2 PSHHH, WHO NEEDS SOCIAL INTERACTIONS, I HAVE MY KPOP!

Is it sad if you never go out at all from Friday night until Monday morning? No, I don't believe it to be so, and I actually have a good reason! I mean, what's social media and the internet for, if not staying cooped up in your bedroom all day looking at hot Korean guys and watching anime and kdramas? I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN KOOKIE'S ABS?!?! („ಡωಡ„) I'm sure we've all been there before, telling yourself just one more video of kpop dance covers and ends up closing your phone at 7am in the morning and realizing you pulled an all-nighter and that you have to hand in a 2 page french essay first period? It is an amazing feeling of accomplishment! orz

But actually, who would want to get out of bed in the morning and actually be productive and do homework? I mean, the weather is always right to stay indoors and read manga! _(:зゝ∠)_ Don't get me wrong, I LOVE school, I mean, who doesn't love spending 8 hours trapped in a concrete box while older humans talk to you the whole time, who wouldn't love it?! (If you can't tell this is sarcasm, please *actually* go to school, you probably need it.) In all honesty, I think we all know that we can and should be productive members of society, doing homework and actually going to school on time and NOT sleeping on your laptop at 2am in the morning on a weekday, but where's the fun in that? (〒▽〒)

An introverted person simply does not go outside, we either get dragged outside and dissipate into ash like vampires, or we get lured by the promise of free food or free anime merch. One does not simply voluntarily "hangout at a mall" when one is an introvert. NO NO NO, one simply geeks out about how hot Kookie was showing off his abs on national television (but we all know EVERYONE saw that (ŐωŐ人) ) and how soft he can still be! *INTENSE FANGIRLY SHRIEKS THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DYING WHALE* I can legit watch all the theories about the tear comeback while stuffing myself with chips and lying in my bed like an animal, so I ain't ever leaving my room! V WAS SO BEAUTIFUL THO, LIKE MY WIG IS LEGIT HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD, CAN HE NOT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT WITH HIS INNOCENT EYES AEonAPEMVEQVnb[P}AV;[qebov{Q.

Don't look at me like that, I know you all do it too.

I'm sure all of us at some point online has once wandered into the 'healthy' part of the internet, where most people are fit, buff or hot, or all of the above combined. I'm sure all of us has thought, wow, I wish I could be like that, I should probably start by dieting, thought you while snacking on chips, oreos and a butt load of chocolate.(ಠ_ಥ) And this is the kind of thing that social media can be good for, promoting public health and fitness.

But then you remember all the memes and anime and kpop crack videos you can find and then you realize that you truly were born in the right decade.