13 Little Brother
"About time!!" Arlic shouted out loud as looked behind him and saw Batman, along with Nightwing
"You were expecting us?" Nightwing
"No, I was expecting Batman, not you, but hey, I'm fine with this outcome," Arlic
"Who are you and how did you bypass the shield generator on the Titan's island?" Batman
"Huh? Bypass? I just flew onto it....hmm now that you mention it, I did feel a resistance, hmm, would you look at that, but hey, that doesn't matter, also, the names Arlic," Arlic
"Arlic? Like Garlic?" Nightwing
"Exactly!" Arlic said in an upbeat tone
"So, what is it you want," Batman
"Hmmm? oh.....I honestly don't know, I just wanted to meet you, you're an inspiration to me," Arlic
".....I'm supposed to believe you sat on this rooftop all day just to meet me and say hi?" Batman
"Yep, hmmm, I mean, if you wanted to be nice, you could let me know which way metropolis is, I wanna meet superman as well," Arlic
"....." Batman was quiet as he scanned over Arlic
"........" Arlic stood there awkwardly as he started to look over to Nightwing
"It's something he does, But, if you don't mind me asking, how many people have you killed?" Nightwing said getting serious at the end
".....huh, umm, hmmm, around a couple thousand, BUT, they were aliens trying to conquer the planet I was on, SOOOOOOO, yeah," Arlic
"hmm, what do you think?" Nightwing asked Batman
"...." batman stayed quiet as he continued to stare down Arlic, but suddenly a bright light shined through the sky, causing them all to look at it
"Is that the bat signal? God that thing is bright!" Arlic
"What do we do Batman," Nightwing
"I'll go deal with that, you keep him here," Batman
"Alright," Nightwing
"Ay hold on what? why?" Arlic
"Cause we don't know if you can be trusted," Batman
"If I wasn't trustworthy, I'd have already ripped your damn spine out through your mouth," Arlic
"See, untrustworthy, why would you even think of something like that," Batman
"...'sigh' I'll meet y'all at GCPD," Arlic said as he started to fly upwards, only for Batman to try and grapple onto his let, but that only led to his grapple line being shredded
"As I said, see y'all there," Arlic said as he disappeared from his location, only to appear in front of the Bat-Signal
"Batma- Who the hell!!" Jim Gorden
"Hello, and he's coming, actually, he'll be here!! Now!" Arlic pointed in a direction and just then Batman and Nightwing landed
"Told you," Arlic
"Jim Back away!" Batman said as he got into a fighting stance, along with Nightwing
"Oh my god!! Really? You know what, fuck it, I'll just go and find Redhood, he seems funnier than you two," Arlic said as he flew up, only to have a Batarang thrown at his torso, only for it to bounce off
"....really, listen, bro, imma just go, that was honestly just sad," Arlic said as he blasted off leaving the three men there in silence
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"Hmmm, wonder how long it'll take to run into the Joker or another important Villain," Arlic thought, Using his Telepathy, Arlic covered all of Gotham, and started listening to everything, that was until he heard the Joker, to which Arlic smiled
'Hmmmm, I mean, they wanted to be cunts and not give me directions....HEHEHEHEHEHHE!!' Arlic quickly blasted off to the Joker's location, leading him to an abandoned warehouse, flying through an opening in the roof, Arlic saw the Joker, Clayface, and Twoface talking, seeing this, Arlic chuckled as immediately crashed to the ground in the middle of the three of them
"WAAAA!!" Clayface
"WHAT THe FUCK!!" Twoface
"Batsy?!" Joker
"Nope," Arlic
"Who the hell are you?!" Twoface
"HEHEEHHE Boys!!" Joker said as suddenly his henchmen opened fire on Arlic
"HAHAHAHAhahah...haha..huh?" Joker was speechless as Arlic was still there unbothered
"You done? Ok listen, I'll forgive you for that, but, under one condition," Arlic
