Congratulations
[Intro: PewDiePie] T-Series! (Yeah!) It's your big day! (Woo!) Incredible job! I know we had our differences, but today I just wanna tell you
[Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie] Ay, congratulations, it's a celebration Party all day, I know you've been waiting (Here we go!) Ay, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Verse 1: PewDiePie] Ay, congratulations to your corporation Guess to beat one Swedish boy you need a billion Asians Yeah you did it very nice, and all it took Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood Now you're at number one Hope you did nothing wrong Like starting your business by selling pirated songs Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia Get used to your past being held against you by the media I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia For legal reasons, that's a joke For legal reasons, that's a joke For serious Indian mafia, please don't kill me that's a joke India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best I love my Indian bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter 'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi-
[Chorus: Roomie] Ay, congratulations It's a celebration Party all day, I know you've been waiting Ay, congratulations It's a celebration I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & Pewdiepie] Congratulations Congratulations (It's a big day) Congratulations Congratulations (Such a big day)
[Verse 2: PewDiePie & Boyinaband] I got a letter in the post Hmm what is this? T-Series saying cease and desist Had a problem with me telling them to "hold their defecation" But, let me educate you silly, that's not defamation (Woo) T-Series can eat on this! (Still not defamation) Suck my f**king Swedish meatballs! (Still not defamation) Did you know that Indians are poo-poo in their brains? That's a blatant racist lie Yeah, but still not defamation! India got YouTube figured out, that's sick son How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof) Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty but Looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably But never mind the poor people, we just here to party Just hit up, pop some bottles with the nine year-old army Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem But we still out there, live it like we 'bout to kamikaze
[Bridge: PewDiePie] So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg Through all the change and controversy You've been by my side There's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard Here's one last brofist from the number one In the world
[Chorus: Roomie] Ay, congratulations It's a celebration Party all day, I know you've been waiting Ay, congratulations It's a celebration I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & Pewdiepie] Congratulations (Skrattar du) Congratulations (It's your big day) Congratulations (I'm f**king lit) Congratulations (Such a big day)
[Outro: Pewdiepie] Congratulations, T-Series You did it Yatta desu ne Hope that "me too" stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line