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Meet me at the penis festival

"haha you have to learn to pay attention at all times Ryouta," an old man in a Shinto priest outfit said hitting a boy with a wooden sword

"Gramps stop hitting me," A boy with blond hair said rubbing his head

the old man shakes his head saying"how far we've fallen. When I was your age I could dodge bullets"

"bullshit they didn't have bullets when you were a kid"

the boy got a fist to the head.

"kids should respect their elders and let them make up stories"

'did you just admit you make up stories to a little kid?' Ryouta thought.

"ok I'm going to take a shower you are leaving next month for your training with your... father. when you come back I hope you take over the shrine"

"forget that I'm going to be an athlete," Ryouta said putting his hands on his hips laughing"

"brat you should continue...hey stop running off while I'm scolding you"

"haha see ya gramps"

Katsuhito looks at his grandson run "*sigh* he would be the perfect person to take over however he wants to play sports. He is a lot better than that damn son of mine who all he does is flirt and that damn daughter of mine who married that demon..."

As Ryouta runs he starts thinking about his memories he's regained a couple of months ago. His name is Ryouta Kise. However, no one alive goes by the name Kise. He is using his grandmother's name. When he was born his father (Rihan Nura) and mother (Wakana Nura) gave him up. Something about he was better off in the light than the dark. His uncle (Nobuyuki Masaki) who is his mothers elder brother adopted him and has been raising him. He asked his uncle about them and he said he thinks they are members of the Yakuza. Also, the family on this side needed a male heir. His father side is called the Nura and his mother side is called the Misaki. The reason he is called Kise is two reasons one he doesn't want to be connected to his mother. Two is to prevent anyone from connecting him to the Misaki family when traveling due to them having some hidden enemies.

He knew he has a younger brother that was 2 or 3 years younger than him. He also knew that his father died last year but he didn't care. If they didn't want him then he didn't want to do anything with them. besides, he felt that Yakuza would affect his athletic career. However, he wasn't too aware of how.

The world is completely different than his previous one. The technology is very basic. They have cell phones but only huge ones that only the rich could afford. They have something in houses called landlines. When Ryo found this out he was shocked. Speaking of technology they have internet but there is basically nothing on there its just for information. There are a few good video games. In Korea, there are talks about making a game for the pc but everyone thought they are crazy, Some places don't even have any technology and are cut off from the world... Also, the evil mouse corporation doesn't own the world. The god of anime Osamu Tezuka has still made Astro boy but no one has made any great works since. As for Novels and books, there is no Isekai genre and they don't even have harry, potter.

As for sports, there are no A-T's, however, martial arts are big here, there are basket, tennis and other sports too that are huge.

"Everyday it's the same thing. Gramps will attack me while I'm doing work. He also forces me to train with him our family's special style of swordsmanship. damn it whatever."

Ryouta walked and ended up going to a cave near the Masaki Shrine. "hmm do I hear something?" He saw the cave was locked off "why would he lock a cave near a shrine...is there a bear or something in there"

"no there is a demon in there"

"ahh," A voice spoke up behind him "gramps you nearly gave me a heart attack...wait! demon?"

"Ryouta why must you come here. This place is forbidden. "

"gramps why is it forbidden and what demon"

"Listen closely, A long time ago a demon came from the sky. Its strength was enormous and terrible. It destroyed villages, burned everything and our people suffered greatly because of its evil powers"

"...okay?"

"One day a ship like a dragon appeared and on its bow was a mighty samurai. He fought the demon with a sword with great spiritual powers now the demons sleep. That man was Yosho your ancestor. Remember and respect your ancestor."

"...gramps that all sounds like bullshit. "

"what"

"I mean even if that is true doesn't that mean that old man couldn't beat that demon."

"no he could but"

"besides sword of great spiritual power..." he shakes his head and walks away "what does that mean."

he walks but then stops "but I feel bad leaving this demon here..."

"you feel bad leaving a demon? " 'is it because of his roots..."

"yeah...it must be lonely living in isolation..." he thought about the few years he spent just watching his friends while he waited for Botan. he couldn't imagine how it would be for hundreds of years.

"what would you know about being isolated "

"well I'm an abandoned child who parents didn't want me and lived with an abusive grandfather and a playboy father figure...my future is kind of bleak"

He received a bonk on the head "Don't talk about your elders like that and leave this cave now."

Rubbing his head he walks away but not before saying "Demon one day I will free you and we can become athletes together "

"As that will ever happen you have to beat me first"

"...just wait for it gramps"

As they left the cave they didn't notice that there was a skeleton eyes glow red.

For the next month, Ryouta would sneak into the cave for the next month talking to the demon...or himself. He would tell it stuff about his dreams to be the number one and will be named Kazu.

"well my friend I am leaving, for now, I'll be back in a few years...sorry for leaving you behind. I wasn't able to beat gramps but we will meet again soon. Next time I won't lose.

"Oh, Ryo it seems your ready to leave." A handsome man with glasses. He is the worlds number one architect.

