34 Chapter 4

The Star Dou forest was silent, however, occasional blasts were going on throughout the forest.

Due to that, the surrounding trees were covered in dust.

" God damn! I never expected that I would one day be a cause for such big trouble."

With the blasts, shrieks and roars were heard occasionally.

It had been two weeks since the day Joseph jumped from the tree to save his life.

The bird turned out to be the Emerald Demon Bird.

The Emerald Demon Bird was one of the most ruthless bird-type spirit beasts. Its growth depended upon sucking the brains of all living creatures. Any spirit beast or human could be its target although the Emerald Demon Bird was particularly fond of human brains. The soul beast moved swift as lightning and was at the top of the list in terms of speed in the entire spirit beasts' world. Fortunately, there were not a lot of them in the world.

They were still bird-type soul beasts at the time. Wherever the Emerald Demon Birds were present, all the living creatures were left with a hole in their heads without the brain.

Human knowledge of the Emerald Demon Bird was little, only some were recorded in the ancient records.

The Emerald Demon Birds once caused a major catastrophe in the ancient world. During those times, an Emerald Demon Bird once fed on a true dragon's brain and continued evolving to become the most terrifying killer of that era.

To avenge the murder of a dragon, the Dragon Clan which dominated the continent during the era gathered its forces to massacre the Emerald Demon Birds and annihilated them completely.

Thereafter, the Emerald Demon Birds were exterminated in an operation that was carried out in the soul beasts' world. They were singled out to be killed under the leadership of a few soul beast kings. Only a few survived the massacre. From then on, the Emerald Demon Birds' threat to the living creatures on the continent was greatly reduced. Even when the birds appeared occasionally, they were extremely cautious and vigilant.

Joseph never thought that the bird was someone with such a deep history. He knew that he was done for when that bird declared to kill him.

As for how Joseph came to know about so many things...it was because of the blue screen that suddenly in front of his eyes after the Emerald Demon Bird started wreaking havoc in the forest.

He was part of the fanfiction community when he was alive and was familiar with cheats. He knew that most reincarnators and transmigrators receive powers. It was natural he got it as well.

As for his power...it was Google.

Yes, you read that right, it IS Google!

The blue screen had the Google logo in the middle and there was a long box below it where many things can be searched.

When it first appeared, Joseph was scared but after some time, he was able to figure it out and soon used it to his advantage.

[ Where am I?]

This was his first question.

[ The place you live in is called the Star Dou Forest.]

[ Am I still in my world?]

[ No you were reincarnated after you died.]

[ Why am I a spider?]

[ Your soul chose this body.]

After that, he asked about the bird and has been on the run ever since. For some time, he could not do anything because he didn't know when the bird will try to kill him.

After entering a tree through a small hole in the trunk. Joseph sighed and sat down.

He was too weak to even stand up, the last few days have been very hard for him. But he knew he could waste any time.

He logged into Google and typed...it came with typing features...

[ How do I escape this situation?]

For some reason, unlike before a single answer didn't pop up.

He looked at the screen and found that many articles suggested how to escape such situations.

Not knowing what to do, Joseph clicked the first article and started reading it.

[ Title: How to escape an Emerald Demon Bird who is after your life as a spider?

Author: Little Spider

Hey guys I hope you are all doing well. In today's article, I will tell you guys about all the tips and tricks that you can use to escape such a situation.

Even though the situation you are in is quite dreadful, please keep fighting! The Emerald Demon Bird is an abomination! During ancient times, it had once killed a dragon but that led to the destruction of its species...few barely managed to escape and live.

Since your life is probably on the line let's not delay and get right into it!

Oh right...dont forget to like this article and subscribe...if you don't want to miss such content in the future...well if you don't die that is.

That was a bit dark hahaha forget about such things. Here are the steps that you need to follow to escape from an Emerald Demon Bird:

Step 1: Suicide

I know I know this sounds generic. I mean who doesn't want to kill themselves after offending such an Abomination. At least for the sake of your species you should kill yourself. If you don't know how to kill yourself, click here " 100 ways to kill yourself painlessly"

I guarantee you that it works! I have never once in my career after recommending it received a single complaint from those that have tried these methods! ]

Reading the first step, Joseph was dumbfounded.

" What the f*ck? What is up with this little spider? 100 ways to die painlessly! Instead of saying get some help, he is recommending articles to kill yourself! Disgusting!" He exclaimed.

He looked around and clicked " 100 ways to kill yourself painlessly" swiftly.

" I hope it's not premium..."

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