35 Chapter 5
After joking with himself about killing himself. Joseph shook his head, trying to get himself motivated to get through this situation.
He sighed and continued reading the article.
[ If you have not already gone to kill yourself congratulations!
You have won yourself a painful death. ]
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[ The steps from now on are not easy to execute as the first one. It will be very difficult so I hope you make it through the end.
Step 2: Get stronger!
I know that it doesn't sound groundbreaking but it is very essential! This is a world where the weak can only bow their head in front of the strong and eat shit!
So decide for yourself!
Do you want to eat others' shit or do you want others to eat your shit? ]
" I'd prefer that no one ear my shit. I don't want to eat someone else's shit.."
[ I know what you all may be thinking. ' I don't want others to eat my shit! That's disgusting!' Hahaha, surprised?
I am always attentive towards my audience. So you do not have to worry. So can look into this article to solve this problem." Want to make your shit tasty? Here are the top 10 recipes!" ]
Reading this sentence, Joseph nearly vomited, this author...too shameless....too shameless...
[ Putting these things aside, you must become stronger to face the threat of the Emerald Demon Bird! So I suggest you look into this article " Top 10 ways to become stronger!"
Thank you for reading this article!
Don't forget to like, subscribe and share it with your friends.
We shall meet again, if you don't die that is, hehehe...]
If Joseph could find this author he would break open his skull!
Taking a deep breath, Joseph tried to calm himself down.
" I hope Google isn't filled with such authors! If not, forget about the Emerald Demon Bird, these authors will kill me first by raising my blood pressure like this!"
Joseph after some time finally calmed down and clicked on the article recommended by Little Spider.
Thankfully the author of this article wasn't like Little Spider, the author was a female, Lady Bug and explained the steps in detail.
After going through the whole article, Joseph found that currently, only one method was suitable for him.
It was mentioned in the seventh step. Lady Bug mentioned an immortal herb called the Beautiful Silk Tulip that could help his cultivation improve by leaps and bounds.
And if his species falls under a certain category then there is a chance that eating the herb may bring great changes.
Looking at this, Joseph asked Google about his species. It turned out he was a man faced spider. His species were under the category.
This greatly surprised him, he never expected to be so lucky under such circumstances.
" I feel like a protagonist of some book..." He muttered.
He investigated Beautiful Silk Tulip. This was a herb of great importance to him, so it was natural that he did so.
[ It is a very fantastic immortal herb with an appearance below the stalk and leaves are all wisteria drapes, finely combed. But at the top is a golden dazzling tulip, and a heavy tulip fragrance giving a splendorous and majestic feeling. For its effects, it should be breathed in from the stalk. Its scent is capable of expelling all poisons.
He is often considered to be the king of the immortal herbs. The main reason for this is its innate ability to Devouring the Heavens and Earth. This allows it to instantly absorb any heavens and earth energy and elemental energy in the surrounding. ]
Seeing this Joseph understood why this herb was so important. By this time he had concluded that this world was unlike his and supernatural things were possible.
"Steve was a super soldier...no this case is beyond his...at least he was still human..." Joseph sighed thinking about it.
Joseph knew that eating the Beautiful Silk Tulip was his best chance at survival. He scrolled down and found that there was a link on how to find the immortal herbs.
He read through the article and found out that there was even Google Maps!
" God...just what the hell is this?"
" Did Google become so rich and powerful that now instead of handling search engines they handle transmigrators like me?"
Joseph clapped his hand and said " Long live Lord Google! Shower this mortal with your blessings!"
He typed Google Maps and searched.
" Sure enough...there is Google Maps..." He muttered.
Quickly he opened Google Maps and typed Beautiful Silk Tulip.
In the article, it was mentioned that typing the name of the immortal herb would allow one to get its exact location.
Joseph rubbed his chin and nodded.
" This herb...it is pretty far away from here...even by human standards...it would take me weeks if I tried to walk that distance...sigh.."
Joseph had his head down, the screen gave him hope but those hopes came crashing down as well.
He wasn't sure if he could even escape this forest. It was incredibly dangerous outside. The Emerald Demon Bird was out for his blood and he had already seen it kill spiders the size of elephants like it's nothing.
Suddenly, the face of Gwen flashed in his eyes.
" No...even it is for her...I must survive! I will get out of here! Grandpa will come back to you!"
He turned around and bobbed his head through the hole to see if the Emerald Demon Bird was somewhere close. He kept silent as his eyes wandered around for some time.
Since there was no sign of the bird around, he returned inside the tree.
Joseph then opened a new tab.
He typed
[ How do I return to my world? ]
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(A/N: So...I will start uploading a chapter every day if nothing goes wrong...this is a new start for me and I hope this will be a memorable journey for me...
Make sure to share it with the people you know who read fanfics.
And let's make it reach the top 5 in the rankings!
The place this fic was before!
The place it deserves! (Shameless...hehe)
So smash your screen or destroy your mouse with the stones!
Shower this fic with them! )
