36 LegenDairy Assassination Device...

I thought of all sorts of inventions to make but no matter what I thought of it could still be used as a weapon, I thought of making a cold gun like the one captain cold used to help firefighters but it can be used as a weapon, I thought of making a device that could look into alternate realities to learn from them and not make the same mistakes but then I remember it's devices like this that cause civil war but unfortunately before I had that thought I also came up with a probability machine that worked by using a quantum computer that incorporates my alternate reality viewer and cycling throughout all known universe to come up with a percentage rate to any and all questions slash scenarios but then I realised that this kind of device is what started civil war number two even though that was an inhuman.

I kept thinking of so many different inventions and technologies but no matter how many I thought of I could always come up with a way for it to be used as a weapon, hell I was so desperate that I came up with the schematics for a device that could automatically milk cows by controlling the milk inside of them and bringing it out but when I made it and tested it I realised that the device could control all dairy products which is fine and dandy as there's no way that such a device could possibly be used as a weapon but then I thought that nearly all humans eat dairy products, what if someone used this device on humans and made them choke on some yogurt that they ate earlier or took some cheese that they ate and use it to attack the brain from inside the body turning them into a vegetable before returning the cheese to their stomach effectively getting rid of the evidence.

It's practically the best ever assassination device and I don't know if it's a problem with me or what but every device or technology I come up with I can find a way that it can be used as a weapon (though I'm definitely going to keep this device a secret and possibly use it myself, never know when you might need to make someone choke on their own ingested dairy products) and I spent practically a whole week wasting my time on these products that ultimately proved to be a waste of time since they can be used as weapons, Susan really gave me a hard task make something that can't be used as a weapon I mean even a spoon can be used to dig out someone's eyes, how the hell am I supposed to come up with a device that can't be used as a weapon?

Maybe that's just it, I'm not supposed to create a device that can't be used as a weapon but something that can negate weapons or more specifically human weapons also known as those with superpowers, maybe instead of building something that will physically help the public maybe I can build something that will help the public by keeping threats and powered people detained after all there are a huge amount of causalities when the big supers decide to duke it out, if I can build a device that can stop those big baddies from using there powers then it will definitively help the entire world.

Even if technically this device can still be used on superheroes as well as super villains it's fine after all it would only remove their powers though I suppose if it is used on a superhero by a villain than that could be quite bad unless I make it an area of effect kind of device that way even if it's used it would remove the powers of all within a certain radius making it more fair on the superheroes, I just hope if ever the day comes that it is used on a superhero then it is used on one that doesn't rely on their powers and one that actually has skills and combat prowess, at the least I wish that it would be used on a superhero that has a lot of experience even if they rely on their powers (someone like older Spider-Man, even if his powers were removed he still has enough experience to survive and run away).

To think that before this my only idea that wouldn't be a weapon was a stupid Fitbit like device that monitors the users health, it stores all information and medical history, monitors the heartbeat, it can call an ambulance or the correct authorities as well as apply electric pulses to keep user alive, it emits a high noise to draw attention to user in case of emergency and finally it can also regulate medicine sometimes even straight into the bloodstream though of course I knew that even a device like this could be turned into a weapon (messing with the device to put a lethal dose of medicine into the body/bloodstream or replacing it with poison) but I just decided not to think about that and just build the device but now I don't have to because I have an even better device.

Not to say that the Fitbit like device doesn't have any potential or use but it's like Susan said that this is a place for the best of the best and if the best that I can bring to the table is this device then this isn't the place for me, I need to bring my A-game for this and I do mean my A-game which means that this can't be just any inhibitor device after all anyone else can make one of those and they usually have to be calibrated for different types of powered people (mutates and mutants, what I want to make is an all purpose inhibitor that will work on all powered/super people though I don't see how that is possible after all the only way that powered people won't use their powers is if they don't want to, if they don't want to?

This is it, my all purpose power inhibitor that won't actually inhibit anyone which means that people will be looking for the wrong thing when they try to figure it out, all I need to do is check over some of the Fantastic Four's database for anything to do with the mind which I'm sure they'll have as I know that they occasionally have meetings with Professor Charles Xavier AKA Professor X AKA The Mind Molester though I'm great full that there hasn't been any meeting since I've come to intern here, this will also give me the prime opportunity to make a device to protect my mind.

It seems that everything is working out perfectly for me, soon my device will be built and I'll use the excuse of needing information for my device to discreetly use the Fantastic Four's database to come up with a way to protect my mind though unfortunately I won't be able to look at Reeds dimensional/universal research as they would surely take a log of what I'm looking at and this way they will think that I'm only trying to make my invention and nothing else, my baby 'Chantelle' the car will soon be fixed and better than ever, everything is going my way which means that sooner or later something is going to show up to throw a wrench in my plans and I can't help but feel that I'm gonna recognise the wrench.

No time to worry about that now though, all I can do is forge on ahead and hope for the best all the while making preparations for the things to come that I do actually know about though even that knowledge is in question even though it's still useful, now that I'm reminded of my preparations I haven't actually been doing any martial arts or training for a while now which is a bad thing, I'll have to catch up on that or before you know it even Peter will be able to kick my ass and that's not something I want as its kinda humiliating to even think about.

I'll start to practice martial arts and train again after I finish my work on this device but for now it's time to get to work...

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