The Author Is Trapped In A Book??

Right. It's exactly what the title says. I am trapped in this book. I don't even know what genre this book would be in since I have seen no one trapped in a book before except from fictional stories. But this is not fictional of course. Didn't you already see the title? I'm trapped. The author is really trapped. What? You think it is impossible for me to be trapped in a book? You wanna ask if I am really trapped then who's writing these lines for me? Well, the one writing is also me but he's not me. Got it? Fine. I admit that's a lame excuse. To tell you the truth, it was because of some outsider's doing. To be more specific, someone tried to seperate the soul from my original body but they didn't succeed. However, a part of the soul was lost in the process, which then became me and somehow trapped in this book. As for who and how did they manage to seperate my soul, Find Out in the Latest Chapters!! No! That wasn't me saying!! The original soul of mine is trying to manipulate me! He can influence my thoughts and make me say things that I don't mean to say!! I don't need your money or else. All I wish to have is a person who can accompany me in this cold and lonely world. That's right. I want another soul to listen to my stories and follow me as I venture into this unknown world. Or maybe worlds I guess.