1 Chapter 1 - Enter: Samekami Shinji!

A boy with azure medium length hair, styled with his bangs covering half of his face stood in front of the mirror.

His skin was slightly brown, a lighter shade of those from the hidden village of the cloud.

He flexed his formed muscles and gave a small blow to the mirror in order to fog it up. He then grabbed a rag and cleaned it only to turn behind and observe his shota butt.

"Tch, why do I have to be so~ perfect, oh woes of the beautiful~ bless me an equal so the world shall not fall from merely my existence~"

He faced back thrusting his pelvis with his blue brows wiggling.

"Ah~ shake that boy, I'm terrific as usual, oh yes you are!"

He took 3 more minutes before he eventually settled with his "Praise Shinji" ritual.

*

Shinji double checked everything in his big, but lonely home, from checki the stoves to checking if the key is under the front welcome rag and even seeing if the remote is perfectly balanced on top of his pole.

After assuring himself, he closed and locked the doors and went out of his house. The sum shone down on him and made his brown skin look bronzed, any other female would automatically fall for him at that moment, complete with the pink filter and shoujo hearts.

"Hm~ sun-chan~ are you blessing me with radiant beauty again? Oh woes, whatever shall the others do? The sun loves me so and I'm afraid the lesser of mine will thus receive neglect"

Shinji stood in front of his house for a total of 5 minutes, crying, posing and smiling with pearly whites before he stated moving towards the academy.

His neighbors originally adored such view but... once they realize he's full of himself, they tended to avoid him.

*

At the academy, each student entered with glee on their faces for today was the graduation day, the Hokage, Namikaze Minato asked for each student to stand outside, after everyone had arrived, he did a quick speech about the will of fire and dismissed everyone to do what they must.

Shinji did not listen the entire time.

"Hm? Hime? Did you just glance at me? Perhaps my extreme beauty of absolute perfection caught your lesser eyes? It's alright, I'm humble, humbler than any man because I am the only man with looks such as-"

The blonde girl, whiskers in the face, slightly tanned, blue eyes and twintails tilted her head and ignored him, moving past him to catch up with a ravenette with onyx eyes and the obvious red and white fan with high-collar shirt.

Naturally, Shinji takes no time to learn about his classmates because in his mind he was the only handsome and beautiful there was.

Right, he ignored every other clan and proceeded to stroke his ego his entire time studying.

"Hoh? A female that has ignored my godly charms? I see, she has a boy she likes, understood, there exists such soulmates that even in the face of the elemental nation's most perfect boy, she can temporarily ignore my presence, very well girl, I'm no stealer and if your heart already belon-"

...

He stood in front of the academy for 3 more minutes. Shinji is such type of person. Later on, in the graduation tests. The results were as expected.

Namikaze Naruko transformed herself into the 4th Hokage, substituted herself with another student while still keeping the transformation, and made a 5 clones that are transformed as well.

She passed with flying colors.

Uchiha Sasuke did equal to Naruko.

Meanwhile, Samekami Shinji...

Passed. Not with flying colors but very average grades.

Not because he sucked but... he was in a class with Inuzuka, Hyuuga, Yamanaka, Nara, Uchiha, Namikaze, Aburame, Akimichi and they were all talented for their generation, along with the official protege of the green beast Rock Lee and Tenten.

Shinji who was busy stroking his ego did not bother to practice more than what he knew was necessary for graduation.

"Samekami Shinji. Pass"

"No praises?"

Iruka gave Shinji a questioning look.

"None, you passed now go"

...

Shinji was starting to feel bad, ignore him once and it's a coincidence once in a blue moon, ignore him twice and the elemental nations will go through another war (in his mind) and now?

"Kyaa~ Sasuke!"

A plethora of girls ignored him because he happened to walk side by side with Sasuke for a brief amount of time.

He was ignored thrice.

Shinji fainted.