Butterflies and fireworks!

Our group and the giants are now sitting around a fire, roasting another dinosaur.

"Soru and Moonwalk? Are those the skills you used there?" Sanji raises an eyebrow.

"I don't know, but from your description, they should be…" Lynx

"So what do they do? Second one is walking on the air, but what about the first one?" Zoro

"They are actually two out of six techniques the Marines possess. You guessed Moonwalk allows you to kick the air so hard, you can jump in the air. Soru on the other hand allows you instantaneous speed up in one direction, practically making you disappear from the starting place." I explain.

"So cool! You can run in the air!!" Luffy

"And what are the others?" Usopp

"The others are kami-e that makes your body very flexible so you can dodge attacks effectively.

Rankyaku is a kick so strong you send an air blade to cut things apart.

Tekkai is to harden your body and increase the defense.

Shigan gives your finger penetration, so you can use it like a gun in short range.

There is also a secret advancement where you have to master all the six abilities to make the finger gun into a finger canon in power." Lynx

"So marines have another thing at their disposal? Well you can teach us later." Sanji says while checking the roast.

"I want to, but I need to remember how I did it." Lynx

"How did you just forget the rampage you went on before?" Vivi hugs my arm.

"You were like a wild beast~" Mikita hugs the other arm and whispers into my ear while biting her lip.

"Oh so you liked that? Want me to be one tonight?" I squeeze her thigh in response.

"Ahem! But anyway, when I started spinning the sabres… I

I heard a… song." Lynx

"Song? YOU WENT CRAZY BECAUSE OF A SONG?!" Nami

Everyone had various reactions. Most were speechlessness.

"Hohoho! So the song got you blood boiling, huh?" Broggy

"Hohohohoho! You still remember the songs of Elbaf? Man, we started to clobber each other just from hearing them!" Dorry

But Durin was unusually serious.

"Boy, ya heard a song? Was it understandable?" Durin

"No it wasn't. I could only feel what it means. Faster, dance faster, don't let anything get in your way… Wait! You don't mean that?! The songs should be lost!" My eyes bulge while looking at Durin.

"Exactly!! And they are not lost! The runes call upon Nessa! A still living ainur! You must have heard her songs and danced to them!" Durin grins.

"What are you guys talking about?!" Vivi didn't like how I went on a rampage before and wants to know the reason.

"Well his world was created from songs. Songs contain magic in his world, that the 'divine' beings use to cause certain effects. The runes on my sabres seemed to call Nessa- the minor divinity of swiftness and dance. Dancing with the sabres must have drawn her attention and hear her songs. So I was practically using magic that made me go into a rampage." Lynx

"Exactly! Ooooh, thee elves will be so pissed when they see thee babies. Bwahahahaha!!!" Durin falls on his ass and starts laughing imagining the faces.

The two giants start to laugh with him understanding how fun it's to drive opponents mad.

"Guess I will need to train to control the state. I also need to make arrows for the bow… Will I go on a hunting spree with that one since it's enchanted with Oromé's name- the ainur of the hunt." Lynx

Vivi pinches my side with a glare, warning me she won't tolerate me going nuts again.

"So Mikita, was there any sabotage to the barrels?" I whisper to her.

"I stopped Dorry from drinking the barrels we got from Broggy and checked them. They were safe." Mikita turned seriously and reported.

"Hmm, so the bastards still haven't arrived yet or are planning something else… Mr 5 will probably coming after you and me while Mr 3 and Miss Goldenweek try to confuse and split us apart.

Maybe the Unluckies, Mr 4 and Miss Merry Christmas will also be here for an ambush." I start to think about it.

"What about the higher rank ones?" Mikita

"Nah, Mr 2 is of strategic importance to Sandyass, while Mr 3 wouldn't ask for Mr 1's help because of his arrogance. Hey Sanji! Zoro! Have you two found the wax house I asked of you?" Lynx

"No. I only caught a few dinosaurs and brought them to the ship before finding you here." Sanji.

"Oh, I did stumble upon the wax house, here are the things." Zoro tosses the denden mushi and eternal pose.

"... Ok guys listen up!" I stand up and gather attention.

