The Most Overused Trope

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"Stay here, I have a score to settle with this wannabe god."

I left Gan fall behind still shocked at how I had survived the lightning strike. I flapped my wings and headed straight for Upper yard. The plan was to confront Enel directly.

Just before I had even made it hafway there, a flash of electrical discharge appeared infront of my sight and my body spasmed in uncontrollable pain. I quickly encased myself in a shield and the attack ended. My clothes would be smoking if I hadn't adopted the practice of enhancing them with red all the time.

A tall shirtless man with long ear lobes and drums on his shoulders was floating, wait…floating? Enel could fly? What the…I don't remember…could he have tapped into the goro goro no mi's electromagnetism aspect? As expected of one of the strongest devil fruits in the world. Soon, it will be mine. He stared at me in astonishment and wariness before he quickly replaced it with an arrogant veneer.

"You're in the presence of a god mortal, Prostrate yourself and beg for mercy."

He said.

I laughed as I shook my head.

" god? You're no god, you're just a frog at the bottom of a well."

"Bottom of a well. Hahahaha, don't you see where my palace is? I am at the summit of the world. There's no one higher than me! All the world belongs to me and soon everyone will know this. "

'Huh, that was a strange thing to say, normally Enel would rage and strike at me without further ado. Something was fishy here.

"Sorry to disappoint you but you will not live long enough to realize that that dream of yours."

I said as I slipped into Overdrive. He widened his eyes a little and shuffled backwards in a little fear before a determined look closed his face. 'Ok, what the heck is going on?'

"You're not Enel. Who are you?"

I came to the conclusion.

His shock was even greater than before. He pulled back his hand in panic and let fly an attack that was too fast for me to dodge.

"Lightning strike!"

I made a layered shield and blocked off the attack, then constructed a gun, coated it with red and started shooting at him. Using mantra, the Enel wannabe started flashing around me in a streak of blue lightning, akin the flash. He was fast but not as fast as I had expected.

In my overdrive form my speed was around mach 39 and my strength was at 500 tons more or less. Based on the speed of a lightning bolt which was 270000mph, Enel's speed was at a whooping mach 350. This was enough to run circles around me. Literally. However, this faker was at mach 200 at most. I didn't need to use my full strength for him though, my construct bullets would suffice for this.

" Agggh! Shit! Fuck you, you son of a bitch. He said you were bad news but I didn't think you could actually hurt me with my speed!"

He reformed into Enel's human form and stared at me with a menacing look on his face. A thin trail of blood was running down from his shoulder, which was bleeding.

"He?"

I rose an eyebrow and stared at him. I had a strong suspicion he was talking about ROD but I didn't understand what he had to do with any of this but maybe…the strange Enel, his use of the devil fruit to tap into electromagnetism and not to mention, his inexperience with using the same power. This guy…was a…Self insert.

"What did he offer you in exchange for killing me?"

I asked him, still pointing my construct gun at him. I had been planning to use Heatwave to kill this guy, if he proved too difficult but now…with ROD involved I needed to be even more careful.

"Hahaha, why should I tell you!? You'll be dead soon anyway."

"You're a little too overconfident for someone who doesn't know how to use Enel's full power well."

He looked at me as if I was an idiot.

"Dude, don't you see me using diamagnetism to levitate myself?"

"So what? Just because you tapped into another facet of the devil fruit, doesn't mean that you already know how to use it. Your tactics are simple and ineffective and your speed is too slow, when using a devil fruit such as the rumble rumble. Branching off without mastering what you already have, doesn't make you a genius. It makes you a fool for overreaching."

To tell you the truth, my pettiness stemmed from the fact that ROD could give someone else such great power from the start, all so that they could kill me rather than play fair with me. I was a little bit salty over that. By a little bit, I mean a lot!

" Fuck you, in the face of overwhelming power, tactics are for pussies. If I want to blast you with a lightning bolt, that's my choice!"

I shook my head. I didn't want to get into an argument about whose ideals were stronger with this guy.

"In any case, you allied yourself with someone who will betray and cast you away after he's done with you. And if you think Enel's power is enough to take me on, you're solely mistaken."

I expected him to look a little bit afraid by his reaction was completely different.

"Who said I only had that?"

He smugly told me. An easily recognizable pattern appeared on both his eyes. A large discharge of an unrecognizable blue energy started emmitting from his body and a skeleton structure formed around him.

"Oh shit, this fucker has a bloody mangekyou sharingan?"

(Enel P.O.V)

I had been in the best party of my life. Bitches were everywhere and booze was flowing like a goddamn river. My gang and I decided to have some more fun, so we drove around town just enjoying ourselves some more. Jack, my best friend had been the one driving while I had been seated on the passenger seat next to him.

