4 Chapter 4: Scotland
Ash, Hayley, Matthew and Rooster Arrived in Scotland
Hayley
So who are we looking for?
Ash
Um I'll know when I see her trust me
Matthew
Dose she know there is 4 of us?
Ash
Yeah texted her last night
Matthew
Oh good ok there's a weird girl waving at us
Ash
That's not just a weird girl, that's Scarlett
Scarlett came running at them
Ash
Ahh Scarlett, long time bcsff
Scarlett
Right back at ya
Matthew
Hi
Scarlett
So is this the so called handsome man you've been telling me about?
Ash
Yes this is Mathew McConaughey
Scarlett
Oh my god
Ash
What?
Scarlett
You've been talking him about for years
Hayley
Ok we've already established that about a month ago let's not re-hash that conversation and let's get moving
Scarlett
Ok there's enough room in the car but I had to leave john at home
Rooster
John?
Scarlett
Yes rooster, your not the only person dating people
Matthew
You two know each other?
Scarlett
Yeah rooster do we know each other?
Rooster
Red Carpet
Matthew
Oh yeah I remember I brought you as my plus one
Rooster
The girl I met
Ash
I knew I recognised you
Rooster
Yeah Scarlett took you as a plus one and me and her
Ash
Had sex I know she told me everything
Matthew
I was there too
Ash
I know that's why I didn't refuse her offer
Scarlett
So you two had sex yet?
Ash
Scar no
Scarlett
Lishy calm down ok I have a ball to go tonight and I'm organising it so your timing couldn't be more perfect I need help
Ash
Well what's the ball for?
Scarlett
Um we can talk about it later but will you help me?
Ash
Yes of course your my bcsff
Matthew
What dose that mean?
Ash
Oh best cousin sister friend forever
Matthew
Wow that close?
Hayley
Yeah I got jealous when I first heard it but I got use to it
Rooster
Can't believe it's you after all this time
Scarlett
Don't you dare say fate brought us together it's not true just a coincidence
Ash
Oh come on you two not now
Scarlett
Well what if Matthew just had sex with you then left in the middle of the night?
Matthew
Ouch, not happening
Scarlett
Your just an example
Matthew
I'm more than that
Ash
Oh look were here
Hayley
Nice house
Ash
Now I believe we are about to meet this great john you always talk about
Scarlett
Great yes he is and I'm not the only one that thinks so, your dad did, I know Mathew McConaughey would
Matthew
1. Just Matthew
And 2. You barely know me
Scarlett (started to open the door)
You look like the man who would like the one, the only john Farnham
Ash
Wow Scarlett you really put yourself out there
Scarlett
Right now getting this right, Ash and Matthew are down the hall, first door on the right and Hayley and rooster are down the hall and second door on the left, now if sex is bound to happen keep it quiet
Ash
Thanks Scarlett now do you want to talk about the ball?
Scarlett
Ahh yes upstairs in the lounge room please, any drinks ask bill the computer
Upstairs was magnificent
Matthew
5 millimetres black bull leather seat couches, (sniffed the leather) humanly killed
Hayley
250cm X 200cm flat screen HD soney tv
Ash (looks at Scarlett)
Lucky me I have friends who love expensive stuff they can't afford
Scarlett
I am the king and queens right hand lady
Ash
Why are you here then?
Scarlett
Ok sit down all of you
They all sat down and the computer gave them there favourite thickshake
Ash
Wow smart computer
Computer
I analyze anyone who walks in interesting things about all of you but you can only ask if you want to know
Scarlet
Anyway, here's what happening, two weeks ago the king and queen were murdered, they got caught, we still need a king and queen, the ball tomorrow is the queen's crowning
Matthew
Ok and who is the new queen?
Scarlett
We did research and DNA tests that we have even people outside of Scotland even all of you besides rooster
Ash
Yeah and?
Scarlett
Computer bring up image 230.04 from ancestry.com please?
Computer
Bringing it online
Everyone dropped their moth except for Ash, Scarlett and Hayley
Matthew
Your the queen Ash?
Ash
I knew this was going to happen, tell them Scarlett
Scarlett
Ash's family began from King James the 2nd, king of Scotland
Matthew
He had so many wife's though?
Ash
I'm the closest to him and to the blood line now if the last king and queen died
Scarlett
So will you?
Ash
It would be amazing but no
Scarlett
But your our last chance
Hayley
You've been thinking about this for years
Ash
Exactly and what's my rule?
