1 Chapter Uno

"Mysterious flank steak lobster, " Freddy says.

The group stares at him confused. 

"What?" Parker questions.

"It's this thing like the lobster turned into a steak by accident and disappeared," Freddy explains.

"That still doesn't make sense," Echolette tells him.

"Yes it does, it's the mysterious flank steak lobster, " Freddy says while doing finger guns. "Sorry, usually nothing I say ever makes any sense because most of the time I say whatever pops into my head which is usually pretty random. It probably doesn't help that I have mental issues." 

Jackson pats Freddy's back. "Well, I think you're okay, Echo is just judgy and Parker basically has no emotions."

"Judgy?" Echolette asks. "I am not judgy!" 

"Dude that's harsh..." Parker says sipping out of her juice packet.

"Bro, you all have to stop being a stereotypical cheerleader, emo kid, and ghetto girl," Freddy says.

Echolette, Parker, and Cynthia look over at Freddy irritated.

"I'm just being honest, you don't have to act like I pissed in your cornflakes," Freddy says.

"I didn't even talk this entire time during lunch, you damn idiot!" Cynthia exclaims.

"You still got mad at me for calling you a ghetto girl," Freddy replies.

"Because that's rude, man!" Cynthia shouts at him.

"THANKS FOR APPRECIATING THE MANLINESS and these amazing biceps," Freddy flexed his muscles, looking like Gaston.

Parker looks over at Jackson. "This is your fault."

Austin just questions why he's friends with the hyper kid and asking why he was here, probably since his girlfriend Parker was friends with him. Austin was very confused and hoped for the bell to ring as an excuse to get out of this and create music on his own. But then he remembered it was dinner time so he could just leave and go to his bedroom.

Freddy was as loud as possible at dinner, somehow louder than usual. Echolette gets up from the table and puts her dish in the sink, walking towards her room. 

"Who's turn is it to wash the dishes?" Cynthia asks.

"Freddy, but I'll cover for him since he ends up wasting the whole bottle of soap," Jackson says picking up Parker's empty plate and his.

"Hey, I don't use the whole bottle! I use whatever I need based on how many dishes I had to take out of your part of the room, you slob." 

"I had to buy a new bottle of soap and most of us only use one or two drops of soap," Jackson pats Freddy's head with his empty hand.

"Don't touch my head buddy or you'll get a black eye next time," Freddy says. "Or worse, I'll use my power on you." 

Jackson rolls his eyes and walks to the sink.

"I will do it, man, I swear to God!" Freddy yells, irritated. 

Austin gets up and taps Jackson on the shoulder making Jackson turn around. Jackson grabs Austin's plate and Austin runs off to his bed. Parker walks to the TV and lays on the couch ending up asleep halfway through an episode of Spiderman the Animated Series. Cynthia goes to her room and sleeps.

Freddy eventually convinces Jackson to let him wash the dishes, but when Jackson comes back the bottle of dish soap is empty and the kitchen is flooded. 

"What the heck is this?!?!?" Jackson yells. 

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