Surviving As A Holy Knight....................... Is Very Hard

I am the legendary prodigal Master-level Mage ………………….. It should have been like that if it weren’t for that abominable undying cockroach “cough” his holiness pope. I, who was supposed to pass my high-level mage test and become the century’s youngest Mage at the age of 15 was dragged (literally kidnapped in broad daylight) to become a knight, more precisely a Holy Knight of the church of the God of Light. I, who had negative talent to become a knight along with an inverse IQ when it came to swordsmanship and weapons was tortured ehm …………. trained to become a holy knight. And so I became the first Holy knight, more exactly one of the 12 cardinal knights of the church of the God of Light, who could not wield any weapons! (yup that's me). It doesn’t matter since my job was more or less like a financial administrator, I do paperwork, more paperwork and …………….even more paperwork along with the physically and psychologically exhausting job of being the mascot …………sorry messenger of the God of Light whom, I have never seen, while trying my best not to murder people and accidentally become a psychopath…. This is my life of how I survive as a Holy knight while dealing with giant lizards (that are called dragons for reasons I do not know), mentally ill people who kidnap scary banshees known as princesses, and more importantly dealing with 11 grown-up brats… At first, I wanted to live a legendary life, then I wanted to live a peaceful life and now… I just want to live so, please stop bothering me ah!!!……………….. God of light whom I have never seen, please save this pitiful soul!!!