts.

After sitting for half an hour Shizune dragged herself back in, showing the exhaustion that she had been hiding for the last couple of hours. She came over and sat down next to me, which I placed my arm around her and brought her in for a side hug.

Tsunade: "You did great today Shizune."

Shizune: "Thank you Lady Tsunade."

Tsunade: "Quit that, you more like family now. I can honestly say that I've taught you everything I know about medicine."

Shizune stiffened at that and I just held her tighter in the side hug.

Shizune: "What does that mean Lady Tsunade?"

Tsunade: "It means that you are my equal now, so stop calling me Lady."

Shizune: "Yes Lad-"

I just bonked her on the head lightly.

Shizune: "Yes Tsunade, thank you. Does that mean that I'll have to move out?"

Tsunade: "Only if you want to, but I'd hope you wouldn't."

She leaned her head on my shoulder and we just sat there for a bit longer. After a while I decided it was time to go home, I've got a man to spoil me. With that thought, I removed my arm from around Shizune and patted her on her thigh, and got up with a groan.

Tsunade: "I can't wait until these two are out of me. I'm so tired of being a walking balloon and being sore!"

Shizune: "But you'll be in the exact position within the next year you know. The way you two go at it, I'll be surprised you're not pregnant again a month after you have the twins!"

I gave her a fake pout and gave her a soft punch to her arm. She started to bust out laughing, causing my mask to crack and I joined her in the laughing fit. After calming down we made our way out of the hospital and towards home.

Tsunade: "Yeah, we'll have to figure something out. I want as many kids as he'll let me have, but I don't want to be eternally pregnant! I saw in some of the medical books from his world something called an IUD that will prevent pregnancy. If we try any surgical methods, they'll probably be healed because of the divine blessing."

Shizune: "True, or he could only sleep with your Shadow clones."

Tsunade: "But that means I'd have to wait! I want to be in on the action, not a cuck queen."

Shizune: "Well, maybe you should get used to anal then?"

I just stared her down as we continued to walk.

Shizune: "What? You don't want to be a little adventurous?

Tsunade: "I'd rather be eternally knocked up then take his big cock in my ass."

Shizune: "Hey, I'm just giving you options!"

Tsunade: "Who are you to give me options, Miss Virgin. Maybe you should try it and get back to me on how you liked it."

Shizune: "Oh? You're telling me I should get Zach to fuck me in the ass and report back? You did say we were equal."

Shizune gave me a mischievous smile, but I was having none of it. I stared Shizune down while emitting killing intent, and the sound of death emitted from my voice.

Tsunade: "He is mine, and will only be mine. Don't even joke about it."

Shizune stood straight as a board and nodded her head in acknowledgment.

Shizune: "Yes Lady Tsunade."

I released the pressure I was emitting and smiled brightly at her.

Tsunade: "Good, come with me tomorrow morning when Jiraiya, Shima, and Fukasaku come out of the Time Chamber. That will be your punishment."

Shizune: "Yes Lady Tsunade."

Tsunade: "Quit that!"

Shizune: "I will Lady Tsunade."

All I could do was sigh and keep walking back home. I had scared the poor girl back into her submissive mode. She just needs time to return to normal, but I catch her trying to woo Zach. I don't care who she is, she's gone. Bad enough the Goddesses circle him like a hawk, I don't need more circling him.

As we entered the compound I saw Naruto laying face down in the middle of the walkway. He looked up at me with red eyes.

Naruto: "Baa-Chan, I'm so hungry!"

Tsunade: "Where is everyone?

Naruto: " Karin and her mom had gone out on the town, I wanted to train some more so I didn't go. But I saw Zach go into that giant room with the Pervy Sage and the toads."

Tsunade: ���He. Did. What?"

I was grinding my teeth at hearing that. I couldn't believe what I was hearing, I explicitly told him not to go in there and try and perfect that technique.

Naruto: "Yeah, I saw Zach run to his workshop after you left. He came out with his laptop and went in with Pervy Sage."

Tsunade: "Thank you Naruto. Here is some Ryo for you to buy some ramen. Please get me and Shizune some Miso Ramen."

I tossed Naruto my money pouch and he caught it smoothly. He jumped with a fist in the sky yelling "Believe it!" I just tuned him out and turned to Shizune.