Mike and Tyler were in the back with a passed out Monty. All we did was throw empty beer cans at a few homeless fucks, when a friggin cop car started chasing us man. Knowing the boys in blue were especially nasty at night, Jack stepped on the pedal and off we zoomed. The cop car was persistent though, never losing us. Jack started getting frustrated and just after he had turned the corner, a drunk guy appeared infront of us. In panic, Jack tried to swerve out the way and ended up hitting a water hydrant.

I crashed through the window and slammed onto a wall. My body crumpled to the ground and I felt unimaginable pain for just a fleeting moment before I succumbed to darkness. Suddenly however, I found myself in a typical office room with a fat guy sitting behind the table, watching me, hands clasped together.

"You died. No you're not special. No you're not going to heaven and yes it's hell for you."

My eyes widened and I stumbled back. It wasn't because of the fact he had read my mind though.

"Hell?! I went to church on Sundays!"

The fucker had the nerve to laugh.

" It takes more than that to get to heaven kid. And calling me a fucker while I hold your fate in my hands is beyond dumb."

I was seized with panic and fear, that I lost control of my body and weakly knelt on the ground.

"Please…gimme another chance! I'll not throw empty beer cans at the homeless again! I promise!"

Tears and snot were running down my face but I didn't care. Eternal damnation in hell? I wasn't ready for that!

He threw a disgusted look at me and waved his hand, instantly calm returned to me and my face cleared of all tears and snot.

"I want to make a deal with you. I'll give you some wishes and you'll do something for me. That way you can avoid the tan down there. It's pretty hot this time of the year."

I frantically nodded, happy to have a way out even though, I was set to become this guy's lap dog.

"Lap-dog? No no no, this is a mutually beneficial arrangement,Kid. A sort of you scratch my back, I scratch yours relationship. So, out with it then. Make your wishes."

"First…tell me, what kind of thing you want me to do for you."

I asked. He waved his hand again and a chair manifested itself behind me and I got pulled down on it.

"Now that we're comfy, let's get down to it. I need you to kill someone for me. He's a maniac with no regard for life and kills wantonly. I can't do it myself, as I'm shackled by ancient laws, don't ask. He's powerful and cunning and will try to manipulate you. The world I'm sending you to is the one you humans know as One piece. Yes, the multiverse theory is true."

He stopped for me to digest that. I was a little unnerved by the way he was reading my thoughts but that was overshadowed by the thought of spreading Nami's legs and fucking her to insanity. A small smile made its way to my face.

"You will be inserted into Enel's body. That part is set and I'm afraid I can't change it. Because of Enel's power, I can only give you two more wishes."

I was a little disgruntled at that but Enel's power plus 2 additional wishes were enough to steamroll anyone in One piece.

"Ok, for my first wish, I want to get the purest Uchiha bloodline with an eternal mangekyou sharingan. On the left, tsukuyomi and on the right kamui. For my second wish I want the ability to travel the multiverse."

"I'm sorry but after using most of my power to bring you here, I can only give you a mangekyou sharingan, with tsukuyomi and Kamui, though Kamui will have a restriction of only using it for 20 seconds and a recharge time of one minute due to Enel's devil fruit physique. The multiverse travel will only activate after you have stayed in a given world for 1 year."

Ok, I can still…make it work.

"Fine, instead of the Kamui can I get amaterasu?"

He smiled and nodded.

"That I can do."

"So how I'm I going to identify this guy you want me to kill?"

Killing was something new to me, but strangely I felt mostly okay with doing it. Plus, the guy I was going to off was a legit bad guy. So no skin off my back, I guess.

"Oh, you will notice him right off the bat. He'll be someone unique and different from the rest of the known cast."

I nodded and a portal appeared infront of me, I looked at him and he nodded encouragingly.

"Huh…thanks for everything."

With that I entered the portal and woke up as a god.

(General P.O.V)

Just after the soul had left the overseer's office, a beautiful blonde woman with stars in her eyes materialized into existence right next to the Overseer's seat.

"I told you, you are playing a dangerous game but you never listen. This is beyond foolish, sending a mortal to kill one who has the mark of fate is meaningless. Not to mention you manipulated his mind to ask for the wishes, you wanted. He will lose."

The woman said.

The Overseer was silent for a minute, before a laugh escaped his mouth.

"Hahaha, what you don't understand my dear, is that, that's the plan. After creating the first headache that is Mr.Wentworth, why would I want to add another? On top of that, 'He' is becoming aware of my machinations in the mortal realm, so I need to fix this quickly. I'm betting on the fact he loses. That was I why I manipulated him step by step into a non-reusable pawn. After the pawn dies, Mr.Wentworth will not be a headache anymore. That, I assure you. Now where were we?"