prologue
Inside a dark room, a man was looking at the mirror.
"WHAT THE ACTUALLY F*CK!!!!"
the man shouted in an emotion that was a mix of rage and fear.
*sigh*
"alright.....take a deep breath and remember, how did i end up here."
suddenly he heard a strange sound.
[ding]
<host you should really stop narrating in 3rd person>
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This all started when-
[ding]
<oh is this a flashback>
"shut up system! and stop with this [ding] noise."
<host you're no fun at all~>
Anyways my name is Jake, I was a writer in my previous life. At that time there was a craze for novels with villain and villainess protagonists so i decided to write one myself....but...
evil@dad:[wow....what a shitty novel]
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nurato_69:[i hate how at first it looked like a decent novel but now the main character is just a fool with harem]
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god#slayer:[it's just author's self insertđ¤Ž]
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lily@25:[*inhales*@#:;@!@:;!@!?::''&@;;!!@###
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<host..... that was just sad, why did you even write that shit?>
SHUT UP!!! I DIDN'T KNEW IT WAS GONNA BLOW UP SO BAD OKAY!!! ahem anyways, one day when I was walking home from convenient store, some fatass hat- uh I mean my crazy fan stabbed me for some unknown reasons.
"THIS IS FOR ELLIE CHAN!!!"
*STAB*
and now I'm here, inside a novel. Not as a villain, not as a side character or even a minor small fry.....i became the-
<ah!! right you have hero system and you are going to be a hero in every other villain novel and try your best to survive, did i get this right host?>
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<why aren't you saying anything?>
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<host are you dead??>
sigh forget it.
"let me get this straight, I'm inside the novel called 'the heroines are acting little strange' correct."
<yes host, it is just as you said.>
I took a deep sigh and started wondering why did get this punishment for publishing my novel.
In this novel, the main character gets reincarnated as a villain, Jiang Ran from the Jiang family, which was one the top elite families in the society and his objective was to become a stepping stone for hero.
He does everything according to the plot but when he dies as the final boss, he gets regressed to the time when he first started as villain but soon we find out that all the heroines also got their memories from last life and in this life started to develop feelings for Ran.
Seeing this the original main character thinks that Ran must have hypnotised the heroines, unknown to the fact that he became the target of all heroines' wrath.
" and now I'm that main character Feng Xin from the Feng clan."
<it is exactly as you said host and now your objective is simple, survive as the main character.>
"Easier said than done."
l started wondering just how am i going to save myself from all the face slapping from heroines.
"I mean I could kill them all but that would start a war and my chances of dying would increase several times."
<host you should make haste, the first face slapping event is gonna happen soon.>
I remember the first event, how can I forget. It was the most exciting part when the first heroine Zhen Jia Li from Zhen family and Zhong Li Lin from Zhong family, both from the top elite families, face slaps the main character.
"ugh it was exciting seeing the main character getting humiliated but now that I'm in main characters shoes I don't want that to happen."
In the first event the main character picks a fight with Ran in a party held by Jiang family for Ran's 21st birthday and Several elite businessmen and celebrities were invited. Everything was going according to the plot when suddenly Jia Li, who was Ran's fiancee, steps in and humiliates Xin and when that was not enough Li Lin starts asking him if he came without an invitation and he gets kicked out from the party.
"Guess I'm doomed now."
I started feeling a sense of dread when I realised how humiliating it's gonna be and it will just get worse from there.
<don't give up so easily host.>
I looked at system with narrow eyes.
"do YOU have any solution?"
<now now~ I think you are forgetting something really important>
i stared at system with confused look.
<come on!! YOU are the main character, that means you have plot armour as well as me.>
even though system doesn't have a face, i could clearly tell it has a smug look.
*to be continued
<btw host why were you looking at the mirror in a dark room knowing full well you can't see shit.>
"... I..... I thought it would look cool."
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