31 Ch. 31

--Zach POV--

Looking at the two women who were floating on top of the large puddle, I knew this would not end up how I would like it. It gave me a flashback to when Tsunade and I were back in Tanzaku, on one of the days where we spent the whole day together. We decided to explore more anime other than Naruto, running across a show that had a bunch of gods and a dungeon. The anime followed a good kid, who was influenced by his lecherous grandfather, and a big tittied loli who is as dumb as Naruto.

Hestia: "You're right, Hecate. He does think mean things all the time."

Frowning at that, I tried to get in a word otherwise but was beat to the punch by Hecate.

Hecate: "Yes, he does have a foul mind, but he's quite handy and generous. Plus, if he tries, he can be smooth, he can surely help you."

Dread started to creep into me trying to guess the favors I would have to owe them. Standing up I was prepared to bargain with the bi, I mean with the two lovely women.

Hecate: "State it clearly what you want and we'll tell you the price you have to pay."

Zach: "I need help modifying this seal, it contains portions of Minato and Kushina's souls. I want to strengthen them, so when Naruto removes the seals he can talk to his parents any time he wants."

Hestia: "Awwwwwwwwww! Of course, I will he-"

Smack!

Hecate: "Stop it, you need help, make that your price."

Hestia rubbed the back of her head where Hecate had smacked her. With a pout to Hecate, she turned back to me and let out a radiant smile.

Hestia: "I want you to help me win over Bell-kun!"

Yup, this is dumb.

Zach: "Do you realize that he was raised by Zeus and quite possibly is his grandson?"

Her face went blank there, I guess she didn't realize that. Looking over to Hecate she just facepalmed and shook her head, guess she knew. Going back to the one who has more boob-power then brainpower, I continued the destruction of her perfect little fantasy.

Zach: "So, let us think about what that entails, Zeus has always wanted a harem, but Hera would never let him have one. What do you think he would pass down to the grandson he raised alone, with no other gods interfering?"

Seeing Hestia deflate over time, I started to feel sorry for her.

Zach: "If you want to be with him, you'll have to share. We can try to get you the spot as the first wife, but you'll have to accept other lovers in the relationship."

Seeing the disheartened loli kind of made me sad, so I walked over and gave her a side hug. She started to break down in a sob and I just looked to Hecate to help a brother out here. Hecate just looked at me with an evil smile, guess it's payback for Hogwarts. I knew I shouldn't have burned the place down.

After crying herself out, Hestia's spirit started to rise and she was getting out of her funk. Looking at her resolve starting to harden, I let go of the side hug. She then looked me in the eye and nodded her head.

Hestia: "DEAL! Come on, Hecate, let's help him now!"

Hecate facepalmed at how simple Hestia is, but who can blame her, Hestia is the perverted female version of Naruto.

Hecate: "I haven't even stated my terms yet. I want you."

Zach: "Nope, na-uh, no way, niet."

Hecate pouted at that and crossed her arms, highlighting her big tittied gothiness. She's looking for love in the wrong place, but that just gave me an idea.

Zach: "I do know someone who might be good for you. Might have to de-age him a bit and come to the Naruto world for a bit, but I definitely can set you up. Plus he's independent and travels a lot, so it will give you time away from him to tend to your bar in the Harry Potter world!"

Hecate raised an eyebrow at that, and I kept my mind blank, so that way she wouldn't know who I was going to ship her with. After staring at me for what felt like an hour, she just nodded her head in acceptance. Giving a fist pump that I don't have to go to that shitty world, and killing two birds with one stone.

With all that taken care of, we got to work on the seal. Hestia started strengthening the souls with the parental love the two had left behind when they sealed Kurama in it. Using my enchanting knowledge, I formed the base of the seal while Hecate worked around it, improving it so that the souls can come and go when they pleased and where not trapped in one place. Thank the gods that mindscape time is so much slower than real-time because it felt like it took us weeks to finish it.

By the time we were done all of us were sweating and panting. I didn't realize how straining this would have been, I got off cheap on the favors this time. I bowed to the two women for the help, when the silhouettes of a man and a woman appeared. The blonde man had a big grin on his face while the red-head was ugly crying but also with a big smile.

Minato: "Thank you."

After that Minato squeezed Kushina's shoulder and then disappeared. That brought a tear to my eye thinking about how I would feel if I was in their shoes. Looking over at the two I saw Hestia ugly crying and Hecate just wiping moisture from her eyes.

Hecate: "It's just sweat I wasn't crying."

Uhhh-huh, I don't believe that for one second, you are a big softy. Don't worry, I won't tell your future husbando that, let him feel your wrath.

Zach: "I want to thank you two again, I plan on helping you Hestia when the three-year gap happens in this world. It should only be a couple of months away. But I'd like to bring my family over because I don't want to be far away, I love them after all."

I had her when I said family, I'm so smooth. She nodded her head vigorously, so caught up in her own world thinking about Bell-kun. Love does crazy things to you, hell I would know. But she is crazy in love, going into that much debt for the boy. I'll be sure to help her out some, she is a good person at the end of the day, unlike most of the Greek gods I've met.

Bidding adieu to them, I left Naruto's mindscape and came back to reality. Looking at the clock it looked like only 30 minutes had passed. Taking my hand off his head I just smiled at him before leaving the room. Making my way over to my room to let Tsunade know I'm home, I started to think about the project I had lined up. I was going to make Teuchi a full kitchen set, it will be my finest set as a thank you present.

Reaching our room I opened the door to see my beautiful wife sleeping there. Sneaking over to the bed I gave her a kiss on her forehead which she replied with a mumble and swatting me away. Smiling at her antics, I headed back out the door and down to the smithy.

Entering the smithy I shot a quick prayer to see if Hephaestus would help me with something. He showed up the instant I prayed to him, startling me for a bit. No, I didn't yelp and if I did it was a manly yelp, you can't prove otherwise!

Hephaestus: "Nah, it was a girly one."

Zach: "Traitor."

Hephaestus: "So, what's up, you usually never call me to the forge."

Zach: "I'm going to make something for someone who did the right thing."

Hephaestus: "Do go on, you know I don't like guessing games."

Zach: "I want to create a full kitchen set for Teuchi. I figured that since you're such a Naruto fan that you would want to join in on the creation. He was the closest person to Naruto growing up, and never treated him like a monster."

Looking over to Hephaestus, I could see embers of excitement in his eyes, he really liked this idea. Hephaestus clapped me on my shoulder, gave a hearty laugh, and headed to the forge. Following right behind him, I donned on my leather apron and prepared for a long night of work.

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