5 A Tuna And A Trash Boy

The sun had already risen over the horizon as the ocean's waves crashed into the trash covered beach. This beach was left untouched and has had not only things washing up on shore but also trash that was dumped by others from the city. Within this huge trash heap, was a young boy around fourteen years of age. He was currently trying to pull a large metal container. His curly green hair was soaked in sweat as that same sweat rolled down his face to his chin before dripping onto the ground. This young man's name was Midoriya Izuku, All Might's chosen successor for his quirk One for All.

On top of the same container that Midoriya was trying to pull was a young girl with short blonde hair and silver eyes swinging her legs back and forth, singing a strange song. "Short and stubby~ Short and stubby~ Ugly in every way~."

"All Might! Please do something about her!" Midoriya yelled out. He did not know what the girl was doing, but no matter what, he could not budge the metal box he was pulling on with her on top of it. He had pulled all the way to this point before she had decided to take up position on top of it.

"Haha!" All Might walked over and placed his hand on Midoriya's shoulder and smiled brightly at him. "You are on your own."

Midoriya stared at All Might in disbelief. It was already a shocker to find out that the man he admired had a daughter. But what was more was that his daughter was very cute, it was just that…. When he showed up this morning, he was suddenly tied up in a metal cable while the girl laughed at him and called him a tuna. He had to wait for All Might to help release him before he could even start.

After that, it was one thing after another. He would be carrying something over his head only to trip over something that was not even there. This whole thing had repeated itself over and over, and now this! All he had heard all day was her maniacal laughter poking fun at all his weak points. And now it seemed even All Might was helpless around her!

Seeing Midoriya's distressed look, All Might couldn't help but feel a little bad for him. He gave a glance at Kali, who was sitting on top of the metal container, only for her to pout slightly before jumping off. "Never met a tuna that complained so much. Hurry up and get the beach cleaned." With this, she walked away, not caring about anything else.

She put her hands in her pockets as she walked down the street, feeling bored. When she thought about how weak the tuna was, she couldn't help but have a cold glint flash across her eyes. "I do not know what the shitty old man sees in that kid, but he better not waste the shitty old man's time or else I will get rid of him myself."

As she walked down the street, she saw a young man with spiky blonde hair kicking a dumpster. A sly grin appeared on her face as she spotted a new target of entertainment. She snuck up on him and stood behind him as he was busy kicking and punching the dumpster. "That dumb ass Deku! Does he think he can actually get into UA? If he shows himself, I will destr….."

*Bam!*

The young man was sent flying into the dumpster head first. Banging could be heard from inside as the young man suddenly yelled out: "Who the fuck did that!"

The young man's face was covered in some kind of sauce from the trash. His anger was about to explode. He tried to climb out and find the person who pushed him in, only to be just about out before feeling a strong tug on his body, sending him flying back into the dumpster. "Fuck! I will kill you!"

"Now, Now, little boys shouldn't swear so much. I mean, what if you scare a defenseless little girl? Right trash boy~?" Hearing the mocking voice flowing into his ears, the young man could no longer take it anymore. Flames show out of his hands as he rose up out of the dumpster to see a cute young girl around his age with short blonde hair and silver eyes sweetly smiling at him. He got so distracted that he flew too high and slammed the top of his head into a neon sign that was overhead, causing him to fall back down into the dumpster once more.

"Pffft! Hahahahaah! You are more amusing than the tuna!" Kali held her stomach as she watched the comedic scene in front of her. It was always interesting seeing the reactions of the boys her age. The tuna's face would go bright red as he tried to use his hands to hide his embarrassment if she got too close, and this one lost track of what he was doing. "Ahh, too much!"

With that, she turned and walked away, leaving the dazed boy in the trash to comprehend what had just happened. She felt a little better after seeing such a funny scene. She hoped UA would be an interesting place as well. She just wished she could find something that would cure her endless boredom. While playing pranks was fun, there was not much else that she could do to keep himself entertained. Even school, although she never attended when she was younger, was simple for her. She only needed to look at the book to understand it all.

"Help! He stole my purse!" A scream came down the street from Kali. She looked up to see a man with a shark head charging toward her with a purse in his hand. She didn't even try to move out of the way as she let out a sigh. As the man reached her, she reached out and grabbed his neck before slamming him head first into the sidewalk, burying it into the ground with his legs sticking straight up. Kali picked up the purse and walked over to the lady who screamed for help. "Keep a better hold on your things, lady."

"Huh? Ah! Thanks…." The woman was stunned for a moment before sincerely thanking Kali.

Kali just shrugged it off and kept walking, only lifting her hand to wave at the lady. Kali could only curse on the inside. It seemed some of the shitty old man's traits had somehow imprinted on her. She let out a sigh as she said: "So annoying."