Hayley
Which one?
Matthew was smiling at her
Rule 16: popularity and royalty is not her thing
Ash
Exactly, sorry Scarlett
Scarlett
No matter we just have to pick someone
Ash
Actually I got an idea, Scarlett you know so much about royalty don't you?
Scarlett
Yeah not going to help me though
Ash
It will, computer start broadcasting in 10 seconds
Computer
Yes of course, getting camera up and running and broadcasting in 5...4...3...2... And we're live
Ash (Scottish accent)
Citizens of Scotland I am supposed to be your queen as of tomorrow but I have duties around the world and therefore can not take up the job but hope is not lost for I have appointed Scarlett as your knew queen she shall be crowned tomorrow thankyou for your time
Computer
Broadcast ended
Scarlett
Well that was unexpected
Ash
Well you are now queen in waiting
Matthew
Till tomorrow
Scarlett
Thankyou Ash
Ash
Well let's plan this thing shall we
Scarlett
Ok so this is the floor plan I have
https://photos.app.goo.gl/2v6jHLRC5fqXYCVb6
Ash
Ok the green can be Scarlett'path so she'll walk down here with guest of the public as blue seated on the left from the door
Hayley
Oh and um the invited guest like friends and family as purple in the right side from the door
Ash
Ok and my path is the pink When I come in 10 seconds after Scarlett playing an old Scottish tradition song on the bag pipes and after that the crowner shall crown Scarlett as queen and she and her male partner shall walk down into the middle bow or curtsey and start the dance than me and my male partner then family and friends join in one by one and then everyone joins in
Matthew
And she knows how to plan
Ash
Shut up đ
Matthew
Your planning my 35th birthday
Scarlett
Ok that sounds wonderful and you guys can surely plan it?
Ash
Leave it up to us
Hayley
Yeah just leave it to them I've booked me and you an afternoon at the spa come on
Scarlett
Ok
30minutes later
Ash is at the palace balm room and Matthew is watching her with a smile at the door
Ash
Invitation planner and deliverer um john and Michel
John
Yes?
Ash
Invitation status
John
Michael is delivering them now
Ash
Good, no boys tables go in between these lines, I don't want a single table cloth fabric over that line
Daniel (DJ)
Is this list good?
Ash
No music dated past 2015?
Daniel
Not a single second and we've taken music out of your play list that was given and also that traditional ball room dance song you asked for
Ash
Great the list should be perfect then!
Matthew
Wow you have a true sense of leadership why don't you want to be queen? And I know it's not because of a stupid rule
Ash
I've always been called bossy and I don't care but being queen draws attention and I don't want to be assassinated because of horrible leadership but I know Scarlett will do well
Matthew
And your planning this?
Ash
If course
Matthew
Do you need body guards?
Ash
Maybe a few
Matthew
Come with me
Matthew took her into a room where there was a table with a map on it
Ash
Ok what is this?
Matthew
It's a map if the place and if you need body guards we need to place them somewhere so show me where you would like them
Ash
Well we need one or 2 covering every exit and 5 or 10 in the roof
Mathew
Which one is it one or 5, 2 or 10?
Ash
2 for each door and 10 for the roof
Matthew
Ok I'll make the call
Ash went back and organised the room
Ash
Ok sound check please?
Daniel
Checking
Ash
Little bit louder and more back fold
Daniel
How's this?
Ash
Great ok don't touch it, ok it's perfect
Matthew
You perfect, hey can you try the ball song?
Matthew grabbed ash's hand and started dancing
Ash
Matthew, what are you doing?
Matthew
Testing the dance floor
Ash
Ok don't know why? It's polished
Matthew
Shhh just dance
So they danced to the song
Ash
You wanna go home?
Matthew
Yeah sure if we're done here?
Ash
Great come on
So they went home and started making out half way down the hall and they stripped off there close and had sex after an hour
Matthew
Good time for first time
Ash
Wow your pretty good yourself
Matthew
Hahaha your funny if you think that was pretty good then wait till tomorrow
Ash
Ooooo I hope you won't go to hard on me
Matthew whispered
Your wish is my command
Ash started laughing
So tomorrow your going to grant my wish?
Matthew stood on his knees
Tomorrow I'll shall go hard on you and as best as I can go for your pleasure
Ash
Or amusement (still laughing)
Matthew laid back down beside her
Matthew
Or for what ever reason you need it to be
Ash
Really?
