The 'Girls' I Know Are Traps!

Alan Watts lived all his life either homeschooled or in an all-boys school. When he's invited to attend a well-known, prestigious academy that revolves around the country's military side, the only reason he'd agreed to attend is the fact that it's a co-ed school. You heard that right, it's co-ed!!! 17 years of only seeing men, old ladies and aunties, and the occasional girl from afar... he's finally going to meet a girl his age! Lost in his daydreams, he never realized that he's gathered a lot of eyes onto him the moment he stepped foot into the academy. Author needs to clarify: I have no idea where this is going, it's set in a world that I've made a week ago (still a baby world~) and I'm testing the waters if anything makes sense at all. Warnings: Traps! ABO! Aliens!