1 Confusion 1

"This is as normal a day as ever" were my last thoughts on Earth.

"Grr" I came to consciousness with a massive headache and pitch black lighting.

"Where am I ?" I felt some sort of soft texture and it seemed to be a platform of some kind of edge that went somewhere...unknown to man, "Meaning Me".

"Best not test how deep it is, wouldn't wanna fall into the pit of darkness that could approximately go to the core of a planet…". "Well I guess I'll do the most rational thing in this situation" I state and start gathering the thing that has kept me alive thus far, "Technically" I can't help but think. " HELP" I scream at the top of my lungs letting out as much sound and breath as I can.

"...Well now my throat hur-" I'm cut off by the sudden brightness and a scream seemingly of a much higher magnitude than mine. "Damon !" and suddenly I feel like my body has been crushed by what can only be a T-rex.

/Next Day/

"IT WAS A FUCKING BEDROOM ! ", "How do I live with this experience…", I utter with dead eyes. "Off to the trauma drawer it goes" I say with a new lively look on my face, never to speak of this incident again…. "God this is just like the christm- NOOOOOOO".

"You must be wondering where I'm getting all this time to monologue like a B-Tier villain. Well at the moment I'm questioning the fidelity of My Mother, as I can't see how my mom has PINK hair and my Father has GREEN hair, yet I'm stuck with...…..brown hair like how is that even fair !"