"On this island there are Baroque works agents, so be careful! They are after us and your bounties." I point at the two giants.

"Hey! No spoilers!!!" Luffy screams as he jumps at me.

But he ends up on the floor from Nami's fist.

"Please continue." Nami

"Well it's not really spoilers. With my intervention I already changed how the events will go from here. You have to be careful about a few people. A tan guy with sunglasses, that can turn his body into bombs, maybe a strong fatso that has a bazooka, a ugly old lady that can turn into a mole human, a girl that has painting supplies and an idiot weirdo with steel hard wax." Lynx

"Who are you calling an idiot?! I am smarter than you by 100 IQ!!!" We all glance at the figure standing in the bush.

"And who are you calling ugly and old?! I can win a beauty contest against anyone of you!!!" Another figure pops out.

"... They really are idiots." Luffy

"With Luffy saying it, it just shows how retarded they are." Zoro just nods.

"You I will show you my brilliance! Candle lock!" Mr 3 throws wax at our feet.

"You don't just disturb our meal! Unbreakable!" Braum jumps forward and creates the giant magic shield, blocking the wax.

"Shit bomb!" A pile of shit lands in the middle of us creating a massive explosion.

Mikita stands up and looks at her old partner.

"I thought you were disgusting flicking your boogers… But now you advanced to tossing your shit?!" Mikita looks disgusted.

"Thank your new guy! Because of him I can't control my bowels anymore, so I will give him a taste of what he created!" Mr 5 yells back very much pissed off.

"What did ya do to that bastard?" Durin glances at me.

"You don't want to know, but I guess I will keep him busy. Hey Mr 5! Did you come for another serving?" I take the baton from Durin and wave it at him.

"You mother fuckeeeeeer!!!" Mr 5 starts running at me while scooping up his shit and tossing it at me.

"Catch me if you can swampass! Hahahaha!!!" I run away leading Mr 5 away so he doesn't hurt anyone with misses of his explosive shit.

"Mr 4 I think you should play with lasso!" Miss Merry Christmas says before turning into a mole human and starts digging under ground.

"OOOO-kaaaaaaay!" Mr 4 the slow fool picks up the wiener dog that turns into a bazooka.

He fires a baseball at the confused strawhats.

*Boom!*

"What the fuck?!" Usopp flies through the air and Mr 4 jumps into the dug hole of Miss Merry Christmas.

"Feh that fool went to seek revenge. Didn't expect much from him anyways. Candle lock!" He throws some more wax at Braum's shield before jumping into the hole.

"Ah the weirdo ran! Get back here you coward!" Luffy jumps into the hole after them.

"NO! Luffy you idiot!" Nami screams after him.

"Heh! Candle lock!" Mr 3

"Ah I'm stuck! Get me out!" Luffy is heard from the hole.

Everyone is now waiting with their backs against each other, besides Mikita that went to float high in the air.

A hole suddenly appears in one spot and Mr 4 peeks out, shooting a volley and disappearing again.

Another hole opens and Mr 3 shoots out another wax lock.

They keep repeating it while the strawhats can't do anything to them. They keep getting thrown about from the explosions or have their limbs locked into wax. Braum is able to tank it, but the bastards disappear too fast so he can't use his abilities on them. Durin and Heph are not doing much better since they are not equipped for battle right now.

Broggy and Dorry start to stomp the holes in an attempt to close them, but the holes widen, swallowing their legs.

"Damn it these fleas are annoying!" Dorry

"I agree on that Dorry!" Broggy

"Calming Green. Just calm yourself and have a drink." Miss Goldenweek

"Ah thank you." The two giants have their backs painted by little miss Goldenweek.

The green color calms them as they take her offer of some barrels.

*BOOM!*

The content explodes in their mouths damaging them immensly as they fall down.

"Broggy! Dorry!!!" Usopp wails seeing the two giant warriors fall down.

But he shouldn't have done that as he got hit by the bazooka ball, sending him flying.

"Damn it! Down there is hopeles- Woah!!!" Mikita dodges a bazooka ball.

"I need to get hubby! I can't help these fools against the wax and explosives!" She descends before jumping towards where I ran to.

"Fight like men!" Braum growls as he keeps defending everyone.

