1 Chapter 1: At that moment...
[Deep into the forest, lies ahead a hardworking cheery- no, more like ungrateful kid shoveling deep into the snow, trying to make a pathway towards his sheltering house, whille constantly and slowly being covered in snow. Snow being knee deep, he has no time to sweat but only to gasp for air as he grabs on to heavy snow.]
???: *pant pant pant* Damn, why do I have to shovel this damn much snow? I prefer washing the dishes, and yet I get handed this much heavier chore. Bullshit, honestly! My parents just don't know how I feel... Why don't my sisters even find the time to use this moment to do what I do for once? Lazy dummies...
- My name is Akihiko Taniguchi. This is the story of my mishaps and unfurtunate livelihood as a 16 year old unhealthy kid, who aims to become successful in life and someday find a partner who I can rely on someday and perhaps rely on me. More or less, I want to get to interact on a happy relationship as soon as possible, or else I'd find myself alone in the future. My greatest error in life, is that I'm always forced to transfer to different schools that I couldn't find the time to make friends and such. I neither have a girlfriend or a bestfriend, and it bothers me whenever I think about such circumstances. My life is very harsh, but at the same time it's not that bad either.
- Right now, my current situation is that I go to school every weekdays and take a break on weekends. I am always alone during class hours, and I have no one to call a friend. I'm part introverted and part extroverted. I am confused of my status, but that doesn't matter to me. I aim to find atleast one friend and get to know him or her. But to be honest, it seems like it's near impossible for me to acknowledge that I will ever have friends, or rather, it feels like I'll only have one I could talk to if I can live a million years later. The reality is, I will never be able to live a normal life as a kid healthily. No coincidences and miracles will ever come close to me in anyway possible. I'm just that unfortunate, but then again not that it matters, as long as I get to watch as much animes as possible that would fill my hunger for entertainment-
Akihiko: ...hmm?
While shoveling, I discovered something... erratic and disturbing. When digging my shovel carefully to the same place, it feels like I've come across something soft and chubby/ What is this?
???: OUCHIE!
Akihiko: What the--!
--fuck?! After doing the following, I've tumbled down my ass and suddenly, beneath the snow awakens a gir-
???: Hey! What do you think you're doing, pervert?!
Akihiko: P-p-pervert?! Excuse me, what do YOU think you're doing sleeping under the snow?! Are you looking for a death wish or something?!
???: Haaaa?! Does it even hurt to apologize or something, dipshit? Atleast say your sorry for hurting my skin or something!
Akihiko: Look who's talking, you ungrateful shit! Why are you even sleeping beneath the snow, NOT expecting something or yet, even have a clue on what will happen for sleeping under?!
???: It's true that it's my fault. but how are you not affected by my looks? Shouldn't you be at awe for how beautiful I look?
Akihiko: Fuck off, you might be-
You're right. You do look beautiful, but-
Akihiko: --more stupider than I thought other than being pretty. Your attitude is gross and stupidly meanie!
???: What does that even mean?!
In my view, if not for your horrible behavior and dumb talk, this might have been a love at first sight. However, instanteneously, this turned more of into a disaster. Regret only filled my eyes for even agreeing to accept the job on shoveling from my parents.
Akihiko: Alright, I had enought of it! Don't even talk to me, and leave me alone. This is my family's property and yet you're trespassing!
???: (LOL) You talk like it's your property, but I don't think that's the case at all! Hahaha!
Akihiko: And what do you mean by that?! For someone as stupid like you, of course you wouldn't understand.
???: Are you sure about that? *giggles*
Akihiko: ...
I don't get this girl. Why does she even have to look so perfectly attractive and yet be stupid on the inside?! No, more like... what's the point of living on this place either?! For the first time in my life, I want to get out of here and live somewhere else, just because of a single individual.
???: Ha! Now you're ignoring me! You really are stupid. Anyhow, I'll just leave you alone. Hopefully this would be our first and last encounter with each other.
Akihiko: I jinx that! If that ever comes true, I would truly feel thankful for the rest of my life.
???: Same here, you're too ungrateful for my taste anyways.
Akihiko: Ungrateful?! Just so you know, I'm a gentleman at first glance and I'm careful with my hands.
[Unconciously, he makes a shaky gesture that represents groping a chest, and to her impression she giggles.]
???: Hahaha, is that so? My first impression of you is never that impressive even, not even close to being a gentleman at all.
Akihiko: ...
???: Hell, you're not even that lookin' attractive! I'm disgusted at you, don't ever talk to me again.
Akihiko: ...I could say the same shit to you. I'm ignoring you until you leave me. Get out of my sight, scum.
???: Hmmph!
As seconds pass by, she walks away, with arms in arm, frustrated and furious. I'm glad we parted ways here, otherwise who knows what kind of pleasure I'd get just by being around her frustrating and dumb side.
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I've spent my countless hours from morning until afternoon, and I'm near done at shoving away all the stupid snow. And what's more, I've forgotten about that certain stupid incident just earlier. I have felt relief and awe that she never came back to my face again.
Akihiko: Phew... Now that's over, guess I'll have my share of meal and--
"KYAAAAAH!"
Akihiko: What the fuck?! Someone's screaming just nearby!
Unconciously, my body starts moving on it's own and is running towards that direction. Something tells me I'm about to encounter something unsightly again, but regardless, someone's screamed out of their lungs as if looking for help. I must see this to the end!
"DON'T RUN AWAY FUCKTARD! YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT OF INJURY HERE, SAYO!"
"Shut up! Don't speak to me again!! I don't wanna see you anymore!"
That voice... is it--
???: Huh?
Akihiko: ?!
That's right, it's Miss Toxic Bitch, right in front of me. We've had our fair share of glare and right behind her, is certainly her boyfriend.
???: ...
[After running away from a thug looking guy, the girl runs behind Akihiko, looking to be shielded.]
"Haaa?! Do you two know each other, stupid boy-o?"
Akihiko: Wait, I don't know what the fuck is going on in here, but I certainly do not know what is going on~
"Fucking right, fuckwit!"
[The thug, punches Akihiko straight into the face. Untamed of his power, he unintentionally knocks him out, or rather by accident did it.]
"Oh shit. Wait, I didn't mean to knock him out... is he dead?!"
???: You scumbag! Why would you even punch him! This is why I left your retarded ass!
"..."
[Akihiko lying flat on the ground, still breathing and clouds visible on his mouth as it comes out. She gives a sight of relief on the young girl, as she strokes Akihiko's hair while unconciously lying his head on her lap and as she is seated on her knees.]
???: Get out. I don't wanna see you anymore.
" *mumbling grunts* "
???: What DID YOU SAY?!
"..."
[Time as still as it is, the girl tears up and lets out a startled cry. Moreover, a helpful crowd arrives.
- Additionally, while Akihiko is on his sleep, a small tear comes out of his right eye.]
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