8 Literature Club (Part 2)
Ken- Ah... I'm done filling out your form...
Sap- Thanks...
Ken- Wait... Why did I fill out your form? You should've been the one to do it...
Sap- I don't know... You just started doing it... I didn't stop you...
Ken- Of course you wouldn't... *smirk*
Sap- Wait... Did you just smirk?
Ken- Yeah... Why?
Sap- Well... I never saw you smile... I thought you were the serious type...
Ken- I am the serious type... I sometimes smile... But... I never really laugh... Unless I have to laugh like a demon...
Sap- Oh well... I've found my mission in life... My mission is to make you laugh your head off...
Ken- You really don't have anything else to do in life?
Sap- Come on! This is the hardest thing to do right now... The harder the challenge, the better! I like trying to do the impossible… And… If I am not the one to do it, who would?
Ken- Ah... Your attitude makes it appear as though you're a level 0...
Sap- Well... Giving off the feeling can sometimes save you... Sometimes a menacing look is all that keeps you from dying...
Ken- You know what? You're one of the most intriguing people I've ever encountered...
Sap- By the way... Are we taking Tornado in too?
Ken- Why not? She can come in handy during the drama...
Sap- What drama?
Ken- Ah... You see... Next week... We're going to have the club interview... We have to show our appeal to the new students...
Sap- I get that... But why a drama?
Ken- Well... The literature club used to read out stories but that wasn't appealing enough... Two years ago, the drama club merged with us... My seniors started doing drama as well... We normally read stories and write stuff for our drama… And practice drama nowadays...
Sap- So... I don't only get to read and discuss my stories and get opinions from you guys but I also get to write scripts?
Ken- Isn't that the best for you? It's like it was made for you...
Sap- Well... Why did the drama club merge with the literature club?
Ken- It started off as them sharing the same room... The drama club lost most of its members and the Science club broke into the Ability Study And Improvement club, also known as the ASAI club, and the Science club... The ASAI club had more members than the drama club so the place allotted to the drama club went to the ASAI club... So... The drama club started sharing the room with the literature club because the literature club didn't need much space... The people of the literature club started getting more and more into drama... And the vice versa also happened... And... One day they decided to merge... They say that the captains shook each others' hands for 2 days straight to show how dedicated they were...
Sap- So... It's the Literature and Drama club now? Or the LAD club?
Ken- That sounds cringey… What kind of mad lad would name a club that?
Sap- Ey!! That was a good pun... By the way... What will you be performing next week?
Ken- We haven't decided yet... We are in dire need of a writer, you see... Even an aspiring writer like you would work...
Sap- Woah! You're gonna make me work just after I joined?!
Ken- Well… Not really... I have a great idea... I am just too tired to write...
Sap- So... You'll make me write for you?
Ken- Yeah... I was gonna force Haisha to do it but having a second opinion would be great as well... Why don't we discuss it at my place?
Haisha- We're going to go to your place?!
Ken- Yeah... I guess...
Sap- You're finally awake?
Ken- He's been awake for the last few minutes... He just didn't find anything to join the conversation with...
Sap- Really?
Ken- Yeah...
Haisha- Well... How about I cook today?
Sap- You can cook?
Ken- Yeah... He's actually great at it...
Kaori- He is even better than me...
Ken- But not better than me...
Kaori- Stop lying...
Sap- Ah... Now I feel stupid for considering all of you unconscious...
Ken- Happens... Happens… You need to learn more about the situation around you to properly display your intelligence and observe everything around you to---
*Zach comes in*
Zach- Heya! Invader from the science club here!!
Ken- Ugh… DON'T INTERFERE IN THE MIDST OF MY LECTURE!! Anyways... What do you want?
Zach- I didn't come here to talk to you guys... *Looks at Haisha* Hey man! I heard there is an ice beauty among the first years... She has a mixture of red, blue and violet hair, she's beautiful, she's calm, she's beautiful, she's cold, she's beautiful, she's a foreigner, she's beautiful, she's quiet and she's beautiful...
Haisha- Really?
Sap- You called her beautiful a lot of times...
Ken- Hey! I hope you aren't gonna go for the first years now... Look for someone your age...
Kaori- You say that while you have a couple of fangirls who are younger than you...
Ken- But as far as I remember, I chose a beautiful girl who was of the same age as me...
Kaori- I--- I'm... Beautiful?
Ken- Obviously...
Sap- Did you really have to add that beautiful part?
Ken- You wouldn't understand...
Sap- Hey! I'm great at flirting too!!
Ken- Oh really?
Sap- Yeah... They called me the king of rizz back where I came from...
Zach- Anyways... Haisha... Are you coming to see the ice beauty or not?
Haisha- What's her name??
Ken- Seriously?! You're gonna lose your honor too?
Sap- Guys… Leave some for us first years...
Zach- I guess it was something starting from A... Akugawa? No... That doesn't feel right... Akatsuki? No... That doesn't feel right either...
Sap- Umm... I think you're trying to talk about Akane...
Zach- Yup! That's the name!!
Haisha- You know her?
Sap- Yeah... She is kinda my childhood friend... That ice beauty part kinda threw me off... You see... She actually has an ability with both ice and fire... She doesn't use her fire side anymore...
Ken- Why so?
Sap- It's not like she doesn't... It's more like she can't... She's been like this ever since her mother died…
Ken- I've heard of this... Sometimes when people are hit with some kind of trauma, they lose their ability... Let me guess... The fire side was from her mother, right?
Sap- Wow... Well deduced... You're right... It was her mother's ability...
Ken- Losing her mother hit her harshly enough to bring about her loss in ability too...
Kaori- Must have been hard for her...
Zach- How did it turn so dark? I just wanted to talk about hot girls...
Haisha- I know what you're going through... I was thinking the same thing...
Sap- Sorry... Maybe I shouldn't talk about these stuff...
Ken- These sorts of stuff can be used to blackmail people... So... It's better if you don't just tell everyone about these stuff... By the way... Zach... I don't think I'll tolerate seeing you near those first years... I don't really want you to stoop that low...
Zach- Hey! What's wrong with dating a junior?
Kaori- No... That's not the thing... He wants the juniors for only himself...
Ken- Ah... Kaori... I hope you don't want me to break my guitar on your head...
Sap- Domestic violence...
Ken- What the---- How did it turn from you telling sad stories to me this shit?!
Zach- You were the one who changed the topic... You child-loving pervert...
Ken- Seems like my glasses are dirty...
Sap- Just like your glances...
Haisha- Ah... Sap... You made the wrong move... Whenever he takes his glasses out to clean, you better run away... He will kill you after he puts them back on...
*Ken proceeds to clean the glasses using his tie*
Sap- Well... He would probably target Zach first...
*Sap looks around and tries to find Zach*
Kaori- He is gone already...
Sap- Oh well... I'll meet you guys in Ken's car...
Haisha- Wait! Do you know where it is?
Sap- Why do you think I'm coming towards you? You're coming with me!!
*Sap pulls Haisha and starts running out of the school*
*Kaori jumps out of the window*
Ken- Well well... Seems like we're alone now... So... Mind telling me why you were following me?
Tornado- Wait! I'm still here…
Ken- It doesn't matter... Maybe you should hear in on it too... You spotted her too, didn't you?
Tornado- Well... Yeah… The wind around her was acting weirdly...
Ken- Well... Wanna explain this? You invisible piece of----
