1 Huh?! that's not how it works

I look up and see the clouds, damn this how I'm going to go.

I look to my side and see my sister, crying her eyes out and calling what I assume help.

My life fades and I wanted to part something to my sister.

"oi listen to me don't have much time, look left and right before you cross the street next time."

Damn that was pathetic, but I couldn't think of anything else.

My life fades.

And I die.

"that was as bad as last words can be." I hear the man say next to me, but I can't turn to see him.

I quickly say" w..who are you where am I?" as struggle to move my body.

"I am god, I don't like wasting time so here it goes."

"you have 2 choices, go to heaven or be reincarnated into a universe, I will give the power to go to different one after you become the strongest or complete the story line, kill, pillage, destroy, betray, be a hero. It. Concerns. me. Not."

He then stares at me as I feel like I was stripped naked Infront of his eyes.

He then says" no you will not choose where to go ever. You will not choose who you reincarnate into. because you will get a new body chosen by me, you will also not choose a power. you work and develop it yourself, but since I'm magnanimous I will let it be a faster rate than normal how fast depends on your will, the universe you will go into is….kung fu panda then…danmachi.

"it says here that….."

Wait a sec is reading from something?

"you get one wish and I will choose if I will grant it or not. So be quick and shoot away."

I process quick and the feeling this god gives me is one of impatience.

"eternal..." he interrupts me

"Refused."

"divine…"

"refused"

Refused refused refused….

After along while.

"josh brolins voice."

He looks at me wide eyed.

"not Morgan freeman? I was ready to refuse if it was his voice, why did you choose josh brolin."

I quickly reply" I will be talking not narrating."

He shrugs "another one added to the refusal list."

"what?! I thought you said ok."

The gods look and says, "yes you get the voice, but others won't."

Wait a sec doesn't that mean.

"there aren't many of you, most of them die some make it but barely you will the only one in kung fu panda universe and let me give you a world of advice although it is similar, this one is not owned my Disney."

He smiler and flicks his wrist next thing I know.

I was opening my eyes I look down and see a humanoid body full of fur.

My hand are now humanoid paws with sharp nails, my best guess is that I'm some kind of cub.

My brain hurts as memories of this body fill my head.

"homeless, nameless and weak."

I look around and see a village, at night but I can still perfectly see.

I notice something touching my and see my tail?

It looks like I'm secretly excited, I inspected my new body and saw to inverted legs and paw like feet but was easier to control I try to move like human and it works.

It seems that I can stand upright as although I'm a cub can act and walk like a human being and my hand resemble theirs but more fur, claw and pads which I think help when I run using them.

"ahem." I clear my voice and see what my voice sounds like.

"testing testing." Yup it's confirmed I'm younger how young I don't know.

I walk toward the pond of murky water and check my reflection without the mantle hair I look weak and thin and besides it look like I started growing it already and from the movies I haven't seen any lions so I don't know how it will attract attention.

I have no money, no house, and no food.

Damn this god Is making it hard.

I decide to take the 7 thousand steps to the palace and sneak in.

As I got to the steps, I look up to the palace arena and got to see how immensely huge the mountain was.

"damn this might take me all night."

I got going and took the first step, as I climbed my body got weaker and weaker until I collapsed.

breathing heavily as I need water.

Damn this body is weaker than I thought, I lie down at the middle of the stairs as my eyes close slowly.

"damn…it."

I wake up and found that I was no longer in the stairs.

"hey you are awake, I saw you passed out during one my night training sessions."

I look to my side and see a cub as big as me, her orange like fur with black stripes aka tigress.

"thank you I was coming to the palace arena but lost to the stairs in the end."

She looks at me and smiles.

"no problem it nice to see I'm not the only big cat in the village."

I hear a door opening and see.

Tigress widens her eyes and bows down.

"master shifu please forgive I saw him in a dire situation!"

He looked at me and said "get up child you have a lot to do."

After I explain how I was homeless and had no food master shifu said that I can become one of the cleaners for the arena and so I immediately accepted.

Now with me cleaning and eating a lot.

They aren't stingy with food, and secretly training my body to become stronger a year passed.

I don't know any kung fu yet but it seems the furious five members are training and soon they would be known.

one day while I was training at night I walk up to a fountain near the palace and inspect my face my mantle is small but there, my body is muscular yet lean but I knew I want to get big, like ripped big but my training it starting to stall even some new cooks thought I was a kung fu trainee under shifu.

I look towards the kung fu training area, right now the furious five are in a mission maybe I can see what is up in there.