24 Stomach First, Woman Second

As the sun rays peeked from the windows, Mu En got up, ready to start his first day as a teacher of the Shrek Academy. He got up and went downstairs to see that Oscar was still sleeping. He went towards him and nudged him a few times but no avail.

Then he threw Oscar directly to the floor, as he waited for him to get up and answer a few questions of his. But to his anger, Oscar still did not wake up. Deciding that he had enough, Mu En went down and brought a bucket of water with himself. He shouted as he poured that bucket of water on Oscar.

" WAKE UP!"

" Wh-what? Who?"

Oscar got up abruptly as he tried to chop his surrounding. He then made a few more kung fu gestures before he turned back to see Mu En looking at him.

" Who are you, kid?"

His answer made Mu En furious. Mu En kicked Oscar so hard that he landed outside and fell on his face. Oscar's eyes twinkled as he looked at the approaching Mu En, who was cracking his finger joints.

But Oscar still did not learn his lesson. He opened two top buttons on his shirt as he fell like a dead body and started beating his chest.

" Ah! I cannot believe that you did this to me! I am ashamed that you had to spend the nig-"

Mu En knew that what Oscar was about to speak would taint his image. So before he could finish what he wanted to, say he beat up Oscar so hard that his brain short-circuited.

" Herupudaae"

Mu En just left him like that went to search for Tang San and the others who got admitted to the Academy himself. At first, he wanted to ask Oscar, but that kid was someone with no logic. He beat him up, but he did not expect Oscar's dreaming to that level.

Mu En's heart finally calmed down after he beat him down like that. Thankfully, the surrounding was calm, and there were trees around, which helped him to calm down fast. Else, god knew who else would have received his beatings.

But his peace was short-lived, as he heard a kid shouting.

" Damn you! I will show you what this Phoenix is like."

" Phoenix? Fart! You seem more like a chicken."

Then the chicken fired a long breath of fire at the girl. But the girl easily dodged it. The breath of fire, though, still did not stop. After swerving a few more times, the fire nearly caught up to the girl.

At the last moment, when the breath of fire nearly hit the girl, she jumped up in the air to evade it. But the chicken noticed it and shot the fire at the girl as the amount doubled up.

" HAH! I'll see if you can dodge that!"

But thankfully, a boy standing with a girl pulled her from the air to his side. The boy used his blue silver grass to pull her up. These boy and girl standing side by side were Tang San and Xiao Wu, while they faced a chicken.

Mu En sighed as he had seen plenty of times that no matter where these two went, trouble would come finding them. He shook his head as he thought.

' I should not have let Xiao Wu become a human..'

And while Mu En was thinking about that, the chicken used more spirit power shot his fire towards Tang San and Xiao Wu.

Before Tang San could react to it, Xiao Wu shot forward.

" Let me handle this!"

Hearing Xiao Wu, Tang San could only look at with vigilance, ready to act if she was in danger.

The fire which was going right towards Xiao Wu changed its direction a bit. It was clear that the chicken was not trying to harm her. But Xiao Wu had no intention of stopping.

She jumped and landed behind the chicken on her hands and used her legs to throw him far.

SUPER HURRICANRANA!

Xiao Wu used her first spirit skill, The Waist Blow, to perform that move.

" Since you did not want to hurt me, I will let you off with that."

The chicken got up as he tried to fight once more. But before that could happen, Mu En intervened.

" Alright, wrap up. I have seen enough of this."

The chicken looked at Mu En with confusion as he asked, " Who the hell are you? And mind your own business. Little Rabbit, let's go another round!"

Mu En gave them a death stare as he said, " I said. WRAP. UP."

The chicken felt a chill running around his spine as he meekly replied, "...Okay."

Xiao Wu just nodded her head while Tang San just smiled.

Out of nowhere, a girl came running and said, " You are misunderstanding! He is a good person."

Mu En looked at her blankly as he asked them all, " The hell is going on here?"

The girl ignored and started to talk to herself, "...I told him that I wanted to break up, but Hongjun did not want to let me go. It was all a misunderstanding, all right!"

Then she handed Ma Hongjun a basket of buns as she said, " Hongjun, we cannot be together. Here, keep these buns, you'll remember me by these."

Then the girl just ran off. Tang San and Xiao Wu gave a ' so, that's what happened' face while Ma Hongjun was just crying there.

Mu En seeing this wanted to cheer up Ma Hongjun but seeing Ma Hongjun was about to speak, he stopped for some time.

He wept like a waterfall and said while he bit the Sour Vegi Buns," ...I did not want to pull on her and look like a jerk. I just wanted these buns she had with her. Then you guys came along."

Mu En slapped his own head in disdain as he thought.

' Stomach first and woman second. No wonder he got dumped."