17 Chapter 15 Penis enlargement pills
And so, they left. I sat in my cosy little cell messing around with my skills and experimenting on the limits of my [Rune Master] skill.
Did you know I can make these runes affect concepts as well? This skill is way more overpowered than I thought.
(A/N: I'm interested in hearing ideas on what you would do with this skill. A Mirror of Remote Viewing from Overlord is what comes to mind first for me. Comment and let me know, who knows, I might add it!)
Anyway, after an hour, Kaido comes back with 3 more dwarves in tow.
I'll skip the dialogue, but basically, they introduced themselves and thanked me for the potion I gave them.
Next day.
I finally got let out! It's been years- *Cough!* It's been ages since I last saw the sun!
…
Where is the sun? Oh right! Silly me! Dwargon is underground! Ahahaha!
*Sigh* I'm going crazy…
Anyway, I told Kaido about wanting to find an artesian to help me with my building problem back home.
Kaido- "I know just the guy!"
I'm sure you do. Lead the way!
A while later, I find myself in front of a smithy. A certain rhythmic sound of metal hitting metal rings out from behind the door. Kaido walks forward and opens it while bellowing a hello.
*SLAM!*
Kaido- "Yo! You in there!?"
Or more like he kicks it open like the fucking cool aid man and screams out his greeting. I like this guy.
But man, the inside of this place looks so awesome! I have a thing for blacksmiths, you know? Not in a romantic sense, I mean I think they're cool.
Think about it, you're this mysterious blacksmith who makes godlike weapons and becomes a legend through them. Everyone wants something you made, but you never stay in one place for too long. You're a myth.
To be honest, it's part of the reason why I wished for [Limited Creation] in the first place. If I didn't fuse with Rimuru I probably would've been this mythical merchant that sells all these items that would "miraculously" be exactly what you need to get out of whatever pinch you're in.
Anyway, I digress. The door is now busted from its hinges and everyone inside is looking at us. Garm, Dold and Mildo are there too, surprisingly… I'm joking, I totally expected this. But there's one other person here too. Kaijin.
Rimuru- "Heyo."
Garm- "Kaijin, this is the slime we were just talking about!"
Dold- "Yeah, the one that saved us!"
Meanwhile, Mildo is just nodding. I mean, I knew he would, but I can't exactly say I wasn't hoping he would talk.
Kaijin- "Ho, the slime you say? Thanks for getting these guys out of a bad way yesterday!"
Rimuru- "Oh no it's fine!"
Man, these guys are so loud. I'm not complaining exactly, but what do their neighbours think? Or are their neighbours just as loud? Curious.
So yeah, we said our hellos and Kaijin asked me why am I here. I didn't bother beating around the bush and told him I wanted someone to come over to the village I have and teach them how to make shit.
Rimuru- "I tried doing it myself, but…"
Kaijin- "What happened?"
Rimuru- "You don't wanna know."
Kaijin's face grew confused before he decided to drop it. It's probably nothing serious…
Kaijin- "Well, I would love to help, especially with the aid you gave to my boys, but I can't move right now. I've got this huge order and I don't have the materials for it, nor do I have the time."
Rimuru- "Hmm… then, if I can solve those problems for you, could you help me out?"
Kaijin looks at me weirdly before agreeing. I ask for a sword he already made, and he readily gives it to me. Honestly, he's a bit too trusting, but it works out for me. I quickly eat it with [Predator] and gave [Great Sage] run an analysis on it.
If [Limited Creation] could make items with energy in them, I could just make the sword without this process. But although I have this drawback, with [Great Sage] and [Predator], I can easily make the needed sword no problem.
Well, I also had the thought of making a plain sword with [Limited Creation] before inscribing it with runes. Those runes could let the sword passively absorb magicules in the air and turn the sword into a magic sword overnight. But I don't, because runes arent just limited to me. If other people learn of them, they could use them too.
If I just gave swords with those runes inscribed onto them willy nilly, people will learn how to make magic swords with minimum effort, and that's a bit… you get the idea.
So yeah, within a second or so, [Great Sage] completely analysed the sword and I spit it out along with 19 others.
Everyone is looking at the sword frozen with their mouths wide open. Meanwhile, I make a V sign with my body because I don't have any fucking hands and oh my god I CAN MAKE SHAPES WITH MY BODY!?
*Ahem* Moving on.
It's later in the day and I'm at the Night Butterfly. It's a dwarven nightclub. Thank god it doesn't mean that dwarves actually host the nightclub. I mean, I don't think I've seen a female dwarf. Either that or they just look like males so if those guys hosted this nightclub then holy fuck I'm out.
But no, it's done by elves.
???- "Welcome!"
And so they welcome us into their establishment. Immediately they jump on me and start fighting over me screaming things like "kyaaa~" and "so cute!" and "you want penis enlargement pills" but I think I misheard that last one.
They kept touching with their tits too.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
*To be continued*
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Name: Rimuru
Race: Origin Slime (Highest Tier Spirit)
Protection: Crest of Space
Title: None
Ultimate Skills: [Illya, Heaven's Feel]
Intrinsic Skills: [Infinite Regeneration] [Universal Shapeshift] [Universal Sense]
Unique Skills: [Great Sage] [Predator] [Limited Creation] [Rune Master]
Extra Skills: [Control Water] [Lord's Ambition] [Thought Communication] [Shadow Motion]
Common Skills: [Poisonous Breath] [Paralysis Breath] [Sticky Thread] [Steel Thread] [Drain] [Ultrasonic Wave] [Body Armour] [Keen Smell]
Tolerances: [Resist Temperature] [Resist Melee Attack] [Cancel Pain] [Resist Electricity] [Resist Paralysis]
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A/N: I feel like I have to clarify something.
MC: What, you're gay?
AN: *Kicks MC out of Author Notes*
AN: No, I have to give you guys a heads up that I'm reading the Light Novel as I write this. Because of this, all the skill and people names I will use are from the novel and not the anime or manga. An example being Mildo as written in the novel and Myrd as written in the anime. Both are the same people.
Another example is Coercion from the novel and Menace from the anime.
Some people a little confused so I gotta say this now, just a heads up. The effects of the skills don't change. If you are still confused, drop a comment and maybe I'll reply.
Maybe.
Let me know if I missed anything. Also consider dropping some power stones!
