8 Chapter 8 - D.E.D.M.O.S.

In Hell...

Deimos gets stabbed by a chain and then pulled through the wall. He gets pushed out to another wall and falls onto the ground.

"God damn it. When can I get out of this hellhole"

An Agent appears and tries to attack him but Deimos swiftly dodges and takes his weapon. He then slices off the Agent's head completely. But then another chain comes and drags him upwards.

Deimos gets launched into the air and lands on a building. Deimos coughs up blood and punches the ground.

"Damn it. Where am I now?"

Deimos looks around and finds himself in a city. Deimos rubs his eyes to make sure he wasn't just imaging it but the city was still there.

"Finally! Where am I though? This doesn't look like Nevada. Hank and Sanford must be here too" Deimos said

Deimos cough up more blood and falls on his knees.

"Shit. I'm going have to take it easy for a while"

Deimos jumps down from the building and lands in some garbage bags.

"Ew disgusting"

Deimos gets up and starts thinking.

'Now how do I find Hank and Sanford.....Ah! When there's madness, Hank will be there'

Deimos runs in a direction for a few minutes before stopping and seeing a figure holding a stop sign.

"HANK! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

Deimos quickly hides behind a wall and holds his shoulder.

"Just my luck. Argh..."

Deimos looks back and finds tricky nowhere to be seen. He waits a few more minutes and looks around before sitting back down. He lights his cigarette and exhales a puff of smoke.

"What will I do now. If Sanford was here, he would probably kick my ass for smoking again" Deimos chuckles

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Aizawa wakes up in a chair. He tries to gets up but finds himself strapped to the chair.

"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when~ but I know we'll meet again some sunny day~"

Hirota appears from the ground and grins.

"Like it? I stole this entire scene from another reality" Hirota laughs

Aizawa tries to yell but finds that his mouth has been removed.

"Want to see the footage of what I did in that reality? Well I'll show you anyway since you can't speak"

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"Hm...what else? Ah! I should go to the gravity falls universe for that book"

Hirota goes through a portal and appears on a floating triangle.

"Oh Weirdmageddon has already started"

He phases through the triangle and appears in a sentient yellow Dorito.

"Hey! What are you doing in my pyramid!"

"Nothing much, came to kill you"

"Kill me?"

Bill ciphers laughs

"You think you can kill me-"

Before he could finish his sentence, Hirota drop kicks Bill cipher in the eye.

"THE EYE. EVERY GOD DAMN TIME"

Bill cipher gets angry and turns big and red.

"Hah. I'm not going to waste any time here"

Hirota holds out his hand and clenches it. Bill Cipher gets larger before exploding.

"Bill! If you want the book so much, come and chase me...?"

Dipper looks at Hirota in confusion and looks around.

"Where's Bill?"

"Oh I killed him. I was wondering where you would be"

Dipper looks at him with fear.

"Yeah I'm going to need that book" Hirota says as he opens his hand.

"Never!"

"Then I'll guess I'll have to kill you"

Hirota makes a sword appear in front of him and grabs it. Dipper runs and meets Grunkle Stan with Grunkle Ford trapped

"Dipper!"

"Grunkle Stan!"

Dipper tries to free them but gets pulled backwards and slammed in the ground.

"You think just because your a kid, I would go easy on you? Give me the book now"

Hirota pulls him from out of the ground by his hair and tries to steal the book from his hand. But Dipper holds onto it tightly.

"Never!" Said Dipper with a black eye.

"Hyah!"

Mabel appears from behind Hirota and tries to kick him in the nuts. To her surprise, her leg phases through him. He picks Mabel up on the leg and looks at her.

"I'll just kill you both. This is annoying"

Hirota keeps Dipper and Mabel in the air and puts spikes over them. Just as he's about to drop them,

"STOP!!" Yells Grunkle Stan and Ford

Hirota looks at both of them and grins. He throws Dipper and Mabel on the ground behind him and teleports in front of them.

"Listen, leave them alone and we'll give you the book. Deal?"

"Hmm...ok"

Hirota hands turn completely red and he holds them out. Both of them looks at the hands and gulp.

"No tricks right?"

"Of course! I am a man of my word"

Both of them shakes the hand and the red color on his hands completely go away.

"A Deal is a Deal" Hirota says

The book flys over to him and he grabs it before walking into a portal.