Tsunade: "Get me a nice comfy chair and bring it out front of the Time Chamber. I'm going to wait right there for him, and bring a table to and chair for yourself."

Shizune: "Yes Lady Tsunade."

Making my way towards the time chamber my anger kept rising. With each step I took, I unconsciously kept putting more strength into my steps. By the time I realized I lost control of my strength, the area around me was shaking and I looked back to see craters where I had stepped. Non-plussed at that I just kept walking and stood outside the door staring at it and channeling my fury.

-- Zach POV at that time inside the Time Chamber--

It's going on the 26th hour that me and Jiraiya have been fighting. He's gotten a lot better with his Taijutsu and Kenjutsus, and the other weapons I had created for him. Right now we were fighting with spears and shields like the Romans used. All our shirts have already been destroyed with the fights within the 1st month. By month 2 of our fighting session, we had to make a rule of no lower body shots, since we don't want to see each other's dicks.

As Jiraiya was coming at me with an overhead strike I suddenly felt a terrifying aura barreling down on me. That caused me to freeze up and let Jiraiya land a hard hit on my shoulder. Dropping down to one knee I gritted my teeth in regret and looked back up. I could see Jiraiya dancing around like a kid who got all the candy in a pinata.

Jiraiya: "HA I FINALLY WON ONE! TAKE THAT!"

Zach: "It was a fluke. I felt the scariest gaze on my back when you were coming down with that overhead strike. That's how you managed to win."

Jiraiya: "SUREE! You're just mad that I finally beat you!"

Zach: "Yeah whatever. I think Tsunade has figured out that I'm in here."

Jiraiya stopped his celebration dance and stared at me.

Jiraiya: "Why would you say that?"

Zach: "There is only 1 person I'm scared of, and it sure ain't you."

Jiraiya just winced at that connecting the dots. Then he lowered his head and said a prayer for me. I just walked over to him and bonked him on the back of his head.

Zach: "I'm not dead yet!"

Jiraiya: "Maybe If you pray hard enough the gods will save you!"

Hephaestus and Dionysus appeared at that moment.

Heph: "Yeah no, I'm not getting in the middle of that."

I looked over at Dionysus.

Dio: "Don't look at me!"

Zach: "Well shit.��

Aphrodite appeared after that.

Zach: "NO!"

She pouted and wrapped her arms around the two other gods.

Aphrodite: "Good, because I didn't come for you. These two promised me a four-way and they left when I brought in Cerberus."

Me and Jiraiya just looked at the three in disgust. The Gods and Goddess just laughed and disappeared. Looking at Jiraiya with a disgusted look he just mirrored back my feelings.

Jiraiya: "I thought I was a pervert, but these gods are fucking crazy. Why the hell do you still associate with them?"

Zach: "I have to, they allowed me to meet my soul-mate."

Jiraiya: "I don't know if that was a fair trade or not."

I just shrugged.

Zach: "As long as they don't force me to participate I'm fine with it. To each their own, even if it is weird as shit."

Jiraiya: "I hear ya on that, I just wish I could find a kinky girl like Aphrodite. But not that kinky, just someone open-minded."

Zach: "What about Shizune? I know she has a voyeur tendency, I've caught her countless times secretly watching me and Tsunade."

Jiraiya gaped at me with that comment.

Jiraiya: "She's young enough to be my daughter! Plus she's Dan's niece!"

Zach: "So? Remember, your body is her age now. Don't forget she is the competitor to your Icha Icha books. So he has to have a freaky side like you."

Jiraiya brought his hand up to his chin and started rubbing it.

Jiraiya: "I'll think about it, I'm still not used to being this handsome again."

Zach: "Time is one thing we got plenty of, but don't take too long. Others might have the same idea as you."

I left him with that thought and made my way to the kitchen to cook us some dinner before we passed out. Shortly after I started Jiraiya arrived and sat at the table and stared off in space in his own little world. The two teenage again love birds showed up and I gave them their pre-prepared meals and they left to go back to their tadpoles. Finishing up the meal I plated it and brought it over to the table, placing one in front of Jiraiya and the other at my spot. Sitting down to eat it was time to figure out what Jiraiya wants to do for the remainder of our time here.

