WELCOME

Hi, I'm Lisa. I may be found inside the book. (a/i: this is how I interrupt) This story includes gay-ness so if you are homophobic or this makes you uncomfortable, I recommend you read a different book. This book is: cringey, weird, and not straight. Like me.

Also, I've been observing -stalking- some people. And...well...being straight seems hard. How do you guys do it? *shudders*

I don't really know what else to say so...ENJOY THE BOOK...

Wait I thought of something. I use British spelling and words/slang/phrases that you might not understand. I'll try to explain them...some may be hard to explain. We are weird people. And on top of that, I'm also a Directioner....that includes words like 'fook' and 'loosah' and 'idioeh' and 'turdy' (thirty) and 'pewend' (pound/£) and 'yoro' (euro) an- I could go on forever. You'll find them and some One Direction references. I can't help myself. I truly apologise for what you are about to read if you choose to continue.

Oh....the main characters are gay...BUT they don't come out (a/i: as gay). Why? Because if straight people don't have to come out as straight, they don't need to come out as gay.

And there's like a question thingy at the bottom of each chapter/part that you don't have to answer but I'm nosey and just really want to know. =)

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd. *pause for dramatic effect* Have fun

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