1 Chapter 1: Tutorial
"YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOUR TRASH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONE SPERM THAT MADE IT WHY THE MISTAKE NO ONE ASKED FOR!!!" I screamed into my mic until I got up and threw it at my wall.
"Shit whatever that didn't count they cheated" I said as I sat back down in my gaming chair.
"They straight up r*ped me basically just appeared out of nowhere I only killed you every time you spawned and left the safe zone you had to get your max level friend immature jits" I say as I put my headphones back as I heard the laughter of the grown men on the game so I got up and grabbed my broken mic I got close and said.
"This is why your 17 year old daughter does onlyf@ns and I heard your subscribed" after that all the laughing stopped until I heard.
"Chat....spam ez right quick"
No No No No nO NO NO!!!!
"Ez"
"Ez"
"Ez"
"Ezzz Fking try hard"
Before I could say anything else I was met with a message on my screen.
[ YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR USE OF BAD LANGUAGE AND OFFENDING ONLYF@NS GIRLS GO TOUCH GRASS THANK YOU #EZ ]
.....why me I did nothing wrong.
Getting up he walked into his kitchen still silent Ashe goes through his fridge pulling out 4 slices of pizza.
Going to his microwave only to find out it was not heating after 5 tries at heating his food.
....Why
Getting to pots he washed them then brought them to his stove he got one pot and filled it with water then got the next pot that had holes on the bottom of it.
Butting the one with holes on top of the pot with water he put the pizza into it and covered the pot he then turned on his stove and waited for the steam to head his pizza.
( who else did this when they were kids and the micro wave was not working and the stove was acting weird so you'd use a lighter to help light the gas and cook food like that save a lot of money when we was jits fr )
After 15 minutes he came back turning off his stove and taking the pot cover off he proceeded to pick up his pizza and placed them down in his plastic plate.
Picking up his food he went to his dinning room table with the lights off the only thing he has to keep their from being dark is a candle.
As he ate his pizza he said why again but not in his head.
"Wh-uhhuhcfggfgycsg!!!" He accidentally shoved his pizza down his own throat and proceeded to die with his pizza sticking out of his mouth.
*.*.*.*.*
"What the fuck just happened to me and why am I not dead" I say as I feel my pulse to make sure I was right.
I didn't die then what happened and what his this crap I'm wearing look like...well shit no Truck-Kun for me then I guess I won't get PTSD when ever I see a Truck.
Looking around me like I expected I saw many people males and females wearing armour similar to mine.
Releasing a heavy sigh I wait for the voice that will start this.
Looking up in the sky I say a bunch of red screens all said the same thing warning they were all connected together as they kept expanding to the point were it covered the who sky making it red.
Seeing this everyone started to panic even more.
Through the cracks something that looked like thick blood poured out as the blood became to come together as lightning appeared and started to dance around it.
Seeing this people were scared and felt weird watching the scene as I was much more calm still I felt weird like we all were in a horror movie scene but I'm the black guy that makes it out alive.
Slowly a person was formed from all of that weirdness he wore a red robe which cloaked his face only being able to see darkness were his fave should be.
As he raised his hands in a way someone in the old times would try to get you to follow their religion.
"Attention players I welcome you to my world my name is Kayaba Akihiko and as of this moment I am in control of this world I am sure some if you have noticed an item missing from your main menu the log out bitten let me assure you this is not a defect in the game I repeat this is not a defect this is how sword art online was designed to be you cannot log yourself out from SAO and no one from the outside world will be able to shutdown or remove the nerve gear from your head if anyone attempts to do so a transmitter inside the nerve gear will discharge a microwave signal into your skull destroying your brain and ending your life despite my warning the family and friends of some of the players have attempted to remove the nerve gear an unfortunate discission to say the least as a result the game now has two hundred and thirty less players than it began. they've been deleted from both aincrad and the real world as you can see international media out leds around the clock coverage everything including the deaths"
He said as screens of the news and murders of the players and videos surrounding him.
"At this point it is safe to assume the nerve gear being removed is less likely to happen I hope this brings you a little comfort as you try to clear the game it is important to remember the following there is no longer any way to revived someone inside the game if your HP reaches 0 your avatar will be deleted and you will die the nerve gear will destroy your brain"
As he said that everyone began to panic even more and I heard a lot of crying.
Damn why are so much of you crying aren't at least 5 of you are pedos.
"Right now all of you are gathered on floor one the lowest level of aincrad if you can get through the dungeon and defeated the boss you may advance to the next floor defeated the boss on floor 100 and you will clear the game" He said
"No way...we can't do that it's impossible"
"Why-WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!!!"
"There's no way that this is true"
"Yeah it must be a joke right"
Looking around again only to see everyone still panicking.
"Last but not least I've placed a little present in the item storage of every player please have a look" He said and I got the feeling he was smiling.
I opened my inventory and sure enough everyone began to change and so did I.
When I was done sparkling I took out the item that said mirror and I looked at my new face.
I looked...why does this guy have white hair.
[ I only picked that look because it was the only SAO oc that didn't look like a literal stick or a blob creature ]
I looked like I can take a punch at least.
"What your a guy"
"Wait your not 17"
Looking at the two who said that I smirked.
Catfishing was a thing before it was a thing.
"Right now your probably wondering why why would Kayaba Akihiko developer of Sword Art Online and nerve gear do this ultimately my goal was a simple one the reason I created Sword Art Online was to control the fate of a world of my own and as you can see I have completed my goal this marks the end of the tutorials and the official launch of Sword Art Online players I wish you the best of luck" As he said his final words he began to deform in to smoke going back into the cracks he emerged from and the red sky suddenly disappeared being normal again.
Wow I can't lie that was a clean entranc- is that asuna?
I found the main character of the anime clenching his fist and having an inner monologue.
Then as in the anime after a whole 10 seconds everyone finally began to panic and push each other around.
While they did that I look at Kirito and his red haired friend and followed them.
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"Wish I had a notepad right now" I said as I listen in on the two and Kirito's strategy.
"Sorry Kirito remember those friends of mine I need to go and help them I can't leave em there in the plaza" The red haired guy whose name I forgot said.
Wow bro is cool as fuck for being willing to do the for his homeboys W mans.
As the had their moment I did what Kirito was gonna do while they waste time Imma abuse my perk what perk well the one that just activated.
{ Perk activated: 2x exp }
Don't know where it came from but I don't care either all that matters now is to get stronger that's the plan.
Level up > Get money > Get the girls.
Simple.
