Tales Of The Annoying, Yet Loving? Boyfriend

Elise: This is the story about my traumatizing years of being together with my boyfriend, Tyler. I don’t even know how we even got together, though I’m pretty sure he's the one who confessed to me first. In order not to break that boy's little delicate heart, I said yes when he asked me out. Tyler: Who asked you out? You’re the one who asked me. I was just giving you the illusion that you had a chance with me. Besides, you can’t call those times traumatizing. That's a strong verb. Elise: We both know it was you that confessed to me. Tyler: Back to the topic here, my heart is not delicate. You hear me? It is not delicate. It’s strong, like me. Look at these muscles. Elise: Way to flatter yourself. All I see is fat. What else are you going to say? That you’re stylish? Tyler: You have great taste. Elise: Heck no! You’re the one that wears the most ugliest mismatched flip flops of all time! You hurt me eyes wearing them every single day. Tyler: At least I wear my right footwear on the right and the left footwear on the left, unlike someone! And at least speak in correct grammar.... Elise: It's comfortable! And me doesn’t care! Tyler: I don’t understand you! Elise: It’s me who doesn’t understand you! Join this couple as they annoy each other in the most cutest ways possible as they ride through their last year of high school. Tyler: Wait, did you just call me fat? Elise: (Currently unavailable) Tyler: Come back here! Let me make this clear, I’m not fat! I’m beautiful and handsome! Just look at my face! Elise: Pig! Tyler: HEY, YOU CAN'T CALL ME THAT!! Warning: Updates fluctuates from time to time. I apologize for that!