The group is already mostly consisting from bloody individuals and the incapacitated.

The only ones still putting up a fight are Braum, Zoro and Sanji.

"Now experience my extra special candelabra! Turn into art for me!" Mr 3

The floor us flooded with wax, rooting everybody. In the middle a cake like structure sprouts with a giant wax pumpkin on top. The pumpking starts to spin and small wax particles start to fall down like snowflakes.

…

Running through the primal jungle I keep dodging the flying shit that has increased their explosion to the size of tank grenades.

"Damn it! How can he shit so much?!" I curse at the swamp ass running after me while flinging his shit.

After a few minutes I spot a good hiding place between the roots. A grin creeps it's way onto my face.

Making a circle back, I jump behind a tree and hide into the roots.

"Where did he go?!" Mr 5 comes after me and stops after not seeing me.

too bad for him- he is standing with his back towards my hiding spot.

"1000 years of death!" I emerge with my baton lodging itself up his ass again.

His eyes bulge out as he loses strength in his body.

"FUS RO DAH!"

I swing the baton with Mr 5 still stuck on it towards the sea and pull back on the baton. Mr 5 dislodges off and that's when the effect of seastone wore off, his ass exploding and giving him a rocket boost further away from the island into the sea.

"... Damn! We could use this bastard as a human firework for new years!!! NOOOO!!!" I fall to my knees with tears in my eyes.

"Such a good oportunity to mess around…"

"Are you done messing around hubby? Our guys will turn into wax statues soon." Mikita finds me and rolls her eyes.

'The crew is screwed while he is messing around here…' Mikita

"Wait what?! But you outnumbered them with two giants even!!!" I look at her in disbelief.

"They went underground and used guerilla tactics by shooting that bazooka and wax. Luffy jumped after them and got trapped, the others were live targets as they didn't want to follow Luffy underground. Miss Goldenweek hypnotised and took out the giants." Mikita

"... THE RETARDS!!! I'M GONNA BEAT THEIR ASSES AFTER THIS!" I jump towards the camping ground with Mikita's powers and she follows.

"So what are you going to do?" Mikita

"Use my last available summon slot to save the idiots!" Lynx

Soon we are floating above the camp that is now the wax carousel.

"I summon in my name! Annie!" I chant.

Throwing my last free energy into space, I catch something and pull back. A little red haired girl in a purple dress, a backpack, animal ear head accesory and a very used teddy bear.

"I'm your new dad and you love to please me in anyway you can!" I make the command loudly as I am on the clock to save the idiots… MY IDIOTS!

"You are my new daddy? Yaaay!" Annie cheerfully exclaims.

"Now Annie, let's celebrate and use fire magic on that thing down there!" Lynx

"YES DADDY!" Annie cheers.

"Well hold on tight!" I increase my weight as we drop from the sky toward the wax structure.

"WHAT?!" Mikita just gawks at us as we drop.

"Ready, 3, 2, 1, Molten shield! Incinerate!"

"WEEEEEEE!!!" Annie enjoys the drop like it's some kind of amusement ride

*BOOOOM*

"What the?! Noooo my candelabra!!!" Mr 3 look in horror as his wax candelabra collapses into a molten mess.

"THAT WAS FUN DADDY! HEHEHEHE!" Annie giggles in my arms as we walk out of the molten mass with a fire shield around us.

"LYNX!!! Wait, DADDY???" Nami, Luffy, Vivi and Usopp cry from joy, but then get confused.

"Ya took yer time boy, heh! Now get this shet off o'me!" Durin

"Hahahaha! And you though we were in trouble~" Braum laugs.

"Damn it Lynx! Don't act like a hero that comes in the last moment! You left us in the first place!" Sanji complains.

"That's because I honestly thought you guys can handle them as you outnumber them! How should I know you would lose so quickly?!" I yell right back.

"YOU BASTARD YOU DESTROYED MY CANDELABRA!!! DIEEEE!!!" Mr 3 launches a giant wave of wax toward us.

"Hey Annie, I think Tibbers wants to play with him." I grin at Annie.

"Really? Tibbers got a new friend! Go Tibbers!" Annie throws her teddy bear towards the wax wave.

