1 my first official introduction

Hello everyone I am your beloved system and I know you are all wondering why do i have to talk to you. Well that's because i make the rules in this universe, and wether you like it or not a lot of your favorite people would be dead without me so I get to do whatever I damn well please. No I am not being passive aggressive because I cant tell my hosts to go fuck themselves at all.(gotta love sarcasm right?) Well without further ado what you have all been waiting for my orgin story. Where the mysterious system comes from in all my glory. Your welcome plebeians and prepare to bow before me.