1 Chapter 1

In the sitting room of the teen titans, five young heroes stayed, carrying out various activities.

Dickson(Robin) was doing his press ups, his impressive muscles contracting with every move. Corey(starfire) was petting their cat while secretly ogling Robin. She made sure her boobs were showing and Robin could get them in full display. He made sure to stare specially at them.

Rachel(Raven) was meditating, and usual and the last two titans were staring hard at her, trying to see if they could get a reaction from her.

Veins popped out of her forehead and her eye twitched. The boys howled in victory and gave each other a high five. They went back to their Raven watching.

"Dick, if you would stop that eye fucking you're doing with Corey and tell this two to stop bothering me, that would really help a lot" Rachel said, her tone laced with venom. Corey blushed but didn't stop.

"Guys stop bothering Rachel and go do some sciency stuff. Let her meditate" Dick said absently. He had caught sight of a particular pink stuff and paid special attention not to miss it again.

Garfield(beast boy) and Victor(cyborg) groan loudly and exit the living room. Rachel opens her eyes and scoffs in disgust before walking through a portal, leaving the two horny birds to get freaky. The three other titans shivered in disgust.

"Dude, Dick and Corey are disgusting" Garfield says and makes a choking sound, eliciting a laugh from Victor as they enter their lab.

"They're horny grownups, this is normal" Victor said shrugging.

"You complain almost everytime but they don't show signs of stopping. All those sexual tension must be suffocating you and Rachel. Those two just get horny off it"

"Dude gross"

"Please, I may be half robot but I have eyes yunno. You two are practically eye raping each other"

"Vicctoorrr" Victor chuckled and stopped walking. He caught Garfield blushing and found it amazing how he could still blush with his green skin.

"We're still young, we're not ready yet" Garfield mumbled, his eyes downcast.

"You keep giving that excuse. Are you afraid she'll get pregnant and give birth to a weird hybrid of a green shape shifting human and a half demon? Yunno, that'll be interesting to see"

"Victor stoooopppp!"

"Yah yah quit whining and let's get to work. That Particle Accelerator won't create itself"

"Aye captain" Garfield saluted and turned into a rat. Thus the two resumed their field work.

Unbeknownst to them, the two ladies of the group were eavesdropping on them and ine was currently blushing, a sharp contrast to her pale skin.

"Although I feel quite offended by how you three have considered me, we now know the truth. Garfield does want to fuck your brains out girl" Corey said enthusiastically.

"Not that you care about our opinions Corey. Arrgh. Help me. I don't know how to react to this" Rachel almost screamed.

"Honey, all this sexual tension is getting to your head. Why not just blow off some steam with Garfield, preferably in a bathtub, and think about it later?" Rachel gave her a glare which would have literally frozen the soul off any other being. But the alien was used to it.

"If you don't get it on with Garfield, another person will. After all, girls are attracted to interesting balls of sunshine like him" Corey said and shrugged, walking out of the black bubble they used to spy on the boys.

"If you'd excuse me, it's my turn to make dinner so sort your shit out by yourself and tell me the result later yeah?" Corey said and flew away, leaving a confused Rachel. She took a longing glance at the two boys and walked into a portal to her room.

"Gar, did you feel something right now?"

"Like something searching my soul? Yeah i felt it. Maybe Dick's going through the video cameras again"

"Why must he always be a creep?" Victor asked with a shudder.

"He's always been a creep bruh, don't think too much" Garfield replied and the two continued their work.

"How exactly did Dr Wells create this Particle Accelerator? There's way too many variables. And the atoms, so many" Garfield groaned, collapsing on the floor with his tongue lolled out in his dog form.

Victor wanted to roll his eyes but one of his joints squeaked and he had to rest his parts. He may be part machine but the human part of him had to rest.

"Well, we just need to add a few more components and we'll be done. Then we can show this at the Heroes convention next year. Maybe I'll finally be able to join the Justice league" Victor said excitedly.

"I don't know why your dream is to join those stuck up bastards. Dick says Batman is a real madman and he has more than a few screws loose"

"Don't talk about my heroes that way"

"Oh please. Stop talking like a disillusioned tween. They're nothing but a bunch of self righteous half wits"

"They've saved the world on multiple occasions"

"Only when it's beneficial to them. Where were they when the virus broke out in Africa, turning me into this green shapeshifter after a botched healing? Or when you had your acident and became a half man, half machine? Face it Victor, they're just a bunch of dudes with too much power who think they're better than anyone, just like the government. I'm outta here" Garfield scoffed and left the lab.

Victor sighed as he watched the door slide shut and devolved into a world of his thoughts.