5 Chapter 5: LA
So they all got off the plane in LA and grace was waiting for them
Grace
Finally you get here you were supposed to be here an hour ago
Ash
Sorry grace a bit of turbulence on the way
Grace
Did you bring the suitcase?
Ash
Yes grace your lucky too cause we re-stocked it in Scotland so there are different Scottish lollies in there
Hayley
Don't eat all of them
Matthew
Hang on she knows about the suitcase?
Grace
Oh my god it's him
Ash
There's no god grace only the Etha and the devil
Matthew
Dear lord she'll yet be saved
Ash
This girl doesn't confess her sins she embraces them especially at night
Grace
Do I have to watch this flirting?
Ash
Ok let's get moving
Grace
Ok so we're going in a limo
Ash
Geese rich people all round
Hayley
Says the one that earns $500,000 every three months
Ash
I don't have a classy limo though
Grace
Anyway a limo is out front and my house is pretty big, y'all see soon why I have enough money
They got their luggage and went to the limo and arrived at graces house
Ash
Wow that's big
Grace
It's LA and also, honey I'm home
Pete and Manu showed up at the door
Ash
Manu? Your kidding right?
Grace
Um I'm actually married to Pete, Manu's here for the ride
Ash
Tell me something knew
Pete looks at Manu and he has a shocked face
Pete
Hey Manu what's up?
Ash
Seen a ghost Manu?
Hayley
Ok let's get inside we can talk about it later hey grace?
Grace
Yes thankyou Hayley, we're having a friend's sleepover
Hayley
So where is our rooms
Grace
Um right for the month Hayley and rooster are down the hall to the left than a right and first door on the left and Ash and Matthew are on the opposite side
Ash
Cool we'll place our stuff there and bring up the suitcase, and start the sleepover
So they all placed their stuff in their rooms and went upstairs there were matrices laid out and a stack of movies on the coffee table and they all laid down in their matrices
Matthew
How do you get our new on these beds?
Grace
Manu is good with his hands
Manu
Better than I can say for someone else
Matthew
Ok what is with you two, what happened
Ash
He's bloody lucky that his friends wife is a cop and I told her not to arrest him
Grace
It's about time you told everyone including Mathew
Matthew
What?
Ash
When I was born I was flatline for 4 minutes, well that's what it seemed to everyone
Matthew started poking her
Flatline?
Ash
Told you he'll do this
Grace
Just keep going
Ash
I was in hell
Matthew
Bull shit
Ash
I was and I saw the devil
Matthew
What?
Ash
Lucifer you know, didn't look half bad either
Matthew
What?
Ash
I have a special relationship with Lucifer and because of this relationship I can't die permanently
Matthew
Ok so you can't die?
Ash
No I cant, literally you can say about me but I'll be back
Matthew
Ok I don't understand what this has to do with Manu
Ash
Well how do I explain this
Manu
There was a mistake and I shot her thinking she was my murderous ex wife
Ash
And I came back after being flatline for 4 minutes again always 4
Matthew
Why?
Hayley
4 minutes here is one month in hell
Matthew
Ok so my girlfriend is an immortal that has a special relationship with the devil and Manu tried killing his ex bit got her, she always comes back in 4 minutes which is 30 days in hell which is where she goes everytime she dies?
Ash
Well when you say it like that it sounds boring
Matthew
So this special relationship? What is it?
Ash
I do things for him and I'm also devil mistress of hell
Matthew
So what like your his wife?
Ash
Yeah that's exactly what I am
Matthew
WHAT?
Matthew fainted
Grace
And he faints, so you going to show him?
Ash
What these?
Ash flexes out a pair wings
Hayley
I love them
Ash
Fine get him up and make sure he doesn't faints again and you can pat them
Hayley
Cool ok
Hayley woke up Mathew and he almost fainted again but Hayley prevented that
Ash
You want to feel them?
Matthew put out his hand and feels them
Matthew
Their real ok there really real
Ash
Yeah dose this change anything about us?
Matthew
Possibly yes, your the wife of the devil himself and you have wings
Ash heard a voice
You see I told you he wouldn't understand
Ash
Look I love you Matthew and him a little I'm mean if I was allowed to show you him I would but I took a vow to never tell
Matthew
Wow ok I'm trying to wrap my head around this I I want to go home
Ash
I told you Hayley he won't stay around for long if I tell him
Matthew
I'm just going to go, thanks girls for the wonderful time but your on your own now
Ash stood up
I'll take you to the airport
Matthew
No
Ash
Ok at least the door?