"Why shoul-" Twoface was about to say until a beam of KI flew past him obliterating the wall behind him
"...." Everyone was quiet
"Hehehehhe, you were saying?" Joker
"....'sigh' I'll forgive you for trying to kill me, but, from now on, I want to be your little brother," Arlic
"Huh?!" Twoface
"HEHEHEHEHHE, YES!!" Joker
"Really? Hmm, but just to let you know, I'm only doing this to piss off Batman, so I'm not gonna kill anyone or anything like that," Arlic
"Will you help us with a bank robbery?" Joker
"...Yeah why not," Arlic
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At Gotham City Bank, Arlic could be seen inside as he, a bunch of henchmen, Twoface, Clayface, and his 'Big Brother' The Joker were robbing the place
"Damn it!! Boss! the Safe won't come open!!" one of the Henchmen
"Damn it!!" Twoface
"Oh, Little Brother!!!" Joker said as suddenly Arlic walked to the safe and ripped the door open
"There ya go," Arlic said as he walked up to the Joker, who had gotten onto his tippy toes to pat Arlic on his head
"Now!! Let's get the money before the bats come's!!" Twoface
"Too late Twoface!!" Batman said as he threw a Batarang at a Henchman who was holding a bag of cash
"BATSY!!!" The Joker shouted as he and Alirc looked over, they saw Batman, Nightwing, Redhood, and Batwoman there
"Ohh!! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!" The Joker started laughing maniacally as he saw them
"Arlic! If that even is your real name! Why are you helping them!! Aren't you supposed to be good?!" Nightwing
"One, I literally never said I was neither good nor evil, two, I literally came here to kill someone, and three, I'm bored," Arlic
"And!! He's my little brother!!!" The Joker said throwing them all off
"What?" Redhood
"It doesn't matter, we have someone that'll deal with you," Batman said as suddenly a figure came floating through the window that they entered from
"OH!!! Superman!!! I'm a big fan!!" Arlic
"HHmm?! You claim to be a fan, yet you're here helping these criminals," Superman
"Yeah, cause the bat cunt wouldn't give me directions to Metropolis, I would have already been there and been on my way," Arlic
"Hmm, you said you were here to kill someone, that's the act of a criminal," Superman
"...the Redhood there is literally thinking about letting a stray bullet hit the Joker in the fucking face," Arlic
"Wha-ho-I mean...ok yeah," Redhood
"Telepathy?" Batman
"Among other things, but yeah," Arlic
"Listen I don't want to fight y'all, I mean, it wouldn't be a fight, but I don't want to fight y'all, I'm just helping the Joker to piss off Batman, so how about we end this peacefully?" Arlic
".....How?" Superman
"I'll knock everyone here out," Arlic
"Wait what?" The Joker said as suddenly everyone had fallen to the floor unconscious
"See?" Arlic
"You still broke the law," Batman
"......" Arlic only sat there and stared Batman down
"Really? Alright, 1. CHILD ENDANGERMENT, 2. SPEEDING AROUND GOTHAM, 3. VIGILANTISM, 4. IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER, 5. SO MUCH ASSAULT, should I continue?" Arlic
"...." Batman
"Pfftt," Redhood
"He has you there," Superman
"Anyway, trust me, you want me as a friend, not an enemy, BUT!! If you want, I'll let you lock me up in Arkham, and I'll be released after being cleared," Arlic
"...Fine, you'll be locked up in Arkham," batman
"Great, come on!" Arlic said as he threw the Joker over his shoulder
"Now, You have a patrol car big enough to fit me in?" Arlic
"Why are you doing this?" Superman
"I have nothing but time, plus, I want to see how corrupted Arkham is," Arlic
"What do you mean?" Superman
"You'll see, also, tell you boy thanks for the directions to Gotham, he's a really sweet kid, one day he'll surely rise to your status," Arlic said as he and the others were escorted out by the cops
