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                DateMeMinjoon

Minjoon:

I hate this fucking group chat name

Minjoon:

I feel so targeted

Areum:

Then go out with me

Hyunsik:

Targeted ?

Hyunsik:

You don't even know what targeted means until government has a million dollar bounty on your head.

Minjoon:

Dude what happened to you this summer?

Hyunsik:

I played video games and napped. What about you guys?

Areum:

Tried and failed to get minjoon's nude online

Minjoon:

Aaaand I'm out

Hyunsik:

Where is jae? She is not at school today.

Hyunsik:

She owes me money

Areum:

Why?

Minjoon:

Why?

Hyunsik:

I bet her money that Arthur's married with kids and she didn't believe me LMFAO

Dan:

Who is Arthur?

JungJae:

John legend lol

Yeonjun:

Isn't Arthur a rat?

Wonho:

The guy who buys foot pics from jae?

Yeonjun:

John legend buys foot pics from jae?

Areum:

No, but he'd pay something more than

Alabama

Areum:

Seriously , what the fuck is his name?

Wonho:

Yo Areum , Just buy foot pics from jae

Areum:

Why the fuck will I buy toe pics from jae she I can buy dick pics from Minjoon?

Areum:

Please tell me they are for sale

Minjoon:

You make me sick

JungJae:

Ahh Denial

Areum:

JungJae if you don't shut up , I will feed you maggots.

Areum:

Where is Jae anyway , she is always hella active .

JungJae:

I don't know

Dan:

Do you guys want to go see a movie this weekend? Hyunsik agreed :-)

Yeonjun:

Omg I really want to see 3d panda documentary

JungJae:

Anything but the 3d panda documentary

Minjoon:

Only if areum isn't going

Areum:

Hey!!!

Minjoon:

You will try to grope my dick in the dark.

Areum:

No I won't

JungJae:

Can you both shut up? We are trying to make plans here.

Wonho:

I'm going out of town . it's my grandma's birthday

Hyunsik:

She's gonna die anyway and besides she's had more than enough birthdays.

Hyunsik:

Come hang with us.

Yeonjun:

I can introduce you to a cute girl .

Areum:

Yeonjun! Wonho already knows me

Yeonjun:

You delusional bitch!!!

Dan:

Hey ! Areum is pretty and nice besides we have been friends since we were five but she can be annoying sometimes and I can't even stand her.

Hyunsik:

Wonho are you coming or not?

Hyunsik:

He doesn't like replying text .

Hyunsik:

I swear I am going murder his ass

JungJae:

Kinky

Minjoon:

Kinky

Dan:

Kinky

Yeonjun:

Kinky

Areum:

Kinky

Hyunsik:

I really won't hesitate to kill you all

Areum:

You are scared of cockroaches so there is no way you will even punch us.

Hyunsik:

I will EXPOSE YOU

Minjoon:

Do it

Dan:

I probably know what it is lol

Areum:

Do it skank

Hyunsik:

Okay I lied , I have nothing on you but I'm a soft bitch on the inside please LET ME LIVE.

Yeonjun:

You are flaccid on the inside

JungJae:

Yeonjun!!!

Hyunsik:

You fuckers annoy me so much

Hyunsik left the chat

Dan:

Abandonment issues = Active

Areum:

Awwh I liked Hyunsik

Minjoon:

You like everyone -_-

Areum:

I like you the most .

Yeonjun:

Stop flirting or I will puck

Dan:

Apparently vomit kink are a thing .

Minjoon:

Someone DMed me on Instagram and asked me if I could mail the my hair for sexual reasons .

Areum:

Eww

Yeonjun:

You guys are such losers

Areum:

Then why are you friends with us?

Dan:

You said I was the best person in the world this morning!!!

Dan:

You liar .

Yeonjun:

Danho you extra ass bitch you know I love you .

Yeonjun:

Anyway, do you guys do the psych homework? I forgot and I need to copy off someone

JungJae:

We had homework?

Areum:

I haven't even bought the textbook yet

JungJae:

Why didn't you tell me?

Dan:

Probably because the teacher yelled a billion times about the homework

Minjoon:

I lost my worksheet

Minjoon:

Areum do you have them?

Areum:

Now you want me -_-

Minjoon:

Oh fuck off

Yeonjun:

You guys are useless.

Areum:

Honestly , fuck psych homework . I don't care anymore , I'm in senior year.

Yeonjun:

You cried in math today because you got 92/100 and you thought that was too low

Yeonjun:

Stop lying , we all know you are an over archiver who cares about school .

JungJae:

Fuck off I got 80/100

Dan:

Really? I got 112/100

Dan:

I wrote all the answer using all the words so the teacher gave me 12 points

Minjoon:

I got 36/100

Dan:

I thought the quiz was easy

Yeonjun:

You deadass spend your time reading your butt off .

Minjoon:

I failed the quiz.

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