2 Mission Impossible: Word Recall

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(Tadano POV)

Ok so my goal is to see which parent spoils me more so I can reap the benefits. If I choose to say "Dada" first my mom will become all pouty and all my dad would do is brag to his friends and co-workers. If I choose "Mama" my dad would be a bit disappointed but quite unaffected, while my mother would be over the moon and probably buying me a few story books. yeah I like story books got a problem bub? If I choose any other word my parents would be surprised but still remain happy and neutral.

|Host! I would recommend saying the name of your stuffed Lion Leo!|

Yeah, I named my stuffed lion Leo, why? because it's cool and nobody can say otherwise! I then thought of the system's suggestion and decided saying Leo as my first word as the safest option. I then decide it's time to sleep so I can say my first words. I should also probably say "Mama" right after since my mom would be kind of angry that I prefer my stuffed toy over her.

*Time Skip*

I wake up groggily and look at the clock in my room and it says it's 9:25 a.m. which is quite early since my baby body needs plenty of rest. I then make loud baby sounds to attract the attention of my mother since my father is probably already at work handling business about paper or some other product. After a couple minutes of making loud baby sounds my mom walks in looking like she just finished vacuuming.

"Ara ara~~ what's got you all fussy Hito-chan?"

I then see this as the perfect opportunity to gain some affection with my mother. I perfectly planned out how to say "Leo". I would start with a little stutter at the beginning and mispronounce it. I would then hold Leo tightly in my arms and show him to mother making her divert her attention from me to the lion slightly improving her mood. Then I would plop down on my butt and smile making me look vulnerable and cute, and just for kicks I'm gonna tilt my head with a neutral expression when she least expects it.

(3rd person POV)

Tadano thought up of that plan in under 2.46 seconds which is quite fast if you ignore the fact that he thought of it all night. He then carried out his plan in a swift and precise manner.

"Are you hungry Hito-chan?"

"L-L-"

"w-W-Wait!!! Tadano-chan's gonna say his first words, but I don't have a camera! But If I don't capture it I'll forget it! And if I do get the camera I'm gonna miss the moment! What to do? What to do?"

"Le-L"

"DAMNIT!!! I'd rather forget this than miss it!"

"Le-Le-"

"Yes? Come on Hito-chan say Mama, like me mmmmmaaaaaammmmmaaaaa"

"LEO!"

*CRACK*

Misses Tadano is currently cracking the wood that makes up the crib of baby Tadano. Then baby Tadano drops on his butt and in a quick change of plans tilts his head while smiling and says:

"MAMA!"

Tadano was then smothered by his mother instantly and was called a genius despite his first word not being mama. After a few seconds of smothering his mother went out of the room to get the camera so she could record Tadano saying mama again. As soon as she left the room a bright blue screen appeared in front of baby Tadano.

|Congratulations! Host Has completed his first Simple Quest!

Rewards: Talent & Memories(Garou)

Description:

Host has been given the memories and talent of Garou from One Punch Man. User will eventually be able to learn the Martial Art Technique known as "Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist" which will allow Host to parry any and all attacks and hit enemies with fast and powerful strikes. Host will also gain some personality traits from Garou such as some aggressiveness from him.|

'LEEEET'S GOOOOO!!! I GOT GAROU FROM OPM!!!'

While our protagonist was celebrating and shouting in his mind, his little baby body made it look like he was flailing around and giggling which made his mother smother him more. Our protagonist ignored being squished by his mother's breast and kept celebrating about his reward.

*Time Skip*

(Tadano POV)

I am now 3 years old which mean that I am now able to go to preschool! I hope I get to go to the same Preschool as Komi so that I can gain that "Childhood Friend" perk, but this time the childhood friend will win! I may have liked Manbagi's character but I really like Komi since she was was my waifu. Since I'm Tadano does that mean I can lewd Kom- wait wait wait wait! I'm still 2 I should focus on character development first.

I should also mention Hitomi has now been born and is quite annoying since she keeps crying while I try to to sleep. She is quite adorable though and her cheeks are so squishy and pinchable. Since it's now February my parents are looking for any good preschools in our city since education is really valued in Japan.

While waiting to go to school I was able to gain a bunch more rewards from the system.

(A/N: I choose you! go system-chan! Use INFO DUMP!!!)

|Host has gained rewards:

Culinary Skill (Yukihira Soma)

Charisma (Fallout 4)[Max]

Intelligence (Yagami Light)

Marksman Skill (Riza Hawkeye)

Alchemy (Edward Elric)|

I'm so happy I got the IQ of Light Yagami, so now I don't have to worry about getting low grades or falling behind. This also reminds of how I should act in Preschool, should I act like the kid who makes friends with everybody, the kid who does things alone, or the kid that follows one of the two previous options? I'll just decide when I get to preschool.

(A/N: A poll will be put at the bottom of the story of what he should be in preschool so I'll give you guys some fan service!)

| Host has received another Simple Quest!

Quest:

Save your Mom from the scammer!

Your mom is an innocent person who's quite a naive individual. A door salesman will try to get your mom to sign a contract to selling your house to him. Quickly convince your mom into not signing the contract!

Rewards:

Perfect Pitch

Music Talent(Freddie Mercury)|

Holy shit! Music talent of Freddie Mercury is just simply amazing. I loved his music in my past life so when I checked if he existed in this world I was disappointed that he did not. The closest thing I got to him was some guy named "Fernando Hermes" and his songs were terrible! Like who plays a harmonica while constantly tapping the snare!?! Sorry for my little rant there, wait who am I talking to? well who cares.

I'll just use Alchemy to make the salesman trip on the stairs and knock him out. Well there was no knock or ring from the door bell so I'll just wait by the apartment stairs and tell my mom I'm going to play outside at the nearby park.

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A/N: So a poll will be posted here about what route our mc will take so choose here which character development potential you want.

Kid Next Door (Charisma route)

Quiet Kid (Loner Route)

Normal Kid (Neutral Route)

Other (What else you want?)