1 Chapter 1 : The walk thru the park...

Once upon a time it was a rich man name dollaz. Dollaz was 5'11 brown skin poppin like fireworks on the Fourth of July, wit dreadlocks that hang low to his chest. Dollaz weighted approximately about 204 pounds. That day I decided To take my giraffe for a walk thru the park to catch the bed bugs at the highway river he ran into a woman. This woman was about 4'11 pretty brown eyes same color as diarrhea, long black hair and a smile big as the kool-aid Mann. She was from Tokyo so obvious she was Japanese. The woman name was Brandy Chun Li Ling but every one calls her booger cookie . Booger cookie approach me wen she ran into me and my giraffe tony. "Hello big fella" said brandy

I replied wit a head nod, she replied with a *do you like beef fried rice ! I like beef fried rice wit fries.* I told her them mfs decent them bitches slap like 2 bitches fighting over they baby daddy. Brandy reaches in her fannypack & pulled out a knife wit 2beans. She sat Indian style on the middle of the side walk and cut both the beans in half and fed one to the giraffe and she lick the butter nice & said *me love giraffe saliva ! It would go good wit my yakki noodles.* I smile & i told her that she favor my pet giraffe a lot. She thought I was that nigga so I have her my number and told her to hit my line like she trynna catch a DV. She got up off the ground and put two mosquitoes in her fanny back & walked off. From some strange reasons her eyes turns red b4 she walked off I assume I was tweakin on 4nem grave cuz I was high as dog shit.