A TECHNICAL LEGAL AND IMPORTANT ANONYMOUS NOTE FROM "MR RASCAL" AND "MR RAKE"

It has come to our attention that a certain "Ms. Bunny" (real name undisclosed to protect the privacy of her victims) has been circulating a short publication entitled THE CLUES OF LOVE which she claims to be "fiction" on the platform called "Webnovel."

We, the plaintiffs, "Mr. Rascal" and "Mr. Rake" (real names undisclosed to protect the plaintiffs' privacy) were shocked and outraged by the flagrant plagiarism on our super private lives and the slanderous and undoubtedly falsified claims about our noble personages.

In lieu of the public repercussions and immeasurable mental anguish the plaintiffs had suffered. Mr Rascal and Mr Rake demands the following:

Part 1: A public apology and a portion of proceeds from the sales of the above-mentioned written text to be paid to Mr Rake.

Part 2: which will remain undisclosed to be paid to Mr Rascal. ;P

Furthermore, the plaintiffs, Mr. Rascal and Mr. Rake would also like to take the opportunity to refute the publication THE CLUES OF LOVE by Ms Bunny point by point in excruciatingly embaressing details. Because of our exceeding commitment towards the freedom of free speech and the truth and nothing but the truth.

In Chapter 1 of THE CLUES OF LOVE:

Ms Bunny has claimed that

"I could count all the times XXX* had made roll call this year in one hand."

(*Name censored to protect the victim's privacy)

Mr. Rake would like to point out that he had made "roll call" 6 times, inclusive of the morning itself, so this could not be true, unless Ms Bunny secretly has six fingers.

Furthermore, her list of monikers in reference to the plaintiffs were demeaning and offensive to aquatic life, bananas, stupid people, and beloved classic tales written by a pedophile about the adventures of the charming underaged minor he was in love with.

ORIGINAL

"Nevermind peanut butter and jelly, XXXXX* and my brother were like:

1. SpongeBob Squarepants and Patrick Starfish

2. B1 and B2 (if you've ever watched Bananas in Pyjamas - yes, that's a real show)

3. Dumb and Dumber

4. Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum"

(*Name censored to protect the victim's privacy)

Therefore, Ms Bunny must make remands and along with her public apology to those above-mentioned parties, inclusive of all related parties not exhaustive of aquatic life with vertebrae, all fruits including vegetables that are true fruit e.g. tomatoes, people who are borderline stupid or use the hashtag #YOLO on a regular basis, and all children's literary characters including those featured in nursery rhymes, with the exception of inanimate characters such as the "ring around the roses" and "London Bridge"

Ms Bunny must amend her publication, replacing the above mentioned original paragraph with the following amended original and wholesome references.

AMENDED

Nevermind peanut butter and jelly, XXXXX and my brother were like:

1. Prince Charming and Prince Dashing

2. Ben and Jerry's

3. Handsome and Handsomer

4. The Witch, the Lion, and the Wardrobe

Should we continue? Let us know.