1 Put Signs When You Wipe The Damn Floor

Ding!

Unknown to the forest, a strange bell-like sound was tinkling in the mind of an unconscious girl right underneath a cliff, covered by lush green trees. It was dusk, the sun setting off a crimson hue along the verdant leaves in the forest. Shadows slowly encroached everything in site, while a red scarf was flutterring in the wind, stuck on a wayward branch by the edge of the cliff.

At the bottom, in a small ditch hidden underneath tall trees, a girl with a mop of matted brown hair and tattered clothes twitched. What happened to her? A frown marred her face as she tried to move as little as possible. Her whole body was aching, and her head was suffering from a throbbing pain. As she tried to sit up, amber-colored eyes squinted into the distance, attempting to survey her surroundings. The lights were dimmed and her sight was blurry at best. She raised her right hand to her face and was about to fix her glasses, until her fingers met nothing but her nose bridge. She mumbled, "What!? My glasses are gone!" She gritted her teeth as she rubbed her temples to ease the pain. She closed her eyes, wondering what happened to her. Oh wait! She slipped on the damn floor of the Hospital!

She remembered being on her last day of duty in the hospital. She was on the night shift, doing her routine rounds of the patient's in the medical-surgical ward, when one of the cleaners did their own floor maintenance. They always did it at night, when there were no more visitors and less people were walking on the corridors. Normally, cleaners put their signboards in place to warn people from slipping. Somehow, the cleaner forgot to put them that night.

She remembered closing the door of her last patient's room when all of a sudden her world tilted overhead until she heard a loud thud of flesh hiting cement. There was only a small moment of pain at her nape, a short bounce, and then... nothing. The last thing she saw was the cleaner's horrified face as he rushed towards her in a frenzy, with a mop on his hands.1Was she about to die? She thought her whole life would flash in a moment, but all she could think about was how to scold the cleaner to put the goddamn signs when wiping the damn floor!

She wondered if it was just one of those dreams where you wake up after falling from a tall building.

"Right. I'm waking up to another dream. First was falling to my death and now this sequelae of survivor, forest version," she grunted as she squinted her eyes to get a clearer vision.

Ding!

[Welcome Dearest Transmigrator!]

What the f@#k!? "Oh no! No, no, no, NO! You're just in a twisted dream Chelsea! Snap out of it!" Chelsea gasped in pain while holding onto her temples, a cheerful yet robotic voice echoing in her ears. "There's pain... I can feel the pain. Oh, shit! Can you even feel tactile sensation in dreams?"

[Fear not! Despair not! This is a one-time prompt for transmigrators, such as you, in order to help them become winners in life. Please press <NEXT> or face painful obliteration! Thank you! (^_^)]

In front of her, a glaring NEXT button appeared. It looked like a cheap signboard in Las Vegas for a Motel. Scared by the threat hidden in a jolly tone, Chelsea felt like a character in a horror-suspense-thriller where everyone dies a gruesome death. A cold chill ran through her spine, her throbbing headache forgotten as she pressed the goddammned button.

[Intoduction to Transmigration for Dummies:

We have four types of roles: Protagonist, Villain, Cannon fodder, and Mob Characters. Of which, one will be randomly selected for our dearest transmigrator.

A Protagonist will walk through a difficult path to success! A struggle for power here, a fight to death there, or a death of any important loved-one somewhere; a protagonist will suffer a tragic life in order to become a winner in life! Push through all the advesities! (Click for more details.)

A Villain can be the exact opposite. A winner in life at first, and then becoming the world's most pitiful loser. A villain will have numerous resources at his fingertips, enjoying everything life has to offer. A true winner in life indeed! Of course, challenges will arise and a villain will be second only to the protagonist. Of course, two tigers can't live on the same mountain! Worry not, a villain was still once a winner in life! Enjoy offers while they still last! (Click for more details)

A Cannon fodder... well is simply a cannon fodder. Someone a villain or a protagonist can use for the sake of the plot. More often than not, they have very short life span and they die in a more dramatic fashion. Fear not! A short life this may be but without you, the plot can't go on! Still! You shall be forever remembered in the annals of history! Work hard to be the most memorable person in the protagonist or villain's life! A Winner in Life in History! (Click for more details.)

And lastly, a Mob. Do you need some audience? We have mob 1 and mob 2. Do you need some background? We also have mob 3, 4, and 5, right here. Do you need someone to accidentally give you clues to treasures? We also have special mobs, but still mobs, right here. What's good for being a mob? That's easy, a guarantee of No Hazard to Life! Still a winner in life, but who cares!? (Click for more details.)]

What in the world!? Chelsea gaped at the screen in front of her. One of them will be randomly selcted role for her? Was this some kind of a morbid prank by the universe!? She wanted to slap away the godforsaken screen in front of her, only to land on the Mob details section.

[Yes! A mob is the best character of all. Life and Death? 100% Guarantee to Life. How to know if you're a mob character? There are 3 easy and simple clues. First, are you from an ordinary place, with an ordinary background, and ordinary stats? Second, do you only hear of extraordinary things from gossips and never witness them in action? And lastly, are you absolutely sure of not having any golden finger or associated with anyone with a golden finger?

If your answer is a resounding YES, then congratulations to being a mob! Our motto is to be worry-free and a lovely road to old age!

Note! If you answered a "No" to any of the following, then our best wishes to your life! May you suffer less and be a winner in your next life! (END)]

Ding! [Congratulation's for finishing your introduction! Your role will be selected randomly! Please enjoy your life to the fullest! Stay tuned for more updates!]