Matthew
Ok
Ash helped him pack up and headed to the front door
Ash
Change your mind please change it
Matthew
I'm sorry I'll call you sometime
Ash
You walk out now I'll never see you again
Matthew
Ok I can live with that
Ash
No you won't
Matthew
Goodbye ash, thanks for everything
Ash
At least take my business card if you need a lawyer
Matthew
Bye
Ash closed the door and cried and she put her wings back in and Hayley came down and hugged her
Ash
I told you he would react like that
Hayley
Ok let's get you upstairs
Ash
Hang in I'm going to the roof to um prey
Hayley
Ok we won't start the movie without you
Ash went to the roof and preyed out loud
Ash
My sweet devil lucifer I need you here you were right, no out siders will accept the truth
Ash went back inside and started to unthread Mathews name from the matrices
Grace
Don't he'll be back
Ash
It's fine grace seriously some people fear what they don't know anyway I'm married for devils sake to the devil I only root up here cause he's mostly down there
Hayley
Fair point but I mean Ash he ment so much to you and your throwing it a at just like that?
Ash
It was his choice now let's get watching the movie
Hayley
Actually show
Ash
?
Hayley
We thought it be nice to watch lucifer
Ash
Ok
They all watched some episodes and Ash fell asleep and she got woken up by Hayley
Hayley
Hey come downstairs we got something to show you
Ash went downstairs into the Celler
Ash
Hayley, rooster, Peter? What are you doing here?
Hayley
To show you the truth
Hayley morphed into a wolf and rooster and Peter expanded wings
Ash
Ammenadiel? Murial? What are you doing here?
Rooster
To look after lucifer of course
Ash
Where is he?
Hayley
Right behind you
Ash turned around
Ash
Mathew?
Matthew
Lucifer, it's always been me
Ash
Prove it
Matthew expanded wings
Ash
Wow my friends hide this from me
Hayley morphed back into a human
Hayley
Don't forget the two sleepy people upstairs
Peter
We can't tell them we also have your gift as they call it
Ash
Ok I get that part but your a long way from your home Ammenadiel and murial?
Pete
Pete and rooster please and also special god business
Ash
Oh my gosh really I feel sorry for you to have your own father as your boss
Murial
Told you she isn't a believer
Ash
Oh I'm somewhat of a believer just I worship me and my husband
Matthew
Yeah after you gave me a heart
Ash
You actually deserve it now what happened earlier?
Matthew
Was well Ammenadiel's idea of a joke
Ash
Wow you call that a joke now I know you have no sense of humour and your lucky angels can't harm another otherwise I'll cut off your wings
Hayley
Ok let's go back upstairs and watch more lucifer
Ash
Well I get to watch him for the rest of my life which is for all eternity
They all went upstairs and watched Lucifer
Ash
shouldn't you be in your sexy body?
Matthew
You don't remember? Angels or demons inhabit those who are about to die
Ash
You mean Mathew almost died
Matthew
The day I found you he got hit by a car and I knew he interested you so I took advantage of that and found you
Ash
Ok what about rooster?
Rooster
The fire got him and I took this body when I figured lucifer was in earth
Ash
And Pete?
Pete
MKR one of the teams gave him a serious case of food poisoning hence I took over
Ash
Well it's good to be back as a family again
Matthew
We could go back into our other forms of you like we just have to grab the container and lucky for us it is here in LA arriving at the docks as we speak
Ash
How do you know?
Matthew
Locator tracking device
Ash
Right cause they are so not expensive really I bet they were a hundred dollars
Rooster
Somewhere around that number
Ash
Well then we'll go to the docks in the morning before they wake up hey on they need to be half dead?
Matthew
Well they are in a constant coma state so they sort of are all we know it works
Ash
Ok well let's sleep I'm tired too much excitement for one day
They all went to sleep and in the morning they went to the docks and Lucifer, Ammenadiel and murial got well as they called it changing like clothes
Ash
So where's Masakine?
Masakine
Hello there Ash?
Ash
Maze? How's my favourite demon?