*BOOM!*

Tibbers the teddy bear transforms into a four meter tall giant flamin teddy bear.

"ROAAAAAR!!!!" Tibbers roars as he charges against the wave.

"Molten shield! Disintegrate!" Erecting the shield around us again also generated one around Tibbers and both of us threw the firebolt at the wax, making it explode apart.

Tibbers rushes through the remaining wax straight for Mr 3.

Covering Annies ears I yell.

"He is coming to clap those cheeks, so I would run if I were you!" I give a maleficient grin to Mr 3's direction.

"AH! Help me! A gay bear!" He pales looking at the giant bear and jumps into the hole with Tibbers following him inside.

'Hm? Looks like Mr 5 has told him about his encounter with me.' I think to myself.

"Incinerate!" I generate a flamethrower to bathe the giants and our crew in fire, melting the wax.

"Ah finally! I was getting a bit stiff 'ere!" Durin

"I'm banning wax candles in every shop of my familia!" Heph

"Haha so you got now Annie? Need me for anything right now?" Braum

"Let's both use the glacial fissure to collapse the holes. Annie call back Tibbers." I explain the plan.

"Okay!" Annie

"Alright Lynx!" Braum jumps into the air and smashes his shield at the floor, this time the ice didn't sprout, but the earth crackd in a long line.

Jumping up and floating high up with Mikita's ability, I have Annie hold me around my neck, I call Braums shield into my hands and increase my weight to 10 tons.

"10 ton meteor fissure!!!" Using the momentum of the fall and my strength, the floor shook so hard even Broggy and Dorry fell on their ass.

From the shield forward the ground actually split into a 7 m wide and tens of meters deep ravine.

…

Everyone looks either in shock from seeing the powers overlap or look at it with stars in their eyes.

"Daddy is STROOOONG!!!" Annie cheers feeling her destructive nature satisfied.

"Damn! You will have to show me how to do that!" I look at Braum since this is the closest I have heard him swear.

"THAT.WAS.AWESOME!" Luffy and Usopp are cheering as well.

"That sure was something! Hohoho!" Broggy

"Even giants would have to train hard to get that much power! I like him, Hohohohoho!" Dorry

"Ok enough of messing around! We are still fighting!" Nami

"Oh we got this little one!" Dorry shows Miss Goldenweek's head peeking out of the side of his fist.

"Well that one down… Wait what happened to the shit bomb guy?" Vivi

"Hubby used the killer technique again, later using him as a firework and shot him into the sea." Mikita lands near and explains.

"You are quite merciless, aren't you." Zoro look at me as he shivers.

"Hey! That dude was throwing his crap at me! You think I won't have my petty revenge!" I stare at him back.

"Aaaah!" We hear a shout and see Tibbers coming out of a hole with a wax box in his paws.

"I thought I told you to call him back? He could have been burried." I look at Annie.

"Tibbers had too much fun and didn't hear me. Look he still is playing! Hehehe!" Annie points at Tibbers.

"Ah! Help me! Stop!..." Everyone glances as Tibbers scratches, chews, throws and rolls the cube with Mr 3 around.

"... Let him have his fun~ Don't you agree guys?" I ask everybody with a grin.

Hearing the voice of Mr 3 inside, everybody just smiles and nods at Annie.

"YOU MONSTERS!" Mr 3

"Says the one who turns people into wax statues!" The girls went to kick the cube between themselves and Tibbers… Who has actually an happy expression for a change.

"Two more to go." Sanji

"Hey, you two in the holes! Mr 0 is Crocodile!!! So leave us alone and hide somewhere while we take care of his ass!" I yell into the ravine full of passageways.

"Whaaaaaaaat?! Mrrrrr 0 iiiiiissss Croooocoooodiiiileeee?!" Mr 4's voice echoes through the tunnels.

"Not so loud numbskull!" Miss Merry Christmas yells on him.

In the corner of the eye I already see the otter and vulture duo writting something.

"Well too late, the unluckies already wrote you down!" I tell them with an victorious grin.

"FUCK YOUUU! WE WILL GET YOU SOMETIME! Let's go Mr 4!" Miss Merry Christmas sounds out before their voices disappear.

VICTORY!