1 prologue

(3rd pov)

Leo and Phil were both average people they had average face and while Leo was 5'11ft Phil was 6ft in height Leo had black eyes and hair and Phil had brown hair and hazed eyes, they were orphans that were abandoned at birth at the same orphanage though they were not related by blood they were as close as brothers and were inseparable currently they were 17yr and lived alone in a two-bedroom apartment that they had rented by working countless part time jobs they loved to watch anime and read manga and novels in their free time. They were currently running towards there high school as they were late this wasn't rare as both of would be super tried whenever they arrived home and would be late most of the time. After a few minutes of running they had arrived at their school and were running again to get to their classroom and as they rounded a corner they froze in front of them was sight they would have never suspected in front of them was a women wearing a black and red colored robe and had two horns on her head with a sword in her hand that was pointing towards a female student who was laying on the ground shaking while looking towards the women both of them hadn't noticed them and the women started to mumble something which was somehow heard by the boys

"That bastard I'll show him mocking my choice of anime"

The boys were confused after mumbling the women spoke out aloud in an anger voice

"What's wrong with saying that Boko No Pico is the best anime he didn't have to banish me well let's see how he will like it now hahahaha"

The women after saying that started to laugh out loud like a crazy person which scared the girl she screamed and run in the direction of Leo and Phil they both had the same though in their minds

'NO BITCH NOOO!'

When the girl ran the women looked in her direction and saw them and she smiling and slowly made her way towards and spoke

"why hello there what your favorite ani-"

Before she could finish Phil cut her off and spoke

"Wait a god damn minute bitch I need to confirm are those sword and horns real"

Then Leo looks at him with a deadpan expression "Really dude she looks like she is going to kill us are you really asking that"

While both of them where bickering the women was getting mad that she was ignored and then suddenly she sprouted wings from her back and charged at them Phil looked at them with a deadpan expression and said

"OH, so those where real"

And then both of them where frantically digging through the there bags then Leo had a scared and frantic expression and said

"OH HELL NO! Phil where the f**k is the holy hand grenade"

Then Phil said in a frantic voice "Bitch I forgot"

At this point in time the girl had stopped and was looking at them with a amused expression

Then Phil had a I idea and thought

(please work)

And he looked to Leo and screamed "Leo GTA style"

The reached into there pockets and pulled out one RPG each both of them thought that the person who spoke in their mind was a dream but it turns out to be true.

(A/n: wonder who that was)

After pulling out the RPGs they pointed them towards the women and then Phil spoke

"YOU PICK THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL! Or school you get what I mean"

WHOOSH!

The RPGs fired and then

BOOM!

The place where the women stood was now destroyed and opposite to it stood the boys who somehow had black shades on and both hold their hands up and showed their middle finger and started walking the other way

BANG!

when suddenly the roof and collapsed and a satellite fell on the boys killing them.