Masakine
Great bounty hunting is great and I have enough money to buy you all rounds of your favourite drinks
Hayley
We have to go grab grace and Manu so I'll get them and you guys stay here
Lucifer
Maze you don't have money
Masakine
I know that's why we're going to LUX
Lucifer
Your going to send me dry
Masakine
I know but I'm her favourite demon
Ash
She has a point
Lucifer
But what about me?
Ash
I said demon not devil
Lucifer
But I am the only devil?
Ash
I know so she's my favourite demon and your my favourite devil
Lucifer
I don't get it but I'll take it
Masakine
That's all you need boss
Lucifer
Boss? You haven't called me that in ages
Masakine
And I do believe she has never felt your magical body in full fling yet
Ash
Well if that's true, you still have a promise to keep
Lucifer
Later ok? Right now we need a drink so where is Hayley?
Ash
Tom Ellis
Lucifer
What?
Ash
That body you have is Tom Ellis's body what happened to him?
Lucifer
The car crash he was in
Ash
But he died in that crash
Lucifer
Yes I became him after he completely flat lined and I paid the nurse to say that he died and I was his twin brother Lucifer Morningstar how did you know about the crash?
Ash
Beside the fact it was on TV, I was in a taxi and he went to fast and drove Mr Ellis off the road as well as us Tom Ellis went to hospital with me and the taxi driver got treated then went to jail. He was in the same Ward room as me I cried when he died but once again I drew you to me
Lucifer
Well it's Lucifer Morningstar now
Ash
Wouldn't have it any other way
Hayley drive up
You all coming or what? LUX ain't gonna open it self
They all got in the car and grace was astonished
Grace
Ok Hayley explained everything
Lucifer
Oh that's why you took so long
Grace
No one told me you were hot
Peter
Excuse me, your married
Lucifer
I don't usually pass on opportunities like that but sorry, mind body and sole belongs to Ash now, emphasis on the body
Grace
Charmer
Lucifer
Lucifer Morningstar, owner of Lux, charming player, consultant for the LADP and the one and only devil
Grace
Grace Wassink, married millionaire to famous chef and apparently angel too
Peter
My fault, at least I chose to stay in this form
Lucifer
I stabbed the last one
Grace
Can you do your devil face?
Ash
Yeah I haven't seen it in a while
Lucifer
Not now maybe tonight if we do another camp out
Ash
I thought we could stay at your place tonight
Lucifer
Maybe tomorrow Darlin so everyone can get use to this face
Manu
Anyone thought about my reaction?
Ash
Manu not the time
Manu
Even if I wear the velvet jacket?
Ash
Manu, we are ok with it all so if your not you can go anytime you like
Lucifer
Hang on its been a while, Manu look at my eyes and tell me what is your deepest desire?
Manu
To be the greatest chef in the whole world
Ash
Typical chefs always want to be top in cooking oh I make a stylish cake and I'm still rejected and you make a few critics and everyone loves you gah lucifer
Hayley
He's right There
Lucifer
It's something she dose instead of saying God she says lucifer or satin what ever she prefers
Grace
Ok we're here wow nice place lucifer
Lucifer
Thanks but aren't you a regular customer?
Grace
No flies on the dark Prince
Lucifer
Really?
Ash
Ok let's go inside
They all went in and had a few drinks
Ash
Hey lucifer, play something for us please?
Lucifer
Ok dearest any request?
Ash
How about sinnerman
Lucifer
Your wish is my command
Lucifer started playing the piano and Ash started singing with him
Ash
I could never hold that last bit for long
Lucifer
I still win 10 points to me
Ash
I'll put it in the score sheet later
Manu
What?
Lucifer
She keeps a score sheet anytime someone in our little group says an amount of points no more than 10 she puts it in score sheet in small diary and at end of year winner goes to spa or footy game and loser pays for it
Ash
Stop stalking me I have to change the name from Mathew to Lucifer now
Lucifer
How many times do I have to say sorry for that?
Ash
You can make it up to me later
Grace
Do you two want to stay up stairs here tonight?
Ash and Lucifer
We're going back to your place
Ash
What I ment by later is tomorrow
Hayley
How many times you can go up now it's your club
Lucifer
I'm not one for passing opportunity but I'm having fun down here performing
So lucifer and Ash kept singing and playing the piano together and than a girl walked behind lucifer
Lucifer
Mary I help you detective?
Ash
Oh my Lucifer is Chloe Decker
Maz
You brought detective douche with you
Lucifer
So what is it now detective?
