the dangerous problem

Austin: why

Corbin: what grade are you

Austin: sophomore

Corbin: she's an eighth grader like me and we dated a few years before I even knew Skylar

Austin: well she won't bother you I promise

Corbin: I hope she has changed

Austin: shhhh

Austin: Sky get him in your room or take him to the hot tub or something.

Sky: psh okay. Cmon

Corbin: she is bad  worse than Jeramy your other brother you were telling me about

Sky: she's what! I'll be right back babe hot tub is right there

I walk out of my room in my bathing suit and run up to my dad.

Sky: dad dad dad. Corbin said that Kia Austin's girlfriend is worse than Jeremy.

Dad: Austin Jackson Beiber get over here

Austin: what now, and you don't have to use my full name just to get me over here it's a bus

Dad: your girlfriend, is she more behaved or less behaved than Jeremy

Austin: umm. Well. Uh.

Dad: so she's worse. Why would you want her on here if she's gonna break all of the rules then I have to yell a lot. Really I don't want to do that. This tour is my break from Jeremy and all of his bad habits.

Austin: okay you could have just told me without my full name. Who told you all of that stuff

Dad: it was your sister but it's okay

Austin: Skylar rose I'm gonna kill you

Sky: uh oh

Corbin: rose that a pretty name Skylar rose aww

Sky: yeah but my brothers not kidding about killing me he will do it

Corbin: he has to get past me first

Sky: I said that to before when he was mad that never worked out for me he goes full body builder on your ass. He's gonna go full wrestler on my ass.

Austin: where are you

Dad: AUSTIN!

Austin: shut the hell up dad Skylar where did you go.  

He stops and gasps

Austin: oh shit I just talked back to him

Skylar: yes

Corbin: what

Sky: he just talked back and cursed at my dad.

Corbin: yehe

Skylar: yeah that's why I curse so quietly now

Corbin: oh makes sense

We start listening to music with a lot of words in it

Both of us: haha, freedom from death

Dad: Skylar rose Beiber Corbin tanner rockie!!! GET OVER HERE NOW!!

omg why is he mad