3 Electric Ladyland

Somewhere, in another dimension, where it has a lot of gigantic instruments, there is a millionaire called Silvergold.

Employee: Sir? The liquid has been formed.

Silvergold: Excellent. Shall we proceed to feed my beast?

Meanwhile, Synthwave and Farshtey are traveling in the RV, on autopilot. Synthwave is laying on the couch, while Farshtey is walking back and forth.

Synthwave: Farsh, any suggestions?

Farshtey: Suggestions on what?

Synthwave: Where to go.

Farshtey: Oh! Well... Uh... I can't think right now.

Synthwave: Ok... Want to try out the music dimension?

Farshtey: I don't know what that is, but... I am inclined to say yes.

Synthwave: Alright, then.

So they entered the dimension. A nice night sky, a lot of gigantic instruments, and in the distance it seems to play a theme kind of similar to Frank Sinatra's New York. Synthwave hums the theme, but then he realizes it wasn't really Sinatra's theme, but it did sound kind of similar to it.

Farshtey: What is this music?

Synthwave: I think you're not used to other types of music aside from country music.

Farshtey: Country music?

Synthwave: What they played back in your dimension.

Farshtey: Oh, right.

Farshtey then trips on a smaller piano that was walking around.

Farshtey: LOOK WHERE ARE YOU WALKING, YOU SON OF A GUN!

Then the piano starts making an angry, chaotic melody towards the robot cowboy, and walks away, still playing.

Synthwave then gives him a hand to get him back up.

Synthwave: Well... Want to have some fun?

Farshtey: Sure.

Then the two continue walking and they see a homeless female guitarist that needs a lot of money (Appearance: White skinned, regular sized, short black hair that reaches to the lower end of her neck, with a fringe, blueish green shirt with short sleeves, yellow pants, and blueish green shoes) Of course, she had to use her guitar to gain money, turns out she was quite amazing playing it.

Farshtey: Kid, do you have money?

Synthwave: Of course.

Then Synthwave gives her some money.

Synthwave: Here you go, Clapton, good luck.

Guitarist: Oh, thank you so much, mister. But to say that I am as good as he is... You're exaggerating.

Synthwave: Oh, don't worry. Keep up the good work, and you might even surpass him... Huh, didn't know he existed in here.

Farshtey: Who?

Synthwave: Eric Clapton.

Farshtey: Eric Clapton?

Synthwave: You have a lot to listen to, Farsh.

Then some biker gang with wheels of tambourine show up, and all three of them hold a knife.

Biker 1: Give us the money, guitar girl.

Guitarist: Ok... Why don't we do it on Moog Land?

Then the guitarist starts running away.

Biker 1: Alright, let's start the chase!

Farshtey then points his arm cannon to the biker, and Synthwave prepares himself.

Farshtey: You are not going to harm a lady, you OUTLAW!

Biker 2: Boo-hoo, what are you going to do, shoot us? We are three and you are two-

Synthwave shoots his grappling gun to the second biker's face and then he uses the rope of it to attack the other two as a whip, and then the gun goes back on it's normal state.

Synthwave: Can you make a scream that makes everyone hear it hurt?

Then the bikers scream... Out of terror. Then they leave. And Synthwave's ears were not harmed. And yes, that also meant Farshtey's didn't either.

Farshtey: Where did the lady go?

Synthwave: She said something about Moog Land... Hmm, "Moog"

Then they ask around where Moog Land is, and so they go there and manage to find her.

Farshtey: Um... Ma'am? We got to deal with the outlaws!

Guitarist: Seriously? Urm...

Then she gives a smile of confidence and then turns to see the other two with a smile changing into a sweet one.

Guitarist: Thanks a lot!

Synthwave: You're welcome.

Guitarist: I could have dealt with them, but I don't think I am as strong as you are.

Farshtey: Oh, ma'am, you're as strong as us! Well... I think.

Synthwave: Well, glad we could help. I am Synthwave, a dimension travelling hero, and he is-

Farshtey: Farshtey, ma'am! And if you need help with something, let us know!

Synthwave: Ok... I think I left the RV number somewhere else.

Guitarist: Wait, you're heroes from another dimension?

Synthwave: Yeah.

Guitarist: Then... This city needs your help.

Farshtey: What happened?

Guitarist: This dimension is ruled by Silvergold. He's an... Extremely powerful person... That is making this place very miserable. And I need your help taking him down.

Farshtey: Count us in, miss!

Synthwave: Of course... Yet another dimension with bad things going on for it... Alright, then. We are going to be glad to help. Do you know where he lives?

Guitarist: Oh, sure! He lives at Silvergold Mansion.

Synthwave: Got it. What 's your name?

Guitarist: Kelsey.

Synthwave: Kelsey... Alright.

Then the three walk to the mansion while Kelsey does a quiet laugh, on the way there, Synthwave checks on the internet via his phone.

Farshtey: Alright... Let's get into the mansion!

Kelsey: Oh, indeed.

Synthwave: Wait. We have to study the place.

He then presses a button which shows his RV through a portal, and then he enters it. Kelsey clenches her fist.

Synthwave studies the mansion from way above, analyzing it, and then he returns to the ground and tells his plan.

Synthwave: Alright, here's the thing, the front is heavily defended, the back, not so much. I suggest we go there quietly.

Farshtey: Understood.

Kelsey: Got it.