Chloe
A case has come up
Lucifer
Ok well dearest Ash got to leave for a bit
Chloe
No bring her with you I think she could be helpful
Lucifer
With what?
Chloe
The case and you
Ash
He does need someone to keep him under wraps downtown he?
Chloe
He can get annoying and boring
Lucifer
I am never boring
They all left and went to the crime scene and Ash stood in amazement
Lucifer
Funny how small the world is
Ash
He's my latest client
Chloe
What can you tell us about him?
Ash
Well his name is Samuel Webb, went to highschool with him, he just got in a spot of bother with a drug dealer calls himself DIER
Lucifer
What dose that mean?
Ash
It stood for Drugs Inhale Extacy Regularly
Chloe
So he killed him?
Ash
No Samuel killed DIER
Chloe
That's the spot of bother
Ash
Samuel was his cook, they got into a fist fight I've been trying to prove his innocence until a few months ago when a stranger gave me hard evidence of the murder
Lucifer
This wouldn't be the case in that suitcase of yours would it?
Ash
It is
Chloe
Why bring it here?
Ash
To show him and to tell him I can't represent him anymore but I never got to cause we only landed here yesterday
Chloe
Ok thankyou for your help Ash
Ash
No problemo Detective, helping those who deserve it and punishing those who need it I see why you like it
Lucifer
I know it's thrilling can we go back now?
Chloe
Right you get back and you don't want to do cases any more?
Lucifer
I have friends to hang out with
Chloe
Right for the entire year
Dan
You know what we got this we'll call if we need you
Ash
Ok detective douche, if it's alright with the detective?
Chloe
Yeah you crazy kids go have fun but one question, where are you off to next?
Ash
Alaska
Chloe
Rug up cause it's no LA beach
Ash
Thanks for the tip
They went back to LUX
Hayley
So what did she want?
Ash
One of our clients has been murdered
Hayley
Which one?
Ash
The one in our special suitcase
Hayley
The one message we had to deliver and someone got to him before us damn
Ash
It's gonna be a hell of a month
Lucifer
I have to get used to that cause I could make it hell in a kinky way
Ash
I'll get the stuff later cause we still have a sleep over to attend to tonight
Lucifer
Now your talking my language
Peter
Wow brother, that's just bad flirting
Lucifer
Shut up you can't even make a butterfly fall in love with you
Peter
Could do
Masakine
No Muriel you can't
Peter
You wouldn't know Maze
Masakine
Really? Well I know what Demon steel dose to celestials
Ash
Ok enough of that
Hayley
Ash, dose that guy seem familiar?
Ash looked in one of the dancing booths
Ash
It's him
Lucifer
Who?
Hayley
DIER's brother
Ash
They shared the business so you could call him the boss now
Hayley
If anyone would kill Samuel or hired someone
Ash
It'll be him
Lucifer
You two share sentences often
Ash
Yeah usually
Hayley
Let's call Chloe she can help
Ash
Yeah the detective would be great
Hayley
Don't know who your talking about but I mean your Chloe
Ash
No not Chloe Chloe
Hayley
She works in homicide
Ash
So dose Decker and this is deckers case
Lucifer
She has a point Hayley
Hayley
Fine call Decker hang on is deckers first name Chloe?
Ash
Yes it is
Hayley
What a coincidence
Lucifer
Ok shall we go and tell the detective?
Ash
Ok here's what we'll do, Lucifer go and distract him while I call Chloe outside
So lucifer went and distracted DIER'S Brother and Ash called Chloe and she came and arrested him. The case was solved and Ash and Hayley sent the case files home with a note saying please file.
Lucifer
So there's your case solved
Ash
I know glad it's done
Lucifer
What? Why?
Ash
Well I can spend more time with you and not worry about the case
Lucifer
Right, DETECTIVE?
Chloe
Yes lucifer?
Lucifer
Don't you have someone to thank?
Chloe
Oh yes sorry, thankyou Ash and Hayley for your help on this case and we hope to see you around
Ash
Here for a month
So ash and Hayley spent the month with lucifer, grace, Manu, Pete and rooster and it was mostly at LUX or around town, a month went by quickly and once again Ash, Hayley and Lucifer were boarding plane again
Grace
Well thanks for the great time
Ash
Keep an eye out on murial, he could take anyone to hell
Peter
Very funny
Grace
Ok go to miss your flight
So they all boarded the plane and went to Alaska