Zach: "So Jiraiya, with the weapons you can take on the majority of the shinobis and samurais in the world. What do you want to do for the remainder of the time here?"

Jiraiya finished his bite and thought for a second as I started in on the food.

Jiraiya: "I think we should start working with the chakra weights. More chakra, and more muscle. You can't go wrong with that."

I just nodded and we finished our food and dragged ourselves to our rooms and passed the fuck out. The sleep left me with nightmares the whole night of what Tsunade was going to do to me after the time was up in the chamber. Good thing we were done with the fight training.

--Tsunade POV--

It's early in the morning and I've been sitting out here all night. Shizune had started a fire and kept it fed. By now my explosive anger has grown into a quiet rage, waiting to be unleashed on the deserving party. Looking over a Shizune I could see her softly snoring with Ton Ton in the chair she brought over for herself. She had loosened back up a couple of hours after we started waiting for the boys and toads to get out.

Looking at my watch it showed that any minute now they would be leaving the chamber. I gently reached over and shook Shizune awake.

Tsunade: "Shizune, it's almost time for them to come out."

Slowly coming awake, Shizune looked at me with a sleepy face and drool running down her side.

Shizune: "Wha-what?"

Tsunade: "Time to wake up and wipe the drool off your face."

Shizune bolted up and fussed around the table for a napkin and wiped the drool off her face. She straightened up in her chair and put her game face on. I love this girl, show solidarity with me and my righteous anger.

After waiting a couple more minutes we heard a noise coming from the door. I straightened up and crossed one leg over the other and stared hard at the door. As it opened, smoke came pouring out followed by 4 chihuahua sized toads who were spouting a lot of nonsense. Shima and Fukasaku came out hand in hand in their own little world following their kids. Shima looked at me and her eyes widened.

Shima: "Kids, honey it's time to go home."

Fukasaku looked at what she was looking at and saw me sitting there. His eyes went wide and typed F in the chat.

Fukasaku: "Come here kids, it's time to go."

The toad family gathered and disappeared with a puff of smoke.

A few seconds after that Jiraiya came out without a shirt and had short shorts that looked like they went to hell and back. I haven't seen him that ripped before, and I was still single he'd be right up my alley. Looking over to Shizune I could see her staring at Jiraiya's mouth hanging open and drooling, along with a nosebleed. All I could do was snicker in my mind at the maiden next to me.

Composing myself for what was next to come I waited for Zach to come out of the time chamber. It took a full minute for him to come out behind Jiraiya who was looking like a kid caught doing something bad. When he walked out, his clothes or lack thereof were in the same state as Jiraiya. They must have been fighting the whole time to be in that state. Keeping a straight face in front of the sight of his chiseled body was the 2nd hardest thing I'd ever done.

He looked at me sheepishly and like a kicked dog.

Zach: "Hey honey."

Tsunade: "Jiraiya, Shizune. Leave."

They didn't say anything and got the hell out of there faster than I've ever seen them move before. Zach came walking up to me with his arms open going for a hug. I held my hand out and placed it on his chest, stopping him.

Tsunade: "You know why I'm here?"

Zach: "I went inside the chamber to-"

Tsunade: "Stop."

Zach: "Let me finish for on-"

Tsunade: "NO! YOU DON'T LISTEN! I TOLD YOU TO NOT DO THIS! YET YOU STILL WENT!"

I was balling my hand into a fist on his chest. Tears were starting to run down my face. Zach reached his hand out and tried to wipe my tears, I just turned away from him.

Tsunade: "Leave, I don't want to see you right now."

His hand dropped lifelessly.

Zach: "You won't let me explain?"

Tsunade: "There is not a good explanation for what you did. I need time alone."

My heart was hurting, I wanted to forgive him. But for him to go into the room to perfect Impure World Resurrection is completely inhumane. It's practically enslaving the dead, he should just let them rest. No one deserves that, not even Danzo. I lowered my head, I didn't want to see him, I needed to be strong.

Zach: "It's not wha-"

Tsunade: "I said leave, please."

I could hear Zach sigh, and before I realized it I felt lips touch my forehead for a brief second. Followed by an "I love you" in my ear. When I looked up I saw that I was all alone in the courtyard. That's when everything in me broke, placing my elbows on my knees I started crying into my hands.