"pops I've been ready for hours your late"

"haha sorry sorry but I was busy no let us go. "

The Misaki lived on a shrine in the mountains areas as they were walking They saw the village and everyone knew Nobuyuki

"hey its Nobuyuki keep our daughter inside"

"Take our daugther inside we don't want him taking advantage of her"

"I love you Nobu-sama"

"...old man"

"haha I am glad I'm love"

After a few miles. Ryouta and his uncle ended a small village. "old man what are we doing here?" they were at a coffee place.

"Oh, I know this pretty young girl who is recently single. I will add her to my harem. So while I'm making her mine for the next month you here is some money do what you want and come meet me for the Honesai (penis festival)"

"...old man.." he left a stunned Ryouta..."Damn it ! is everyone on this planet like this." he grumbled

"hey nii-san did that boy just get abandon

"shh let's not speak like that Saya " but she didn't listen. She went over to Ryouta and said

"hey onii if you want to feel better you should go to this Kokonatsu store. they have lots of sweets that will make you feel better"

".." A depressed Ryouta looks at the girl and feels bad for a little girl trying to cheer him up and he smiles "Thanks angel I will do that! can you show me the way"

She nodded and they started walking to the store. Along the way she almost tripped so he held her hand so she wouldn't fall which caused her to blush like crazy.

"th-this is Kokonatsu shop "

"thanks oh wait a moment ok"

"...okay" 'Why isn't he embarrassed...does that mean we look like a couple? Are we dating now?"

Ryouta went inside. As he was inside Saya looked to the side and saw two boys playing trying to win a Yin-yang badge.

She looks at one of them winning a cat badge. "I kind of want a cat badge..but he will think I'm still a kid." She looks sad

He comes out of the store with three ice popsicles. Ryouta sees her staring at the cat badge and smiles. She notices him looking at her and she tried to pretend that she was just wondering what they were doing

"I don't want a cat badge. I just was looking at them that's all"

"oh really" he just walks over to the two boys and plays with the machine and plays with it and wins a yin yang badge.. "hey you two can I trade you for this Yin-yang badge."

"Yeah, big brother here you go" an excited little boy with glasses takes his cat badge and gives it to him. He wanted a yin-yang badge too. He went to the machine and wins a cat badge this time

"how come you wanted to trade if you tried again?. " The boys were confused

"well one is for my girlfriend"

"girlfriend? "

He walks over to her. "wow look at this I have an extra cat badge if only I had someone who wanted one. "

"well I " right before she could say something they saw an old lady being harassed by a bunch thugs

"leave her alone " a blond girl in a karate gi shouted 'so cool' saya thought

"yeah aren't you ashamed to be fighting elders"

"huh when did he get there"

Ryouta and the girl looked at each other "I got the legs" the girl said fast as lightning attacking the back of their legs. Ryouta then comes attacks the their backs sending them to the floor knocking them down.

"haha, you're pretty good."

"you too...oh old lady are you okay" She runs to the old lady

the old lady thanks them and called the police. Ryouta tied them up and Saya comes over asking if he was alright

"don't do stuff like that! what if you got hurt" She started crying

Ryouta didn't know what to say considering they just met and he didn't think much of their meeting...she really is an angel.

"haha I'm sorry but I'm going to be the greatest athlete and if I run from danger there is no way for me to achieve it, " he said rubbing his nose

"greatest athlete? " The girl with karate gi said".oh nowhere did my quarter go I wanted to buy a cat badge." she started crying"grandpa only gave me a quarter"

'Ryouta thought about how his grandfather was stingy... '

He looks at Saya and the other girl and takes out the cat badges and says "here you go"

He handed both of them popscicles and badges

"I can't accept this grandpa said I can't accept this. Grandpa said that I shouldn't accept gifts from strangers."

"well he's right...how about this. My name is Ryouta Kise but my friends call me Kazu and what are your two names."

Saya realized she never told him his name and stumbled saying "I'm Saya Endō " bowing

"I'm Miu Fūrinji"

he looks at her for a second and wonders if she is a member of the Furinji clan but shakes his head. "well now we're friends " He smiles and puts the popsicle and badges in their hands.

"friends..I have friends you two are my first friends"

"huh you never had friends before Miu-chan" Saya asked

"well I only talk to my statue (he's referring to the demon) or my grandpa"

"...sorry wait where are you going to stay? Your daddy left you right"

"yeah I guess I'll train for a while"

"Training huh you do look like your training well"

"yeah I'm in training ...umm sir who are you" a huge giant of a man appeared

"Grandpa" Miu hugs her grandfather "this is my grandpa Hayato Fūrinji, grandpa these are my two new friends"

Miu happy introduces them"

"his style seems familiar" he mumbled.

"Grandpa can he stay at the Ryōzanpaku for a month he has no place to stay"

"..alright but he has to pay the entrance fee"

"sure gramps...Also, can I get some training with you? You have gotten your granddaughter so strong you seemed powerful"

"Oh, you are interested in martial arts?"

Ryouta just smiled...Ryouta will soon regret this decision

Hayato Fūrinj and Mui Furinji from History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi

Saya Endō is from Dagashi Kashi

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