Matthew
Your promise needs be done
I will do anything that's possible under the sun
Ash
Even go your best?
Matthew
All the way baby
They both kissed and went to bed
In the morning ash got up and Matthew wasn't in bed, she went upstairs and Matthew was cooking, and she went to help Scarlett get dressed
Scarlett
Dose this look good or this? I don't know
Ash
Grass green always looks good on you the again so dose pink
Hayley
Well blue is apart of the flag
Ash
Hang in I hav an idea computer
Computer
How may I assist you?
Ash
Hack my phone and go into pictures and find the dress album and select the Mal dress and put it on screen in the lounge room
Computer
Processing... Done
Ash
Come on
Scarlett
It's perfect
Ash
Wait for it, computer make the dress Blue
Scarlett
It's so perfect I need to wear that today
Ash
Computer how long will it be for you to make it to every detail and have it in mistresses room?
Computer
1 hour
Matthew
Cool let's eat breakfast than go to spa and by the time you girls come back it'll be ready and we can go
Ash
Sounds good it fits in with the schedule so it'll be fine
Hayley
What's for breakfast?
Matthew
My special pancakes with Ma's home made maple syrup which is the best and Scottish whipped cream I found in the cupboard and home grown strawberries that computy here keeps bringing in
Computer
There are so many ripe strawberries
Scarlett
This should be delicious
They all ate breakfast and the ladies went to the spa and when they got home Ash helped Scarlett get dressed than went downstairs to here room to get changed and Mathew was putting his shirt on
Ash
Your body really looks good and that beautiful tight butt
Matthew
You flatter me, your clothes are in there Scarlett picked it
Ash went to the bathroom where her clothes was
Ash
Black velvet jacket and pants with black sparkly 3/4 dress wow she knows how to pick my clothes
Ash got changed into them
Matthew
Why black?
Ash
I'm a lead artist, I'm dark but bright and I love black I don't work with colours they make me look fat
Scarlett
Hair cut Ash
Matthew
What?
Ash
I'm getting my hair short again
Matthew
Oh
Ash
You need to get changed I'll be back in 5 to do that tie of yours
Ash got her hair cut and went back down stairs
Ash
You look good in black yourself
Matthew
You look amazing
Hayley
Come on Romeo we got to leave
Matthew
Never heard that one before
Ash
Your gonna hear a lot more thinhs you've never never heard before in this trip
They all got in the car and headed for the palace, the ceremony started and everything going smoothly
Ash
As royal guardian and royal best friend I shall now start the ceremony promise do you Scarlett vow to hold this country together?
Scarlett
Yes
Ash
And do you swear that if the country and its population are in grave danger you will protect it and them with all the night you can?
Scarlett
I will
Ash
Then this crown surely belongs to you and this kingdom now rise our majesty
Scarlett stood up and turned to every one and they all bowed and curtsey
Ash
Let the dance begin
Ash stood there and watched everyone dance
Matthew
My I have this dance my lady?
Ash
We danced last night?
Matthew
Who says history can't repeate it's self?
Ash
Alright one dance
Matthew
It's traditional
Ash
That it is
Everyone danced and as the night grew on it became near the end of the ball
Ash
Now what a fun and eventful evening now a few words from our queen
Scarlett
Thankyou Ash, tonight has been wonderful and I promise that this country will keep going on cause we are the Scottish
Everyone cheered
Scarlett
Now it has become clear that I need a king and I choose my boyfriend soon to be husband John Farnham
They all cheered and left and soon Scarlett and Ash and everyone went home and some fell asleep but others had a promise to keep and Matthew definitely held true to his word
Ash
Wow you really weren't kidding
Matthew
Hahaha see told you'll like it
Ash
This is going to be some month in Scotland
Matthew
I believe it will be
And so it was, the girls took a few trips to the spa and the boys spent there time away from the girls drinking and watching the footy, john and Scarlett got married and john got crowned king. A month went by like no other, they went to the lakes and shops and anything they could even Lazer tag and bowling.
Scarlett
Shame you have to go away
Ash
Oh I'll be back to beat you at Lazer tag again
Matthew
Again I came first
Ash
That can go so many ways in my head
Hayley
Arrgh it's highschool all over again
Rooster
We better get going before our plane takes off without us
Matthew
It's a private jet
Scarlett
Go on don't want to make the pilot angry
Ash
Ok see ya again some time soon
So they all boarded their plan and headed for Scotland