Then the three of them go to the back but first go to the RV. Kelsey has a shocked look on her face. They got out of the RV and they got in.

The three of them see lasers on the floor, all of the three manage to go inside very carefully, with Synthwave carrying Farshtey while he infiltrates. They got in with no problem, but then...

There were camera bots with flutes as propellers. They detected the three of them, and multiple bodyguards with armor showed up. The other three were also prepared.

Synthwave: In case someone has a problem dealing with them, I'll see what I can exploit.

Synthwave jumps and kicks one of them, to another. Farshtey just shoots them and dodges constantly... But Kelsey... Kelsey jumps, absorbs the energy of the camera bots, and uses said energy to power up her guitar, blasting away all of the remaining bodyguards. This surprised Synthwave to the point he took off his sunglasses. He looks at Kelsey, tries to talk, but can't, so he puts them on again.

Synthwave: Hurm. Interesting.

Kelsey: Nah, I guess there are more interesting things out there than what just happened.

Then the three enter another room, where they see Silvergold's Beast.

Kelsey: Alright, thank you so much for helping me a lot. I'll take it from here.

Farshtey: Glad we helped!

Kelsey then approaches her hand to the beast... Only to get interrupted by Silvergold.

Silvergold: Get your hands off the beast! I wouldn't do that without some gloves.

Farshtey: You're Silvergold?!

Silvergold: That's right, how can I help you?

Synthwave: It's alright mister, I'll take it from here.

Kelsey: What?

Synthwave: Did you think I was dumb enough to not check the internet, Kelsey and what he did to this city? I read it on your dimension's Wikipedia. Plus, I noticed your suspicious behaviour.

Kelsey gets shocked.

Kelsey: No one has the right to have a lot of power, but me.

Synthwave: What?

Kelsey: I DESERVE ALL THE ENERGY IN THE WORLD! I NEED TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL BEING ON HERE! NOT THIS... MILLIONAIRE AND HIS STUPID PET!

Synthwave: I don't get it, why drag me and Farshtey all the way here if you could have done it yourself?

Kelsey: Oh, it's just something I enjoy doing. Hehehe... I can't help it, but here's something that I don't get: Why were you helping me even if I am supposed to be the villain here?

Synthwave: I had... Boring days.

There's some seconds of silence.

Kelsey: Alright heroes... Try to stop me.

Synthwave: Gladly.

Farshtey: Alright then... Please, can you not hurt any other people ma'am? Please realize that what you're doing is wrong and-

Kelsey then shoots a blast of energy towards Farshtey striking him.

Farshtey: Ouch!

Synthwave: Are you ok?

Farshtey: Yeah, but one thing: I can't fight a girl, I ain't programmed for this.

Synthwave: Alright... Take Silvergold outside with you, I'll meet you later.

Farshtey: Got it.

Farshtey and Silvergold run off, and now, Synthwave and Kelsey are going to fight.

Kelsey shoots electricity with her guitar, but Synthwave dodges it.

Synthwave: Alright, I don't think I could do much in the distance... But my grappling gun's rope isn't an electricity conductor, so...

Synthwave then shoots his grappling gun to Kelsey's guitar, making her lose it.

Synthwave: Please tell me you still have more to offer besides using the guitar.

Kelsey: Hehehe... Of course.

Then lightning bolts shoot from her fingertips, striking Synthwave, then he gets back up, runs towards her dodging the lightning bolts, and then jumps and punches her in the face, but Kelsey responds with an electric punch and kick to his chest. Thankfully, his battle suit lowered the effects.

Kelsey: Heh, this is it, someday I will get stronger and stronger to the point absolutely no one can stop me.

Synthwave: True... I guess you are quite envious of my own RV.

Kelsey: Oh, of course! Soon it will be mine.

Synthwave: But... Don't you want to see how it works? I'll even teach you how to use it.

Kelsey stops.

Kelsey: Go on.

Then the two go to the RV, Kelsey sees it's capabilities, and they end up on a green land.

Kelsey: Well, sorry Synthwave, but the RV will be mine.

Synthwave then teleports it away.

Synthwave: Want it? Then come and get me.

Kelsey then comes running towards Synthwave giving him regular punches and kicks, all of them which he could dodge.

Synthwave: Oh, I forgot to tell you Kelsey: This dimension doesn't have any electricity.

Then Synthwave punches her, knocking her unconscious.

Synthwave: It also seems to augment your stamina, even.

Then, after it was all done, Synthwave put Kelsey in jail, and Farshtey returned to their original situation. Synthwave had a big smile on his face.

Farshtey: Kid... There's something bothering me.

Synthwave: Yes?

Farshtey: I realized that, due to you wanting to fight that girl... I know she was a criminal... We hurt innocent people: The bodyguards.

Synthwave: Oh... That's true.

Farshtey: And that wouldn't have happened... If YOU WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED TO FIGHT!

Synthwave: They didn't die, nor were heavily injured.

Farshtey: BUT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP INNOCENT PEOPLE! NOT HURTING THEM! And YOU knew they had nothing to do with this!

There's a moment of silence.

Synthwave: I... Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry, Farsh.

Farshtey: Ok, we got to do better next time.

Farshtey walks away, and Synthwave still lays on the couch, without a smile.

Meanwhile in another dimension, a house explodes, and the owner is seen falling to the floor thanks to the explosion.

House owner: Ouchie.

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